I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

Before Zheng He changed his WeChat profile picture, Hu Yun had seen his selfie portrait. Coincidentally, as she sent the friend request, Zheng He changed his profile picture.
She had intentionally added Zheng He because the enemy of an enemy is a friend. Besides, not-so-smart men are easier to use and suitably fit for taking the blame.
Otherwise, she would have been out of her mind to choose Zheng He.
[The lady partnered with Zheng He is so pretty! It’s just a pity that she got paired with Zheng He. Such bad luck!]
[This is Hu Yun from Nanxing Entertainment. Please show a lot of support for this lady!]
[Supporting the beautiful lady! I hope she can change partners tomorrow!]
The next to appear were the other two ordinary people’s partners, Song Man and her partner Qi Shuo, Qin Wei and her partner Xu Mu.
Upon seeing Qin Wei’s partner, Zheng He suddenly felt a severe pain in his bones.
Isn’t this the guy who mistook him for a human trafficker in kindergarten, beat him up, and made him pay twenty thousand in medical expenses?
Is the world really that small?
The last to appear was Chen Xixi’s partner.
When Chen Xixi saw the man in a high-end black suit approaching her, there was a moment when she didn’t react, “President Zhou?”
So the good sumaritan with insight turned out to be President Zhou?!
Zhou Jinyuan came up beside her, his mouth slightly upturned: “Now that we’re partners, don’t call me President Zhou. Otherwise, it feels like I’m taking an employee out for work, and I don’t like to work.”
“… ” So the boss doesn’t like to work either!
Chen Xixi didn’t stand on ceremony: “Okay.”
Han Qianyi, standing beside her, couldn’t help widening her eyes, and whispered to Wan Chen: “Look, quickly look at Chen Xixi’s partner, it’s actually President Zhou of Zhongjing Group!”
Wan Chen glanced over, his voice lacking enthusiasm: “I saw. So what?”
“Don’t you think the two of them have great fate? Last time on the money-saving variety show, Chen Xixi was also paired with President Zhou, and I feel that President Zhou’s attitude this time is clearly much more amiable than last time. Do you think he’s taken a fancy to Chen Xixi?”
Wan Chen spoke with indifference: “Don’t know.”
Right now, Wan Chen’s mind was only on getting the five million quickly, proving himself to Old Wan, then starting a business and making a mark for himself. What does love and romance have to do with him, especially with irrelevant people? He cared even less.
“You’re really boring.” Han Qianyi felt that Wan Chen was a boring person, not talkative and always indifferent to everything.
Wan Chen spoke with a poker face: “I only chat with my future wife.”
He wasn’t interested in other members of the opposite sex.
Han Qianyi pouted and muttered: “With your attitude, you’ve got to be able to find a wife first. Based on my years of reading novels, I think you’re mostly the type destined for a tragic chase in the ‘pursuit of wife to the crematorium.'”
“…”
[Chen Xixi’s partner is actually President Zhou!]
[Aaaahhh! Damn! They were also partners in the previous show, and now they are again. What a coincidence!]
[Could it be that President Zhou specially came for Chen Xiaokou? Ahhhh! My brain is already concocting a domineering CEO and Cinderella Mary Sue plot!!]
[Looking forward to my intact couple!!]
[Sisters upstairs, can we come up with a more earthly CP name?]
Qian Yue cleared her throat and spoke with a smile: “Now that the pairings have been formed, the next task is to jointly create your living space. To build your accommodations, you need to earn points by completing tasks, which are then used to exchange for furniture, electrical appliances, food, and various basic living necessities.”
Qian Yue led them next to five small courtyards, “This is the accommodation that you need to build.”
The five pairs of guests went into the yards to take a look, finding them bare, with nothing in them, and even inside the houses were empty four walls.
Moreover, all five courtyards were exactly the same, and upon entering the houses, there was a damp and moldy smell.
“The conditions of this house are too poor!” Zheng He frowned, “There’s not even a bed. Are we supposed to sleep on the floor tonight?”
Qian Yue scanned everyone and said, “Work hard on the tasks, and then you can exchange points for beds. Now, I’ll announce the first task!
The first task is ‘You Speak, I Guess’, and the pair that guesses correctly will earn 10 points!”
Zheng He spread his hands, “This is too easy!”
Yet reality is cruel.
Chen Xixi turned her head to look at Zhou Jinyuan and took the initiative to ask: “What G network are you on?”
Zhou Jinyuan’s brow furrowed slightly, “Hmm? What?”
Chen Xixi instantly understood; President Zhou was very likely on a 2G network, so she said, “Let me guess. Usually, in this kind of word-guessing game, the show crew tends to use popular phrases. I often surf the internet, so I know a few more popular terms.”
Zhou Jinyuan expressed his agreement: “Okay.”
But he agreed a bit too soon.
Who would have thought the show crew wouldn’t play by the rules!
A staff member appeared behind Chen Xixi, holding up a sign.
Zhou Jinyuan saw it and smiled calmly, then easily said, “Two words.”
Chen Xixi’s eyes were focused on Zhou Jinyuan, afraid she might miss any important cue; she nodded, “And then?”
A light smile reflected in Zhou Jinyuan’s eyes, “After a couple falls in love, what’s the next step they should take?”
“The next step…” Chen Xixi frowned and guessed, “Argue?”
Zhou Jinyuan pursed his lips, “…That’s logical, but it’s not the right answer. What happens when a couple makes up after an argument and their relationship progresses further?”
“Meet the parents.”
“And then?”
“Dowry!”
“Next?”
“Break up due to failed negotiations!”
Zhou Jinyuan: “…”
Seeing that Zhou Jinyuan’s expression was off, Chen Xixi knew she had guessed wrong again, and she continued to guess, “Cold war?”
Zhou Jinyuan’s brow twitched, “No breaking up, no cold war. If two people are together and have a good relationship, and after meeting the parents, what should the man do?”
“Propose.”
Zhou Jinyuan felt hopeful and his eyes conveyed encouragement, “And then?”
“Have children.”
Zhou Jinyuan patiently hinted, “What’s the step before having children?”
“Can that be said?” Chen Xixi touched her nose, her ears slightly red, then whispered, “Consume…”
Seeing Chen Xixi’s reaction, Zhou Jinyuan felt she was definitely about to say something improper and quickly stopped her, “Incorrect.”
“Then what is it?”
Zhou Jinyuan took a deep breath, “What’s the prerequisite for divorce?”
“Domestic abuse?”
“What if there’s no domestic abuse?”
“Infidelity?”
“What if there’s no infidelity?”
“Argument.”
“And if they don’t argue?”
“Body dismemberment.”
Zhou Jinyuan fell silent for a moment, then decided to change his approach, “Under what circumstances can they have children?”
Chen Xixi: “On a night as dark as ink with howling winds.”
Zhou Jinyuan looked at her, “I’d be committing arson and murder then.”
[Hahaha, my goodness, did someone block Chen Xixi’s love nerve? Hahaha!]
[Chen Xixi really can’t be romantic at all! If it’s not arguing, cold war, infidelity, or domestic abuse, it’s body dismemberment. I’m really impressed, hahaha!]
[So, what’s the word in the end? How come Chen Xixi hasn’t guessed it right?]
[Ahhh so sweet! One says ‘on a night as dark as ink with howling winds,’ and the other ‘committing arson and murder’! They’re such a match!]
[Guys above, can we not force this pairing???]