I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

[HAHAHA dying of laughter, I can totally see Zheng He being the type to treat Chen Xixi to a prison meal!]
[Why is Zheng He suddenly being so nice to Chen Xixi? Is he truly planning to turn over a new leaf?]
[OMG! Is it real or fake? Is Zheng He really gonna turn his fight with Chen Xixi into a truce? Does this qualify as the reconciliation of the century? I need to screenshot this!]
[Is Zheng He finally growing up? Why do I find that hard to believe?]
[Although Chen Xixi gets a lot of deliveries, they’re all small packages, while Zheng He’s are all large. If they switch, can Chen Xixi even move those big boxes?]
[I feel like Zheng He just doesn’t want to move the heavy stuff, which is why he wants to switch with Chen Xixi. She must not agree, don’t be fooled by his sweet talk!]
Chen Xixi also felt that Zheng He was definitely up to no good; she dropped her gaze and saw that Zheng He had already brought over his standing card, apparently having made up his mind to switch with her.
Zheng He tugged at the corner of his mouth, baring his teeth in a grin: “How could I possibly invite you to a prison meal? I sincerely want to make peace with you. Besides, look at the program picking us two out of the billion-plus population in Huaguo, what a wonderful fate!
Now that the program is nearing its end, even Xie Guangkun in ‘Rural Love’ gets redeemed in the grand finale. Let’s stop targeting each other and get along well in these last few days. Wouldn’t it be nice to leave a good impression on each other and the audience?”
After saying this, Zheng He even winked at Chen Xixi in a friendly manner.
Chen Xixi felt goosebumps all over her body in an instant.
However, it wasn’t over yet, Zheng He’s mouth was like on a lease, immediately throwing at Chen Xixi a barrage of honeyed words, “You are so beautiful and kind-hearted, how could you do such dirty and tiring work?
Once I’m done, I’ll help you out! Let’s aim for each of us to get a Gold Coin and exchange for two sets of supplies. Later on, we can even share our supplies! If you don’t want to share with me, that’s fine, but you can still enjoy mine! How about that? Am I not generous?”
Chen Xixi thought to herself, this pie in the sky is really huge and round!
After remaining silent for two seconds, Chen Xixi curved her lashes and revealed an innocent sweet smile: “Since you’ve put it that way, I don’t have much to say, just that this feels a bit too embarrassing…”
The swollen eyes of Zheng He suddenly widened: “You agree? There’s nothing embarrassing about it! We’re all friends here! I’m going to switch then!”
Saying this, he picked up Chen Xixi’s standing card, placed his own down, then turned his head towards Chen Xixi with an eager smile and said: “Let me move the card over for you, meow!”
[Xixi, you’re being foolish! How can you let Old Thief Zheng’s malicious plans succeed? Have you not figured out what kind of person he is after all this time? Why would you agree to switch with him! I’m truly going to get angry to death because of Chen Xixi!!!]
[The parcels in Zheng He’s carriage look not only big but also heavy. After switching with him, can Chen Xixi really move those large parcels? And can we really trust Zheng He to help her? Knowing his character, he’s more likely just drawing her a pie in the sky!]
[Look! When a man truly wants to sweet-talk a woman, there’s no such thing as failing to charm her! Even the money-minded, clear-headed Chen Xixi couldn’t withstand Zheng He’s sweet words! Girls, if you meet a man who can’t woo you, just give up, it means he’s just not that into you!]
[AAARGH! What in the world is happening with Chen Xixi!! Has her brain suddenly gone AWOL? Why suddenly lose IQ!!]
[I’m so mad! So mad! I’m not voting for Chen Xixi today!]
[How could she be so easily swayed by a few words from Zheng He? Chen Xixi doesn’t seem like that kind of person, right? Could it be that Chen Xixi has a backup plan?]
[What backup plan? Unless Chen Xixi can call Yu Gong to help her move the deliveries, I think she is definitely going to be pitifully conned by Zheng He today!]
To the side, Han Qianyi, seeing Zheng He actively making amends with Chen Xixi, suddenly felt an uncomfortable twinge in her heart.
It felt like being betrayed by a comrade in arms.
They agreed to isolate Chen Xixi together, but Zheng He suddenly defected, not even offering to help her with some work, what a waste of the meals she let him freeload off her before!
Han Qianyi turned her face away with a bitter snort; the next time he comes begging for her help, she will not give him a chance to freeload ever again!
At this moment, Zheng He, placing the standing card for Chen Xixi, was almost dying of laughter inside.
Help Chen Xixi with her work? Let Chen Xixi dream on!
He just doesn’t want to move the heavy stuff – so exhausting and strenuous – that’s why he’s determined to switch with Chen Xixi.
Once Chen Xixi takes over, she’ll definitely struggle with the bulky items, and then she’ll be working much slower than him.
She can look forward to going hungry!
Any reconciliation, sharing resources, haha, Chen Xixi shouldn’t even think about it!
He just lost twenty thousand yuan, and she mocked his intelligence before. He’d be crazy to forgive Chen Xixi and share resources with her!
The host, with a timer in hand, announces the start of the challenge, and all the guests start moving packages with their trolleys.
Zheng He grabs several parcels carelessly and tosses them into the trolley.
The warehouse manager sees this and frowns, walking over and harshly saying, “No throwing, place them carefully, you’ll have to pay for any damage caused!”
Zheng He glances at the manager impatiently and reluctantly places the parcels into the trolley, his actions noticeably gentler than before.
Looking around, every guest is working really hard at moving bricks, because no one wants to work for three hours and end up with nothing.
Actually, not every guest is working hard.
That refers to Chen Xixi.
Chen Xixi sits on the edge of the cargo truck’s rear compartment, her legs dangling naturally, not reaching the ground, looking bored and idly swinging her legs.
Compared to the other guests’ hard work, she’s like a relaxed supervisor.
Seeing her so unhurried, the host can’t help but come over and tease, “Tired already without even starting to work?”
Chen Xixi’s lips slightly curl up, her tone confident: “Someone will do the work for me.”
Right then, Zheng He, who just happens to be pushing a trolley full of parcels towards the warehouse, hears this and can’t help but laugh. Then she can keep waiting!
[Oh my God! Chen Xixi, you actually believe Zheng He’s nonsense!]
[Chen Xixi!! Please wake up!! He’s definitely not going to help you work!]
[Why are you guys saying that? What if Zheng He really does want to turn over a new leaf! Can’t you guys give Zheng He a chance!]
More than two hours pass, and everyone looks exhausted and miserable, but Chen Xixi still sits calmly in the compartment, unmoved.
Zheng He’s clothes are soaked with sweat, and he pulls up his shirt to fan himself, trying to feel more comfortable.
Then he wipes the sweat from his forehead and, seeing Chen Xixi still sitting there, he bares his teeth and yells, “Wait for me to finish and I’ll help you! I’ve just got this last trolley to do!”
Chen Xixi swings her legs, nodding, “Okay!”
Chen Xixi watches Zheng He push the last trolley of parcels into the warehouse, then she jumps down from the cargo compartment.
She picks up her sign, which was placed to the side, and walks over to the empty compartment that Zheng He just finished with.
Then she puts her own sign there and puts Zheng He’s sign back beside the trolley full of bulky packages.
[Hahaha! Chen Xixi, you’re really something!]
[Suffering not at all, yet reaping the rewards, hahaha!]