I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

The train stopped at the station, but Han Qianyi still didn’t see Zheng He return.
Han Qianyi turned her head in the direction where Zheng He had disappeared and wondered aloud, “Why hasn’t Zheng He come back yet? We’ve arrived.”
Wan Chen calmly said, “Who cares what he’s doing. He’s a big boy; he can’t just disappear. Besides, after being with him for so long, do you still believe what he says?”
If Zheng He isn’t up to some mischief, then he wouldn’t be Zheng He.
But after the four disembarked, it seemed they still hadn’t caught sight of Zheng He.
Han Qianyi couldn’t help speculating, “Could Zheng He have already reached the destination?”
Chen Xixi scanned the crowd and indeed, didn’t see Zheng He.
No way? This guy already has a decent income from the donations, could he now be intending to take these twenty yuan too?
At that thought, Chen Xixi felt an unprecedented sense of crisis and quickly dragged her suitcase, sprinting toward the destination.
She absolutely couldn’t let Zheng He win again!
[Where’s Zheng He? Why don’t I see him coming out? Could it be that he’s still in the toilet?]
[Impossible, right? With Zheng He’s usual cleverness, he must have found the exit first and ran ahead of Chen Xixi and the others!]
[Actually, you guys really don’t need to worry about Zheng He! Right now, he’s surrounded by geese on the train, haha!]
[Ah??? How did this guy end up in the livestock carriage? Is he really seeking death!]
[Hahaha! The livestock are like: ‘This is outrageous, bad luck!’]
[What! Surrounded by geese on the train? But the train’s about to leave!]
A portion of the netizens, out of curiosity, all went to see Zheng He’s live stream to find out what was happening.
Inside the train’s middle carriage, Zheng He never expected to find a whole bunch of animals in the slow train’s carriage!
Many slow trains have livestock carriages to accommodate the locals’ needs.
There was a sign at the carriage door, but Zheng He, focused solely on winning, hadn’t paid attention.
Zheng He’s original plan was to get through this carriage, and then he could get off at the position closest to the exit; this way, he would be one step ahead of Chen Xixi and the others!
But he never expected such a mishap to occur!
And the thing he feared the most were geese because he had suffered unspeakable harm under the beak of a goose when he was little.
Thinking of this, his face painfully twisted, his forehead beaded with sweat trickling down, and then with trembling hands, he slowly covered his groin…
[I feel like Zheng He is about to break…]
[It’s not a feeling, he’s already on the verge of cracking… Although it’s pitiful, why do I feel like laughing, haha!]
[Let him get off the train, I can’t stand to watch this; how can this child be so miserable…]
“Ah ah ah ah!”
A series of tragic screams came from the livestock carriage!
Travelers from other carriages quickly looked on, and an old man seated next to that carriage immediately discerned the situation, urgently calling out to a conductor ahead, “There’s someone in the livestock carriage! Go check it out quickly! Don’t let anything happen!”
Next to him, someone murmured in puzzlement, “What’s a person doing in the livestock carriage?”
…
Chen Xixi and the others had already successfully arrived at the apartment arranged by the show’s team. Even when Chen Xixi received the first prize of twenty yuan from the team, they still hadn’t seen Zheng He.
Han Qianyi was even more perplexed: “What on earth did Zheng He go do? Is he even willing to let go of twenty yuan?”
Wan Chen said, “Maybe Zheng He has made some money now, so these small bucks don’t matter to him anymore.”
Meanwhile, Zheng He, who was considered indifferent to the small bucks, had just been rescued by a conductor.
Tearfully, Zheng He looked out the train window, watching as the train moved further and further away from the station. Then, he pulled out three yuan and twenty cents from his pocket for a supplementary ticket, planning to get off at the next stop and ride back.
His heart wailed in agony!
Why!
He just wanted to be closest to the exit, so why is he getting farther and farther from it now!!
[Zheng He’s life experiences are truly more exciting than my entire lifetime!]
[How did he miss his stop? Sigh! If he had just followed Chen Xixi and the others off the train, none of this would’ve happened!]
[While everyone has arrived at their destination, he’s still spending money on a ticket…]
[Zheng He should publish a book! I’ve already thought of a name for it: “The Unfortunate Life of Zheng He.” I would definitely buy it. Whenever I feel down on my luck and hopeless about life, I’ll just take a look at it, and then I’ll realize there are people worse off than me, and my mood will instantly improve!]
[The person above, you are so wickedly funny, I want a copy too!]
…
Zhongjing Group President’s Office.
Assistant Xu had deleted his show-off WeChat Moments post not long after the concert last night, but that didn’t prevent many with fast internet and a front seat in watching the drama from understanding the whole story from start to finish.
Assistant Xu decided to go underground for a while and temporarily say goodbye to social networking apps like WeChat Moments.
Because there were just too many negative comments…
Impossible to finish reading them all.
There really are more bad people in the world!
And it made him, who was already a bit cold, feel absolutely frozen in an instant.
At his desk, Zhou Jinyuan looked at his phone filled with endless junk messages, frowning slightly, and asked in a heavy voice, “Was this mobile number acquired through proper channels?”
He had originally asked his secretary to handle it, but it was only yesterday that he found out the card came from Assistant Xu.
Assistant Xu sneakily glanced at the content on the mobile screen, internally exclaimed ‘wow’, and then spoke seriously, “This card was specifically made for a data plan, definitely through legitimate channels, and I used it properly too. How did it become improper once it got to you…”
Zhou Jinyuan: “I’d like to know that too.”
Assistant Xu cautiously reminded Zhou Jinyuan, “Is it possible that it’s not the SIM card but something else? You might consider looking for reasons on your own side…”
Zhou Jinyuan raised his head to look at Assistant Xu, “You mean I am the improper one.”
“…..I wouldn’t dare say so.”
“Then that’s what you’re suggesting.”
“…” I shouldn’t have said anything at all; this way, I wouldn’t have exposed what I was thinking!
Assistant Xu fell silent for a moment, played invisible for a bit, then had another thought and said, “You can download an anti-fraud app, so you won’t receive these spam calls and messages anymore.”
“Okay.” Zhou Jinyuan replied and handed over that phone to Assistant Xu, then picked up another one to check, his brow furrowing instantly.
#ChenXixiNationalDaughterInLaw, Praises From Aunties#
The comments section below was even more outrageous.
[Chen Xixi now won’t lack grandmas or husbands, hahaha!]
[If Chen Xixi wins on the show this time, she’ll have five million to achieve a small fortune, sign with Nanxing Entertainment to become a big star, and it seems she’s got no worries about her personal life anymore. She’s really hitting a jackpot in life!]
He had just dismissed Jin Cheng, and now the whole internet’s aunties were setting their sights on Chen Xixi?
He scrolled further down, and there was an even more ridiculous topic.
#WhoIsYourFavoriteCouple#
Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng, Chen Xixi and Jiang Xingze, Chen Xixi and Zhou Jinyuan, Chen Xixi and Zheng He, Chen Xixi and me.
[She’s like an iron Chen Xixi and a stream of husbands!]
[I won’t say much about the others, but Chen Xixi and Zheng He? Are they padding the word count?]
[You wouldn’t understand. Love and hate can live side by side!]
Zhou Jinyuan was curious about the poll results, but he had to vote first to see them. And so, he unhesitatingly chose the ‘Chen Xixi and Zhou Jinyuan’ option.