I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

[If Zheng He finds out, there will probably be another uproar hahaha!]
[Guys, check it out! The hot spring B&B is trending because a lot of people are starting to cancel their bookings!]
[Really? I’m going to see what’s going on!]
On the internet, the hot spring B&B’s cancellations are causing a huge commotion.
[Cancel! Cancel! Although their hot spring is indeed cheap, I was originally going for Chen Xixi. Now that they’ve chased her out, they don’t deserve my beautiful body! Cancel!]
[Cancel! The person above is right! I also wanted a good deal and to join in the fun, but if they treat my Chen Xiaokou like this, I’m not going to use their hot spring anymore! I’m afraid it will dirty my body after bathing!]
[I feel safe staying in the same place as Chen Xixi, but I wouldn’t dare stay anywhere Zheng He has been. What if I run into a scam gang? After all, Zheng He is easily fooled, and for the sake of my insufficiently intelligent balance, I’ve also decided to cancel.]
The owner of the hot spring hotel nearly dropped dead on the spot when he heard the bad news.
How could a nobody have such a big influence? He had truly underestimated this Chen Xixi!
The owner’s hand was clenching his phone, shaking uncontrollably, and he roared, “Get rid of that Zheng He and whatever those people, Qianyi and Wan Chen, kick them all out!”
Manager Li rolled his eyes and said into the phone, “Kicking them out now probably won’t salvage the losses in time～”
“Bring Chen Xixi back to me!”
“Ah… getting her back won’t be so easy, since we chased her out first, and she…”
The owner immediately interrupted, “Don’t give me that nonsense! I don’t care what you do, you must bring Chen Xixi back to me, and if you can’t, don’t bother coming back yourself!”
Manager Li gritted her teeth inwardly cursing, this damn owner must be crazy, right? He didn’t listen to her suggestions, and when there’s trouble, he uses her as a scapegoat, what a brainless decision!
After Zheng He had his heart’s ease, he returned to his standard room to rest, only to be unexpectedly disturbed by Manager Li knocking at the door once again.
Manager Li smiled, “Our boss says you need to pack up your things and leave immediately.”
Zheng He, full of question marks, “What do you mean? We’ve just checked in!”
“It’s like this, many guests who booked online did so because of Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng. When they learned you three replaced Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng, they started to cancel en masse. Now our establishment is facing an unprecedented wave of cancellations, causing severe losses, so the boss wants you to leave right away.”
Zheng He nonchalantly replied, “If they want to leave, let them. We can attract new customers with our live stream!”
Manager Li smiled faintly, “You might not be aware, but after the cancellations, our platform’s group purchase channel has entered a cooling period like we’ve never seen before.
In other words, it’s been quite some time since we’ve had any new customers make reservations, which shows the impact of Chen Xixi’s departure is huge on our business. At this point, whether or not you live stream doesn’t matter anymore. What matters is that you need to leave quickly to make room for Chen Xixi’s return.”
Zheng He: “!!!”
Damn, he had just kicked Chen Xixi out and before he could even enjoy the luxury room same as hers, without having the chance to experience the comfort of the bed, he was being kicked out on his heels—what kind of situation was this?!
“At least let me stay one night like Chen Xixi before kicking me out! Plus, I’m live streaming right now, it doesn’t look good to kick me out like this… Anyway, I’m not leaving!” Zheng He stubbornly clung to the doorframe, giving various reasons not to leave.
After all, the face of the Chosen One had been thoroughly slapped today, what more did he have to fear!
After tonight, he would be the strongest man in the world!
But…
“Hey hey hey… don’t drag me, I can walk on my own… my butt’s almost sparking from the friction… don’t you know any manners…”
Zheng He was hauled out by four security personnel, dragged and lifted away.
Zheng He stood up, patted the dust off his butt, and said coldly, “Who cares about staying in your crappy place! Even if you beg me in the future, I won’t come!”
Han Qianyi and Wan Chen looked at Zheng He, their eyes clearly harboring the desire to kill him.
Wan Chen: “Stop giving terrible suggestions from now on.”
Zheng He snickered, “How is this a terrible suggestion? At least Chen Xixi is also without a place to stay now. She either has to spend money to find a place to stay or sleep on the streets, just like us!”
Wan Chen gave Zheng He a cold glance, “What do you mean the same situation? You kicked her out of the standard room, and now she’s staying in a five-star hotel.”
Zheng He didn’t show any signs of jealousy. Instead, he spoke with schadenfreude, “That must’ve cost her a pretty penny, huh?”
Wan Chen: “She’s staying for free, and it was the hotel owner who personally sent someone to pick her up.”
Zheng He was stunned. He felt that he must have heard it wrong, “What?! Where is Chen Xixi staying for free?”
Wan Chen, irritated by Zheng He’s dumbfounded look, didn’t feel like speaking to him anymore. If it weren’t for Zheng He insisting on evicting Chen Xixi, they probably wouldn’t be in this situation now.
Seeing that Wan Chen wasn’t saying anything, Han Qianyi spoke up with a sour tone, “He said Chen Xixi is staying in a five-star hotel for free, personally escorted by the owner no less. Quite the grand treatment.”
Zheng He: “!!!” How could this be?! He had only looked away from his phone for a moment, and such a big event occurred?!
Why was it nothing like he had imagined?! Why was Chen Xixi staying in a five-star hotel instead of on the streets!!
Zheng He was going crazy!
Zheng He hurriedly asked, “Which hotel is Chen Xixi staying at?”
Han Qianyi: “Taihua Hotel.”
“Taihua?! Let’s hurry over there too!” said Zheng He, hastening off with his suitcase.
…
Taihua Hotel.
Manager Zhang arranged rooms for Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng, and politely said, “Our boss mentioned it’s very late tonight, so he won’t disturb you two. He will invite you to dine tomorrow during the day.”
Chen Xixi smiled and thanked him.
After Manager Zhang left, Jin Cheng lazily leaned against the door frame, watching Zhang’s retreating figure, and couldn’t help but admiringly say, “Impressive, my brother. To have the owner of Taihua himself welcoming you, not bad! How did you manage that? Share the secret, I’m really curious!”
Chen Xixi replied unhurriedly, “It was their manager who contacted me first, wanting us to stay over. I guess they were interested in our online following, as people don’t get up early without some incentive.”
Chen Xixi had just sensed that the manager of the hot spring inn wasn’t reliable tonight when she was switched to a different room, so she quickly searched online for a new place to stay.
Just then, the official Weibo account of Taihua Hotel sent an invitation in her private messages. After adding contact details and learning that they needed a place to stay, they expressed their wish to invite them to stay over.
Chen Xixi confirmed many times online that the official who sent her the private message was legit before agreeing.
Then they moved into Taihua Hotel.
Although it’s all for profit, the owner of this five-star hotel seemed much more sincere than the owner of the hot spring inn.
While Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng rested on the soft beds of the five-star hotel, Zheng He and the others were being stopped by the security guards outside of Taihua Hotel, not even allowed to enter.
[Chen Xixi is really living the life, moving from a luxury hot spring room to a five-star hotel. Tomorrow, she’s even going to watch the top male singer’s concert, sitting in the front row of the inner field and getting served food, all without spending a penny. She’s living the dream I yearn for in my fantasies.]
[Don’t even say anything else, just give me a chance to soul swap with Chen Xixi!]
[What luck this girl has! Surely she’s had enough? Let me go to tomorrow’s concert in her stead… don’t make me beg on my knees.]