I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

Chapter 101: Chapter 98: I’ve heard of a constitution that easily gets pregnant, but it’s my first time hearing about a constitution that easily gets deceived… Chapter 101: Chapter 98: I’ve heard of a constitution that easily gets pregnant, but it’s my first time hearing about a constitution that easily gets deceived… Zheng He was utterly bewildered.
Just now he was hunting down Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng all over the map, and then suddenly, for some unknown reason, he got disconnected. When he logged back in, all his gear was gone—it was way too bizarre!
It must have been Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng who looted his equipment while he was offline!
However, on the other side.
Having sneakily developed their strength, Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng, ready for a decisive battle with Zheng He, found Zheng He’s character completely stripped of gear.
Zheng He roared furiously in the game: “Did you two take advantage of my disconnection and loot my equipment!”
Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng: No, what do you mean, Zheng He?
Jin Cheng typed speechlessly: “Don’t falsely accuse us, we haven’t even touched you!”
Unrivaled Universe Handsome Man: “You dare to do it but not admit it, huh?”
Looking at the messages sent by Zheng He on his phone screen, Jin Cheng sneered: “Zheng He is really growing up, this time not getting tricked but resorting to extortion!”
Chen Xixi frowned, “He shouldn’t have that level of intelligence.”
Jin Cheng: “…” Damn, that actually makes sense!
[Hahaha does Chen Xixi know Zheng He that well?]
[I don’t know why, but I feel like what Chen Xixi said is right…]
[Don’t blame Chen Xixi, Zheng He’s intelligence is indeed well-known to all…]
Zheng He, who had lost his luxurious supreme gear, took out a set of his previous high-end gear from his backpack and put it on.
Seeing this, Chen Xixi told Jin Cheng while looking at the phone screen: “Let’s take the gear he has on now.”
Although the gear on Zheng He was not as good as Jin Cheng’s luxurious gear, it was still pretty decent. After all, it was paid for with Money, and it would definitely be much stronger than anything they got for free.
Zheng He had just been chasing them all over the map earlier and even knocked over Chen Xixi’s furnace. At this moment, Chen Xixi didn’t have any other thoughts except wanting to beat up Zheng He; it was purely personal.
If she didn’t take her revenge immediately, she wouldn’t be able to sleep well at night.
Jin Cheng also wanted revenge; regardless of what it was, as long as it belonged to Zheng He, he would want to take it, “Alright!”
Soon, the previously arrogant Zheng He had his gear looted by Chen Xixi, not leaving him with anything.
Zheng He was close to going mad with fury!
Chen Xixi, after taking Zheng He’s high-end gear, did not leave immediately.
In the game, she stood with Jin Cheng right next to Zheng He. Every time Zheng He put on a new set of clothes, she and Jin Cheng would beat up Zheng He’s character, looting everything he had, repeating this process until Zheng He’s backpack was almost empty.
Zheng He was in such pain that he almost cried. If this continued, his trip abroad would be gone. The competition was starting tomorrow, and without any gear, how could he compete with others?
And most importantly, he knew Jin Cheng’s skills; a famous payer in the server, whose skills were painfully awful, the last in skill but occupying the spot of the first in terms of status.
He originally thought Chen Xixi’s skills wouldn’t be much better, as there are very few female gamers who handle such online games well.
So he thought he could easily handle both of these noobs in a two-versus-one.
But he never expected Chen Xixi’s skills to be so formidable!
His gear was almost completely looted by her!
Zheng He, with a bitter face, clicked on Chen Xixi’s avatar and sent her a voice message begging for mercy: “Please stop, can we? I really give up, I give up! I was wrong to rob your gear, I shouldn’t have hunted you, please spare me, please!”
A man knows when to bow and when to stand tall!
As long as we have the green hills, we’re not afraid of running out of firewood!
A gentleman seeks revenge; it is never too late even after ten years!
Begging for mercy is just momentary, he still has plenty of chances to make Chen Xixi pay back double!
Chen Xixi hooked her lips, fingertips lightly touching the screen, typing rapidly: “Anything else?”
Zheng He thought hard for a while, truly unable to figure out where else he might have offended Chen Xixi, and eventually he asked with confusion, “Anything else?”
Chen Xixi: “Set up the furnace for me tomorrow.”
Zheng He: “Sure, sure, no problem! I guarantee to build you a furnace even better than the one before. Can you guys stop killing me then? I barely have any equipment left!”
Chen Xixi agreed cheerfully: “Okay.”
However, just when Zheng He thought his plea for mercy had worked and that Chen Xixi wouldn’t lay hands on him again, the equipment he had just equipped the previous second was robbed by Chen Xixi in the next!
Now Zheng He was completely broken, he clicked on the voice channel and roared irritably, “Didn’t you promise not to kill me or rob my equipment! How could you go back on your word!”
Chen Xixi smiled and put the extra equipment stolen from Zheng He up for a low price sale in the marketplace, then leisurely opened the message interface to reply unhurriedly: “My mouth agreed with you, but my hands didn’t.”
Zheng He: “!!!” Truly unforeseeable!
[Hahaha, dead laughing! Next time we ask Chen Xixi, we should ask if her mouth agrees, and if her hands agree too!]
[Chen Xixi does not disappoint, her moves are always beyond my expectations!]
[Hahaha, beauty Xixi did a great job! It’s so satisfying! To see Zheng He getting his legs kicked at Xixi’s furnace, and then chasing Xixi all over the map!]
[The path Zheng He treads most is Chen Xixi’s schemes and a scammer’s tricks hahaha!]
This time, Chen Xixi didn’t explode any good equipment from Zheng He, it looked like Zheng He really had nothing left.
She no longer wasted time on Zheng He, quickly leading Jin Cheng to continue leveling up by killing monsters.
Meanwhile, Jin Cheng wondered, “Where on earth could Zheng He have hidden my equipment? If someone else had blown them up, it would be displayed in the world message, but there wasn’t any. That means the equipment should still be with Zheng He.
But if he indeed had them in his possession, with his character, he should’ve equipped that top-level gear just now and beat us until we couldn’t fight back.”
“Don’t know.” Chen Xixi looked down at her phone screen, her fingers manipulating the game character to run across the map, speaking without raising her head: “But it seems his equipment really is gone. As for how it happened, I’m not sure, but my guess is, with Zheng He’s gullibility, that equipment might as well be in the hands of a scammer now.”
[Heard of fertility-prone physiques, but it’s my first time hearing about gullibility-prone physiques…]
[Hahaha, such a rare trait indeed, but it really fits Zheng He so well!]
[But where exactly did Zheng He hide Jin Cheng’s equipment? It can’t really be like what Chen Xixi said, that he got scammed again, right?]
Chen Xixi wasn’t too concerned about whether Zheng He got scammed or not, she continued to play the game while saying to Jin Cheng: “We have to win the trip abroad in tomorrow’s competition.”
This mission was very crucial.
Jin Cheng, since following Chen Xixi, had also seen his skills improving day by day under her guidance. Although the improvement wasn’t significant, it was still alright on the whole.
However, Chen Xixi’s gaming skills truly shocked Jin Cheng. He had never expected that a gaming newbie like Chen Xixi could beat Zheng He, who had obtained the second rank in the server purely based on skill.
He looked at Chen Xixi with admiration in his eyes: “Okay, don’t worry, I’ve arranged everything with the brothers in the Guild! We’re sure to win this time!”
From now on, when he played games, he would let Chen Xixi carry him! Let’s see who would dare to bully him in the game then!
Eh? Something seems off… Wasn’t he supposed to carry her instead?
…
Meanwhile, in Zheng He’s livestream.
Zheng He was distressed about losing his equipment, wondering how to win the trip abroad, how to explain to the little girls who adored him, how to get the little girl to return him some of the equipment he gave her, when suddenly he discovered that his little girl had vanished.