I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

Director Zhang finished speaking and handed them a few sheets of paper, “These are the scripts for deceiving kids, you might want to memorize them.”
Zheng He glanced at the papers and placed them on the table, smiling confidently: “I don’t need these!”
Do you need a script to deceive kids? Isn’t that underestimating his skills!
[It seems like Zheng He is very confident!]
[Did Zheng He have any related experience before? Otherwise, why is he so confident?]
[Now that you mention it, it’s quite possible! After all, he was once seen as most likely to end up in jail. Could he really do it without some skills?]
[Oh dear! Has Zheng He not been to the police station recently? Has he forgotten that the cops are still watching his every move, and now his criminal cells are starting to stir again?]
[I’m really afraid he’ll land himself in jail again…]
Director Zhang didn’t say much, but the other ‘human traffickers’ turned to look at Zheng He after hearing him, some couldn’t help but admire him.
They didn’t have the mental fortitude of Zheng He; being a ‘human trafficker’ for the first time made them somewhat nervous, so they definitely had to memorize the script to solidify their criminal foundation.
After they mostly memorized the script, nine ‘human traffickers’ were asked to gather at the entrance of the kindergarten. Some of the nervous ‘human traffickers’ put the script in their pockets, planning to read it again at the kindergarten entrance to capture that criminal vibe.
The first to come out was the small class.
A girl with buns in her hair said to a man with a buzz cut: “Your class is coming out, go on! Good luck!”
“Thanks!” The man with the buzz cut quickly walked into the kindergarten to commence his deception.
Ten minutes later, the several people waiting at the kindergarten entrance saw that the buzz cut man hadn’t managed to deceive a single child, and he hadn’t even given away any of his lollipops.
The girl with buns spoke in surprise: “Are kids so smart nowadays? Not a single one was fooled! And this is just the small class; I feel it’s going to be even harder with the middle and large classes, there’s hardly a chance to abduct any.”
Zheng He, arms crossed, chuckled softly, his laugh tinged with disdain: “No matter how smart kids are, it’s impossible for them not to be fooled at all, there must be something wrong with his approach and methods!”
The girl with buns turned towards Zheng He, “Looks like you are quite confident?”
“Success depends on the person, understand? It just shows he’s not cut out for this!”
The girl with buns tried to smooth things over for the buzz cut man: “It’s everyone’s first time doing this kind of thing, they lack experience. Let’s ask him about the situation later, maybe we can learn something from it.”
Although it’s just a drill, it’s better to be more professional. This also helps to extensively test and observe the children’s adaptability and enhance their safety awareness.
Zheng He pulled out a small loaf of bread from his big bulging pockets, began eating and said: “It’s not about whether it’s the first time or not, it boils down to intelligence. Smart people can succeed in any field!”
Did Chen Xixi mock him as braindead in a live stream across the network yesterday?
Today, he was going to prove that his brain cells were definitely not dead!
As for his previous failures on the show… those were just accidents!
As soon as Zheng He finished speaking, the buzz cut man returned defeated.
The girl with buns hurriedly asked: “How did it go?”
The buzz cut man stuffed the undistributed lollipops back into his pocket and cheerfully said: “These little tykes are too clever, very wary. No matter how I tried to coax them, they wouldn’t come with me, they even refused the candy. In the end, I saw it was no use, so I gave up.”
Someone chimed in: “It’s like this even with the small class? I feel it’s definitely going to be harder as we go on, and we’ll probably fool none in the end.”
Zheng He finished his bread in a few bites and casually tossed the wrapper, his tone light: “It’s because he’s not up to it. The strong never blame the environment!”
Just as Chen Xixi, though cunning and strong in the show, he never thought of giving up, never felt inferior to Chen Xixi, and kept fiercely competing, trying to bring Chen Xixi down from the top spot. And he firmly believed that he would succeed in the end!
And about being cunning—who doesn’t know how to play that game? He infiltrated Chen Xixi’s fan club, used Chen Xixi’s fans to garner resources for himself, aiding his own victory. This move, Chen Xixi would never see coming in her lifetime!
She can learn, then!
Let’s see how he uses the support of his backers to win!
Let Chen Xixi keep mocking him!
Wait a few more days until the program ends, then she’ll realize who the real clown is!
Zheng He’s lips curled up, eagerly anticipating that day.
[What a phrase, “the strong never complain about their circumstances!” Zheng He’s remarks are getting sharper and sharper!]
[Is there anything worth being proud of in this material? Why do I feel Zheng He seems quite proud?]
[How come I feel like Zheng He’s facial expression seems to have changed, why does his smile look so sinister now?]
[He’s got that human trafficker vibe!]
The crew-cut man, listening to Zheng He’s derogatory comments, immediately frowned and said displeasedly, “You do it if you can! If you can abduct a kid, I’ll consider you badass!”
Zheng He indifferent, took out a lollipop from his pocket, “Then let me show you an example, everyone should learn from this.”
However, the ones to come out next weren’t the children from the small second class.
Due to a fight breaking out among two kids, the teacher was handling it, so the small third class came out next.
Seeing this, Zheng He unwrapped the lollipop and put it directly into his mouth, “My small second class hasn’t come out yet, I’ll show you later!”
The girl with the bun hairstyle, seeing Zheng He continually eating, couldn’t help but ask, “Why did you eat the prop? If you’ve eaten it all, what will you use to lure the child?”
“I have my cunning plans!”
Everyone began to look forward to Zheng He’s clever schemes.
After Zheng He’s slightly provocative words, everyone also tried their hardest to use all their tricks to entice children, not wanting to be ridiculed by Zheng He and give him the chance to show off.
When all the classes had finished their practices, Zheng He’s small second class finally made their appearance.
And the eight previous ‘human traffickers’ had all failed miserably, none were successful.
The crew-cut man provocatively looked at Zheng He: “It’s your turn now.”
The crew-cut man didn’t believe it, they all failed, what method could Zheng He possibly have to succeed!
Zheng He, with a lollipop in his mouth and hands in his pockets, walked into the kindergarten at a leisurely pace.
He locked his gaze on a lively and cheerful little girl, then he took out a lollipop from his pocket and crouched down to offer it to her.
He coaxed her with a smile, “Your mom asked me to come pick you up and take you home.”
The little girl had three cute pigtails tied on her head, very adorable; she looked at Zheng He, her clear, innocent eyes filled with naivety, “Where’s my mom then?”
“She’s waiting in the car!”
The little girl hesitated for a moment, intensely staring at the lollipop in Zheng He’s hand, her small hands tightly clasped together, she spoke in a babyish voice, “But mommy told me not to eat candy, she said it causes cavities…”
Zheng He smiled smugly, just that simple.
Isn’t this about to succeed now?!
Zheng He softly coaxed, “That’s easy to handle, you can eat it and then come with me.”
“But my mom also said, snacks should be shared with everyone, can you bring out some more snacks and let my classmates share them with me?”