I’ve Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show

The salespeople were utterly enchanted.
Han Qianyi noticed a competitor emerging and quickly jumped in, saying, “I’ll buy it, I’ll buy it, for six hundred yuan, I’ll pay right now!”
If she didn’t pay soon, she worried that the stingy Chen Xixi, upon seeing someone competing, would hike up the price. How would she handle that?
“Deal.”
Chen Xixi took out her phone, opened her payment QR code, and had Han Qianyi transfer the money to her.
Seeing no opportunity for themselves, a trace of regret flickered through the eyes of the nearby salespeople.
— Payment of 600 yuan received on Alipay.
Chen Xixi heard the notification of the money coming in and a pleased smile spread from the corner of her eyes to her brows.
After paying, Han Qianyi’s heart finally settled back into place. She got the A-brand skincare products for just 600 yuan!
Then she thought about it again and suddenly felt that Chen Xixi was actually quite foolish.
In reality, this set of skincare products could have been sold to any other customer for around 3,000 to 4,000 yuan without any issue.
Chen Xixi lost quite a lot selling it to her.
So, it seemed as though Chen Xixi made a smart 600 yuan from her, but in fact, she was the one who genuinely profited, and it was Chen Xixi who actually lost out.
Han Qianyi put her phone in her bag and turned to Chen Xixi, saying, “You can give me my cosmetics now.”
With this set of cosmetics, her skin could quickly recover and withstand the scrutiny of high-definition cameras.
Just as Han Qianyi was feeling smug about her purchase, she overlooked a serious problem.
She was doing business with Chen Xixi!
Is Chen Xixi just an ordinary person?
Would Chen Xixi easily let someone else get the better of her?
What followed was a lesson from the extraordinary Chen Xixi for Han Qianyi.
Han Qianyi, looking at the A-brand skincare trial set in her hand, was flabbergasted!
She had thought it was the full-sized product!
Trial sets are typically giveaways at counters.
So, did she just spend six hundred yuan on some freebies?!
The neighboring sales people no longer felt any regret when they saw the skincare sample set in Han Qianyi’s hands.
These trial sets were something their store staff had plenty of chances to get, without spending money.
Han Qianyi felt utterly breached. She looked at the trial set in her hand, then back at Chen Xixi, and challenged, “Shouldn’t it be the full-sized product?”
Chen Xixi’s eyes curved into a smile: “I never promised you it would be the full-sized product. I just said it was a set.”
Who says a trial set isn’t a set?
Sell a full-sized set valued at 8,000 to 9,000 yuan for 600? She’s not out of her mind.
Just now, the counter manager gave her a set of skincare as well as an additional trial set, and the one she sold to Han Qianyi was that giveaway.
Han Qianyi was nearly spitting blood with anger: “!!!”, She couldn’t lose her temper, it would affect her image, she had to hold it in!
[Damn! That so Chen Xixi! I also thought it was the full-sized product! Who would have thought it was a trial set!]
[Brilliant, brilliant, selling a set of freebies for six hundred yuan, that’s classic Chen Xixi hahaha!]
[Normally buying A-brand trial packs online, the average price per bottle is nearly a hundred yuan, and the whole set would probably cost about the same, so Han Qianyi hasn’t really gotten much of a bargain. Instead, Chen Xixi has made a profit, and it’s all net gain since it cost her nothing.]
[Han Qianyi probably feels like she’s going to explode with anger! She shouldn’t have messed with Chen Xixi, Chen Xixi is Chen Xiaokou after all, when it comes to money, who can outwit her!]
Han Qianyi clearly felt like she’d been tricked, “Isn’t selling me a trial set for six hundred yuan a bit too much?”
This time, before Chen Xixi could speak, a salesperson stepped forward: “Miss, this trial set is a limited edition and the official website sells it for 999 yuan. Miss Chen gave you a personal discount considering you’re a friend, which is a really good deal.”
Was Han Qianyi implying that their brand’s trial set wasn’t worth six hundred yuan?
As a professional salesperson for the A-brand, she wouldn’t allow anyone to belittle their products. If anyone could easily demean their products, how would they continue to make sales in the future?
Han Qianyi was speechless, all right, all right, she could see now, this salesperson was in cahoots with Chen Xixi!
She couldn’t out-talk them… no, it wasn’t just talk, where did her cannon fodder leading the charge disappear to?
Han Qianyi looked around but couldn’t spot Zheng He anywhere.
She retracted her gaze, staring at the trial-size product in her hand, suppressing the fury in her heart.
Sooner or later, she’d make Chen Xixi pay this back!
Chen Xixi watched Han Qianyi leave without saying a word, and laid back down on the beauty bed to continue enjoying her facial treatment blissfully.
Thinking she could be used for their advantage, as if she was that easy to exploit?
Pulling a fast one, another six hundred yuan earned, how wonderful.
Suddenly, even the facial mask on her face felt more comfortable than before.
…
Jiang City.
Just off the train, Zheng He hurriedly entered the subway station to head to the hospital.
He couldn’t wait to get his hands on the five thousand yuan subsidy, feeling his blood boil with excitement.
Arriving at the hospital, he entered the office of the doctor in charge of donations, who gave him a small cup and directed him to a room across the hall.
Doctor: “We need to test the quality first today.”
Zheng He: “Okay, if the quality passes, I get the money, right?”
The doctor nodded: “Correct.”
Zheng He’s excitement surged upon receiving the doctor’s confirmation.
The King of Saving, here he goes again!!
[He really went to the hospital after passing the medical check!]
[It’s over! Chen Xixi only made six hundred, now isn’t Zheng He about to win?]
[Can’t say for sure, the amount of money depends on Zheng He’s quality.]
[First time experiencing this, so nervous, fam! What do I do, what do I do, should I mute it and find a corner to peek from?]
[Can you please not be like this? It’s making people feel uneasy. We’re watching a serious variety show here!]
[I lay it out, I am part of the yellow race!]
[Previous commenters, do you really not care about anything on the internet?]
The netizens thought too much.
Of course, this process could not possibly be live broadcasted.
Before entering the small room, Zheng He had removed all the filming equipment from himself.
The viewers’ anticipatory gaze was left hovering outside the small room, while the live camera was pointing at the white wall, seemingly giving those with restless hearts a chance to face the wall in reflection.
Then… quickly, the live camera shook.
The viewers saw Zheng He’s face again.
[!!! That quick? Fam, did anyone time it? Was it even three minutes?]
[I timed it, I timed it, six minutes and three seconds!]
[Ah, that… doesn’t look good!]
[I don’t care about his speed, I just want to know how much subsidy Zheng He’s quality can get, will it surpass Chen Xixi?]
An hour and a half later, Zheng He finally got his test results.
Zheng He rushed straight into the doctor’s office, holding the test results.
Zheng He eagerly asked, “How did it go?”
The doctor frowned, speaking gravely, “The quality doesn’t meet the standards, activity is zero.”
Zheng He: “!!!”
In that moment, Zheng He’s world came crashing down!!