ãNo breakup! I told you they didnât break up!ã
ãStarting over? What kind of nonsense is this?ã
ãIâm absolutely thrilledâmay you two stay together forever and get married on the spot!ã
ãThree hours ago, my heart was shattered, and I could barely breathe, drowning my sorrows in other couplesâ sweet moments. Now youâre telling me theyâre starting over? Lu Yicheng, you really know how to toy with fansâ emotions.ã
ãBut⦠neither of them ever mentioned breaking up, rightâ¦ã
ãSome people indulge in fake sweetness, others search for fake angst.ã
ãEven angst can be fake these days.ã
ãIâm just curious how theyâre going to restart their romance.ã
ãThe equation is finally being solved.ã
ãStarting from the beginning means going back to high school. As we all know, high school students arenât allowed to date, hold hands, or kiss. But since theyâre both adults now⦠hehehe.ã
ãIs this the kind of high school roleplay Iâm allowed to see?ã
ãThe material is already hereâfanfic writers, get to work!ã
ãNo wonder they say men fear choosing the wrong career, and women fear marrying the wrong man. Turns out video editing isnât our forteâwe can carve out a much broader world in literature.ã
ãExactly, theyâre both adults nowâgive us something spicy for adults!ã
ãThe teddy bear roleplay was romantic, but it lacked something.ã
ãWhat roleplay? What roleplay?ã
Lu Yicheng isnât a celebrity, so the hashtag gradually dropped off the trending list after peaking in the 30s. But for CP fans, this was a celebration. While the "Lanzhou Noodles" CP had their expert video editors, this fandom had their literature majors.
Soon, a short fic was posted under the deceptively serious title, *Make-Up Lessons*.
ãThe two traveled back three years and had to retake the college entrance exams. For Lu Yicheng, scoring over 700 points now would be a breeze, but for Jiang Lan, it was a different story.
In desperation, Jiang Lan turned to her boyfriend for help. Lu Yicheng said, âYour foundation is weak, so Iâll probably have to explain things multiple times. To improve efficiency, hereâs the deal: if you get a question wrong after Iâve taught it, you owe me a kiss. If you get it wrong twice, the kisses double. Three times, and it quadruples.âã
ãI hope Jiang Lan gets every single one wrong.ã
Jiang Lan genuinely couldnât solve any of them. After staring at the problems for over half an hour, she asked an unrelated question:
âLu Yicheng, when did I start liking you? It couldnât have been during high school, right?â
Lu Yicheng fell silent. He had confessed many days after the exams ended, but heâd wanted to do it much earlier.
High school forbade dating, but his grades were impeccableâeven if theyâd dated, it wouldnât have affected his scores. But Jiang Lan hadnât been willing.
She never outright rejected him, but an upperclassman had lost his patience and intervened.
Later, that person went to university in the south.
Most of what heâd told Jiang Lan that day had been lies.
It was Jiang Lan who hadnât wanted to date in high school, but *he* was the one who forbade her from talking to others or asking them for help.
When *had* Jiang Lan started liking him? Lu Yicheng didnât know. Some things, buried in your heart for a day, ten days, a month, a yearâthe longer they stayed hidden, the harder they were to say.
After the exams, Jiang Lan got into Qinghua University and spent over ten days partying without a single thought for him. She never asked how heâd scored or which school heâd chosen.
Jiang Lan continued, âYouâre my tutor now. âOnce a teacher, always a father.â If I see you as a father figure, how could I possibly like you?â
Her mother was a teacher, and Jiang Lan had never been good at academics. Teachers terrified herâliking one would be absurd.
Lu Yicheng: ââ¦So when you brought me food before, was it for the same reason?â
Jiang Lan: ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
Lu Yicheng pinched the bridge of his nose. âSweetheart, this is like laying the foundation. Without it, how could we build the house?â
âBut have you considered that if you *hadnât* tutored me, we mightâve gotten together much sooner?â Jiang Lan closed the calculus textbook. âYou mightâve taken the long way around.â
The thought lodged in Lu Yichengâs throat like a fishbone.
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With two days left until the Friday episode aired, fans had no idea if Lu Yicheng would appear. Livestreams were never included in the main cut, but after the stream, he *had* stayed overnight at the villa.
They knew the show wouldnât let them share a room, but they couldnât help hopingâjust a glimpse of them together would be enough.
Yet no one expected the showâs ruthless editing. In the third episode, all they showed of Lu Yicheng was a single shot of his back as he walked into the middle roomâthen nothing else. At least it confirmed heâd slept alone.
This episode focused on Jiang Lanâs period, as handled by Yu Wanqiu.
In modern society, menstruation is no longer a taboo topic. Some companies even offer menstrual leave.
But many still endure cramps while working or attending class.
Whether youâre a boyfriend, friend, or roommate, take notes from Teacher Yuâactions speak louder than words.
ãIf someone treated me like this during my period, I wouldnât be so irritable.ã
The sweet coupleâs dynamic had shifted. Shen Xingyao spent more time on work, no longer shopping or dining out with Du Wanzhou, who wasnât pleased.
The Chen family wasnât hurting for money, and theyâd never demanded Shen Xingyao quit showbiz. She could do variety shows, earn income, but Du Wanzhou wanted her to prioritize familyâhave a baby, maybe join one of those parenting shows.
But on Shen Xingyaoâs birthday, she stayed up until 3 a.m. reading fan letters.
Later, she talked with Du Wanzhou. âI know you mean well, but acting is my passion. If I drown in variety shows now, all my past effort feels meaningless. And if anything ever happens with Chen Hao, I donât want to forget my roots.â
She wasnât naive about marriage. The newlywed glow wouldnât last forever.
Du Wanzhou still wanted a grandchild.
Shen Xingyao said, âIf I have a kid, Iâll keep acting. Youâve always wanted to babysitâperfect, right?â
Du Wanzhou: ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
Shen Xingyao: âTell me where Iâm wrong. Kids and career, neither gets neglected.â
After a long pause, Du Wanzhou muttered, ââ¦No kissing scenes.â
She still wasnât happy. Sheâd never worked, living off wealth and leisure.
Shen Xingyao grinned. âHow about being my assistant? Weâll stay together.â
Du Wanzhou needed time to think.
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The civilian couple also got more screen time. Chen Shuyun had quit her job, spending her days watching livestreams and cooking, leaving Aunt Zhao feeling redundant.
Whenever Aunt Zhao tentatively asked, âIf you ever want to work againâ¦â Chen Shuyun dodged the question.
âMom, Iâm helping at home now. Isnât this what you wantedâme raising the kids?â
Aunt Zhaoâs expression nearly cracked. She didnât need to lighten her workloadâshe could finish these chores in two hours and still have time to watch videos. What had she been thinking before, insisting her daughter-in-law quit her job?
...
As for the wealthy family group, Zhang Lin spent her time either at prenatal checkups or watching movies, taking notes as she did. Li Jia couldnât cookâback home, they had a housekeeper, but the show provided none, so Zhang Lin had to step in.
She managed for two weeks, something sheâd once taken for granted, but now she refused. The baby in her womb was her get-out-of-jail-free card. Li Jia might not care if Zhang Lin went hungry, but she wouldnât dare risk starving her grandson.
So Li Jia had to learnânot just to cook, but to make meals tasty and balanced. If the food turned out bad, sheâd call a restaurant to deliver instead.
Li Jia was the most miserable participant in the show. Sheâd hoped to promote the Xu familyâs brand, butâ¦
After reading the comments on Weibo, where countless people were tearing into her, she had no choice but to hire someone to suppress the backlash.
ãSheâs not as rich as Yu Wanqiu, treats her daughter-in-law worse than Aunt Zhao treats hers, and isnât as influential as Du Wanzhou. Whatâs she pretending for?ã
The episode ended with a comparison: solo interviews from the participantsâ first day on the show versus dual interviews now.
The biggest change was in Yu Wanqiu, though her answers remained consistent.
ãStubborn but soft-hearted, a lifelong fighterâI get her.ã
ãYu Wanqiu fulfills every fantasy Iâve ever had about the perfect mother-in-law. Sheâs amazing.ã
ãJiang Lan checks all my boxes for an ideal daughter-in-lawâno drama, no pettiness, no snitching. She doesnât even mention Lu Yicheng around Yu Wanqiu.ã
ãSince weâre on the topic, let me hype up âLanzhou Ramenâ (Yu & Jiangâs ship name)!ã
ãTry being a lazy, useless daughter-in-law and see if Yu Wanqiu would still be this nice. If Jiang Lan were a troublemaker, you think sheâd get this treatment?ã
ãLMAO Iâve actually imagined that scenario.ã
Compared to the first two episodes, this one was more subdued, showing the gradual settling-in of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dynamics. Discussions shifted from Yu Wanqiu and Shen Xingyao to Zhang Lin and Chen Shuyun.
Though their family backgrounds differed, many households saw their own struggles reflected in these pairings.
The episode spawned two trending topics:
1. Should women become homemakers after marriage?
2. *Mother-in-Law Has Arrived* is scripted.
The first debate split opinions, while the second was a common accusation for hit reality showsâviewers always claim itâs staged once producers insist itâs unscripted.
ãNo way this isnât scripted. Yu Wanqiuâs way too accommodatingâpure idealism. I donât even see whatâs so special about Jiang Lan. Gotta hand it to Teacher Yu, her acting skills are still top-tier.ã
ãEver consider genetics? If a son likes someone, his mother might naturally lean toward liking them too.ã
ãViolin, cello, piano, selflessness⦠How many of these can you do?ã
Zhang Tian ignored the backlash. No show could please everyone.
There was no script, but editing played a roleâmany of Li Jiaâs harsh remarks were cut, as were Chen Shuyunâs workplace conversations with her boss.
Chen Shuyunâs boss, a woman in her forties whoâd climbed the corporate ladder, saw great potential in her. When Chen Shuyun mentioned resigning, the boss wasnât shocked.
âYouâve worked hard all these years. If youâre set on quitting, Iâll approve it. But take two monthsâ leave first. After that, decide whether to stay or go.â
Chen Shuyunâs sales performance matched an entire teamâs. Beyond that, her boss didnât want her to become a homemaker. Even if it was a personal choice, years of experience and connections could fade in just a year away from the industry.
Aunt Zhao knew nothing of this.
She hadnât slept properly in two weeks.
Beyond those two topics, Yu Wanqiu dominated the trends:
1. \[The Movie Starâs Gentleness\]
2. \[Lanzhou Ramen (10th trending)\]
3. \[Yu Wanqiu Endorses Her Own Film (13th trending)\]
The tenth trend looked like a recipe at first glanceâuntil viewers realized it was a fan-made video by the âLanzhou Ramenâ shippers.
*âIf I could break free from societyâs chains, it would be because of you.â*
In this AU (alternate universe), Yu Wanqiu played a gilded canary trapped by a tyrannical CEO (implied to be Lu Yicheng). By day, she was a glamorous movie star; by night, she endured abuse, battling severe depression.
Then, one fateful day, she met a fan who said,
*âI love your films. At the premiere, your eyes looked so dim⦠Are you okay? I just want you to be happy.â*
The video was clearly a redemption arcâthe young woman pulling the star from darkness, while the CEO-villain faced justice in prison.
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