ãI used to find CP fans quite annoying, always shipping couples everywhere without restraint. But today, I want to apologize to themâI declare that the Jiang-Lu CP is officially the sweetest!ã
ãCP fans are overjoyed!ã
ãJiang Lan said, "Everything is at Her Majestyâs discretion." Though Lady Lu never entered the palace, sheâs already calling the Empress Dowager "Mother." Whereâs the formal gift for the change of address?ã
ãWhy hasnât Lu Yicheng entered the livestream yet? Oh wait, I forgotâthis is Shen Xingyaoâs stream.ã
ãI feel like Zhang Lin canât quite match Teacher Yuâs acting. Sheâs good, but... her performance comes off a bit stiff.ã
ãWell, others spent seven years honing their craft in filming and training, while hers were spent marrying, having kids, and posting about motherhood. Of course, itâs different.ã
ãActually, noâZhang Lin seems to have deliberately designed her performance this way.ã
ãHer acting has layers to it.ã
The script outlined the plotâs direction: The Empress Dowager orders the queen confined to her quarters. Two palace maids die in the queenâs palace, and though Consort Chu remains in the cold palace, her safety is assured.
The Emperor arrives with a corpse dredged from a well, carried by eunuchs to the queenâs palace, demanding an explanation.
Other consorts rush over upon hearing the news.
Some revel in schadenfreude, while others seize the moment to lodge accusations.
Perhaps the Empress Dowager had already sensed something amiss with the queen when she issued her decree.
This is Zhang Linâs first acting role in seven years, so she took it very seriously. Her script was more detailed, including backstory, and she spent over ten minutes crafting a character profile for the queenâhighlighting the queenâs children in particular.
Zhang Lin didnât cry, but it felt like she might break down at any moment. *"The Second Prince died, and though there was no proof it was Consort Chuâs doing, Your Majesty nearly took her life. When the Eldest Prince died, all evidence pointed to Lady Shen, yet she became Your Majestyâs most favored consort."*
Jiang Lan froze, speechless.
Zhang Lin pressed, *"Why?"*
Her eyes were red, but no tears fell. Jiang Lan suddenly understoodâshe had already cried herself dry, night after night.
Jiang Lanâs nose stung.
Chu Lingnan led the applause. Zhang Lin took a deep breath, her composure crumbling as tears streamed down her cheeks. Given her pregnancy, she couldnât afford extreme emotional swings. Shen Xingyao quickly handed her a glass of water.
*"Sister Zhang Lin, you were amazing. Truly amazing."* Shen Xingyao patted her shoulder. *"Donât cry..."*
Chu Lingnan quipped, *"Thatâs it? I wasnât done playing the deposed consort yet."*
Liang Yun stayed silent. She finally grasped the purpose behind Yu Wanqiuâs setup. Deep down, sheâd always looked down on Zhang Linâa junior who debuted late but peaked immediately.
With her naturally delicate, leading-lady looks, it was a shame she lacked foresight, leaving the industry for marriage.
Starting over was no easy feat, yet Yu Wanqiu had extended her a lifeline.
Zhang Lin thanked everyone individually. When she reached Yu Wanqiu, she bowed deeply. *"Teacher Yu, thank you."*
Yu Wanqiu replied, *"Itâs never too late to begin anew, as long as youâre determined. This industry is gruelingâI hope youâll persevere."*
Xie Zheng nodded in agreement.
Zhang Lin said, *"Thank you. Really, thank you so much."*
Zhang Tian glanced at Li Jiaâs expressionâit wasnât exactly pleasant.
Shen Xingyao chimed in, *"Youâre pregnant, so many roles wonât suit you. Let me see if there are any parts for expectant mothersâthough they likely wonât be leads..."*
*"Iâll take anything,"* Zhang Lin said with a smile. *"Any role at all. Xingyao, thank you too."*
Shen Xingyao waved it off. *"Ah, itâs nothing!"*
---
Jiang Lan rubbed her cheeks. To her, everyone here seemed to glow, radiant in their own way.
The crew ordered takeout. Jiang Lan grabbed a box of thirteen-spice crayfish and asked Yu Wanqiu what she wanted.
Yu Wanqiu checked the timeâ7:40 p.m. After hotpot for lunch, a vegetable salad would suffice for dinner. *"You go ahead. Iâll keep it light."*
Jiang Lan also took a small cake. The crew had ordered plenty, and the petite, beautifully decorated dessert was just the right size for her to finish.
While Yu Wanqiu prepared her salad, Jiang Lan sat at the table peeling crayfish. *"Teacher Yu, did you ever consider leaving the industry when you were pregnant?"*
Yu Wanqiu shook her head. *"No. The public didnât even know I was expecting."*
Sheâd been filming during her pregnancy, took a brief break after childbirth, then returned to sets. She used to wonder why Lu Yicheng was so taken with Jiang Lanânow she understood.
Yu Wanqiuâs situation mirrored Chen Shuyunâs in some ways. While Chen Shuyunâs son had his grandmother, Lu Yicheng was raised by nannies.
He lacked for nothing materially, but...
Beyond Jiang Lanâs extraordinary traits, even her ordinary qualities were endearing.
Jiang Lan texted Lu Yicheng a photo of her crayfish and cake. *[Dinner.]*
*[Pig Raised by a Fairy: Looks delicious. I watched the livestream earlierâwas going to send gifts.]*
*"Was going to" implied he hadnât. Jiang Lan could guess why.
*[Pig Raised by a Fairy: Mustâve felt great playing emperor, huh? Heard you calling her âMother.â]*
Jiang Lan facepalmed. *[That was acting. Donât talk if you donât get it. Arenât you at work? Howâd you catch the stream?]*
*[Pig Raised by a Fairy: Only for a bit. Wrapped up the project earlyâshould be home soon.]*
*[Pig Raised by a Fairy: Took tomorrow off. No need to rush to the hospital. Laterâcall or gaming?]*
Jiang Lan glanced at Yu Wanqiu. She usually played games with her, but since Lu Yicheng was Star rank, they could trio if he hosted.
*"Teacher Yu, wanna game later? With Lu Yicheng."*
Yu Wanqiu didnât mind playing with her son. *"Sure."*
*[Then with Teacher Yu. You host.]* Jiang Lan sent the message, only to receive three ellipses in reply.
*[Pig Raised by a Fairy: You donât wanna play with just me? Fine, trio it is.]*
Was there a difference? Trio queue versus duoâwhat did it matter?
---
At 9 p.m., after Yu Wanqiu finished yoga and Lu Yicheng returned to his apartment, they finally logged on.
Yu Wanqiu was still Diamond IV. Four wins tonight would get her to Diamond III.
Lu Yicheng pulled them into the lobby. *"Can you hear me? Mom, whatâs with your username?"*
Yu Wanqiuâs in-game ID had been changed to "NoCelery."
Yu Wanqiu: *"Because I donât eat celery. Just start the game."*
As the host, Lu Yicheng readied up. Soon, they reached the hero selection screen.
Jiang Lan locked in jungleâshe wasnât sure about Lu Yichengâs skills, but she could carry as a jungler.
Yu Wanqiu asked, *"What role are you playing?"*
Lu Yicheng: *"You pick first. Iâll fill."*
Fill players could handle all five roles. Reassured, Yu Wanqiu immediately chose Angela (the support hero) since the enemy hadnât taken her.
The other two teammates picked marksman and top lane, leaving Lu Yicheng with mid. He selected Wanâer (a high-skill-ceiling mage).
Yu Wanqiu had seen top players dominate with this heroâonce she "took flight," her burst damage was lethal.
*Appearances can be deceiving.*
---
Jiang Lan hadnât expected Lu Yicheng to play such a flashy hero. Wanâer required serious mechanicsâsheâd assumed he was terrible.
Jiang Lan picked Han Xin for the top lane and Lian Po as the jungler. As long as the marksman played cautiously, this match was practically in the bag.
Upon entering the preparation screen, a couples' emblem appearedâlevel 22. But honestly, Jiang Lan and Yu Wanqiuâs names seemed like a better match.
Soon, the game began.
Early game, Jiang Lan efficiently cleared the jungle and hit level four. She pinged an attack signal to gank the enemy marksman. However, while she was making her way from their own jungle to the bot lane, Lu Yicheng had already rushed there ahead of her.
Before Jiang Lan could even arrive, Lu Yicheng ulted into the sky. But since heâd just hit level four, his damage was lacking. They failed to secure the kills, and he ended up dying under the enemy tower instead.
Lu Yicheng: "Why didnât you guys follow up?"
"...How was I supposed to get there? I donât have wingsâshould I just fly over? Why didnât *you* check the minimap? If youâd waited just a second, we couldâve wiped them."
Lu Yicheng: "You pinged, so I went in."
Next team fight, Jiang Lan invaded the enemy jungle with a support (Yao), only to get ambushed by four enemies and obliterated. If Lu Yicheng had shown up sooner, they mightâve turned it around. But by the time he arrived, it was far too lateânot only did they fail to secure any kills, but he also gifted the enemy another free death.
Buy two, get one free.
Jiang Lan: "Teacher Yu and I were already deadâwhy did you even go in? Trying to join us in the grave?"
"Weâre team fighting, and youâre taking the blue buff? The jungle is *mine*. What are you doing stealing my blue?"
*Look at your KDA. Do you even deserve that buff?*
"Defend mid tower! Why are you clearing bot lane minions instead?"
"Are you seriously trying to 1v5? Just hold the tower and wait for us to respawnâoh look, we lost. Great."
Jiang Lanâs blood pressure was through the roof.
Lu Yicheng might as well just play 1v1 matches at this point.
He stayed silent afterward, and Jiang Lan realized she mightâve been too harsh. She backpedaled, "Iâm not blaming you. Iâve just been in a bad mood today⦠Letâs queue up again."
This round, Lu Yicheng played the marksman, Gongsun Li. Jiang Lan checked his perspective twiceâhis mechanics were decent, but *damn*, was he reckless.
Youâd think he was playing Lian Po with how aggressively he dove.
"Chasing them all the way to the second-tier turret? Why donât you just storm their fountain while youâre at it?"
"And why did you take my red buff?"
"Are you AFK? Why arenât you moving?"
"Iâm already dead, and youâre still running in to feed! Even Teacher Yu knew to retreat!" Jiang Lan clutched her chest. "Seriously, who plays like this? What evenâ"
*What kind of nonsense is this?*
Lu Yichengâs score: 5/12/3.
Yu Wanqiuâs score: 3/2/21.
Yu Wanqiu wasnât particularly skilled, but at least she listened. Carrying her felt effortless. Meanwhile, Lu Yichengâs game sense was *abysmal*.
Did he just *love* crowds? Why did he charge into every group of enemies? No vision control, no teamworkâ¦
Jiang Lan didnât want to play with him anymore.
Yu Wanqiu massaged her temples. Sheâd already lost two ranks.
It wasnât that she minded Lu Yicheng being badâbut climbing back up was *hard*. "So⦠are we still playing?"
There was zero enjoyment in games like this.
Jiang Lan sighed. "Iâm tired. Letâs call it a night."
Lu Yicheng logged off.
"Teacher Yu, Iâll play with you tomorrow. I just canât anymore tonight," Jiang Lan said.
Back in her room, though, she reopened the game. She *refused* to end the night on a lossâitâd keep her up. But before she could queue, Lu Yicheng called.
Jiang Lan pressed her lips together. "What?"
Lu Yichengâs voice was light. "*Youâre* the one whoâs mad?"
"Of course I can be mad!"
"You went off on me, and *I* didnât even get upset." He chuckled. "Winning or losing didnât matter to me. I was just happy playing with you. Lookâ"
A notification popped upâLu Yicheng had sent a screenshot.
It was their previous matchâs stats:
*NoCilantro* (5/2/0).
*Irreplaceable* (2/5/0).
*What an idiot.* Jiang Lan couldnât help but laugh. "Oh, so *thatâs* why you went AFK! You were busy taking screenshots!"