Jiang Lan felt her thoughts were justifiedâotherwise, why would she have given Lu Yicheng that particular nickname?
[Otherwise, send me a copy of the chat history. Maybe Iâll remember.]
[Pig Raised by a Fairy: You deleted it just like that, and now youâre asking me for it?]
[Pig Raised by a Fairy: When youâre especially clingy, you call me âPiggy Baby.â]
[Pig Raised by a Fairy: I donât really like it⦠it feels a bit cringy.]
[â¦â¦â¦â¦]
[Pig Raised by a Fairy: Youâre the one who insisted on asking. Iâm going back to work.]
Piggy⦠Piggy Baby?!
Jiang Lanâs scalp tingled with embarrassment. She didnât even want the chat records anymore, terrified of seeing those two words plastered all over the screen.
Still, she was quite happy to see Lu Yicheng leave. That afternoon, she took a nap, practiced piano for two hours, did an hour of yoga, and Yu Wanqiu got ready early for the evening gaming livestream.
At a little past three in the afternoon, Yu Wanqiu posted on Weibo. Fans were surprised by how productive they wereâthey had just streamed yesterday, and here they were again today, this time playing games. Fans speculated that Lu Yicheng would also make an appearance.
A couple duo-queueing together? That meant an endless supply of sweet moments to dig into. Their in-game lover level was already at 22âthis was a pair of first-love sweethearts whoâd been together for three years, determined to claim every single rose from each other.
Fans camped out in the livestream. Yesterday had been like New Yearâs Eve, and today was the first day of the festivities. They even showered the stream with gifts, treating it like a wedding banquet.
[Are they here yet? Are they here yet?]
[Two more minutes!]
[Zhou Ziwei here, and I absolutely adore watching this couple in love.]
[What a coincidence, Zhang Mingyang here, and I love it too!]
[LOL, my mom asked why Iâm watching a mother-in-law variety show.]
[My mom thought *Mother-in-Law Is Coming* was similar to *Golden Mediation*.]
[After watching dating shows and then this, I still think this pair is the sweetest.]
[This time, Iâm really witnessing true love.]
[Yesterday was way too sweet! Too bad they turned off the stream later. Hope the full episode has more clips.]
[One minute left!]
[Itâs 8 oâclock! Lu Yicheng, Jiang Lan, hurry up and show yourselves!!!]
The livestream flickered to life, and Jiang Lan waved at the camera. âHello, everyone! Today, weâll be playing with pro playersâZheng Rong, Sa Sa, and Qing Ying.â
Yu Wanqiu also greeted the audience. âNo need to send gifts. Just enjoy the stream.â
She was already at Platinum III with two starsâjust a step away from Diamond rank.
After Diamond, the draft mode would unlock, where each team could ban three heroes, preventing mirror matches. Of course, that also meant sometimes your favorite hero would get banned.
Yu Wanqiu had gotten the hang of playing mages like Xiao Qiao and Daji, ambushing enemies from bushes with deadly precision.
She could win games on her own, but it wasnât as fun as playing with Jiang Lan. When duo-queueing, Yu Wanqiu still preferred playing as Yao.
Once Zheng Rong and the others joined the party, Jiang Lan immediately hit âReady.â A five-stack teamâand not a single spot was taken by Lu Yicheng.
Whatâs more, he wasnât even visible in the streamâs camera frame.
From the moment the fans heard the three names, they knew something was off.
[Meow?]
[Whereâs Jiang Lanâs huge boyfriend?!]
[Can you point the camera under the table? I bet Lu Yichengâs hiding there.]
Jiang Lan skimmed the comments and, not wanting them to keep mentioning Lu Yicheng, said, âHe went to work. Left at noon. Everyone, just enjoy the stream.â
[Fine, making money to support the family is more important.]
[Understandable. Heâs gotta earn enough to marry her.]
[Work is work, but remember to drop by often.]
[Jiang Lan misses you a lot when youâre gone.]
Suddenly, a dazzling golden effect lit up the streamâ[lyc sent 20 Rockets to the streamer].
[...]
[lyc: Still at work. Back to the grind.]
After all this time, fans were certainâthis was Lu Yicheng.
Jiang Lan froze for a second before comments reminded her: [Streamer, thank the donor!]
Was money really that easy to throw away? Half of it would just go to the platform. And wasnât he off the blacklist already? Why did he have to announce it here?
Jiang Lan sighed. âEveryone, stop sending gifts. Iâve said it beforeâno gifts, no giftsâ¦â
[Streamer, hurry up and thank the donor! Thatâs 10,000 yuanâhard-earned money!]
[Fans worked their butts off for this, and he gave it all to you.]
[Reporting this streamer for being ungrateful.]
Jiang Lan: â...Thank you, lyc, for the 20 Rockets. Now stop sending them.â
The moment she finished, more gift effects flooded the screen.
[âLu Yicheng, I love you so muchâ sent 10 Rockets to the streamer.]
[âLu Yicheng, kiss me quickâ sent 10 Planes to the streamer.]
[âLu Yicheng, I want to have your babiesâ sent 10 Planes to the streamer.]
What kind of nonsense was this?! Jiang Lan lowered her head and focused on picking her hero for the game.
[She didnât even thank them. Hmph.]
[Why are you still talking in chat, Lu Yicheng? Are you still in the penalty box?]
[Make him a mod already!]
[lyc: Stop teasing her. Just wanted to make sure she saw it. Everyone, focus on the stream.]
Lu Yicheng was the one who started it, and now he was playing the peacemaker? Jiang Lan was fuming. âYu-laoshi, what role do you want to play?â
Yu Wanqiu wanted to try marksman. Sheâd already played mage and support, and compared to the beefy fighters in the solo lane, marksmen felt easier to pick up.
Seeing her pick a marksman, Jiang Lan locked in Lan Ling Wang, the jungle assassin.
This hero had a passive ability that let him turn invisible, striking from the shadows with lethal precision.
Yu Wanqiu chose Lu Ban the Machinist, while Zheng Rong reluctantly filled as support. Since joining the pro scene, Zheng Rong had never played any role other than jungle. Today, for the first time, he picked Zhang Fei, the tanky support, exuding an aura of reliability.
A skilled jungler could play any role well, but female marksmen tended to play too cautiously, failing to check the minimap and getting caught out easily. Zheng Rong swore he wouldnât let Yu Wanqiu die even once.
âYu-laoshi, just play freely. Iâve got your back.â
But in the end, he didnât even need to lift a finger.
Jiang Lanâs Lan Ling Wang was⦠diabolical.
A junglerâs job was to farm, gank, and secure objectives to create an economic lead. But when the top and mid lanes didnât need help, Jiang Lan practically moved into the bottom lane.
The enemy marksman was Hou Yi, a hero with no mobility who hadnât been meta for several seasons. Before he even hit level four, Jiang Lan had already killed him once.
The second time, he died under his own tower. The third time, he got picked off on his way back to lane. Six minutes into the game, Hou Yi had only managed to clear one wave of minions.
When the enemy jungler came to help, Jiang Lan ambushed and deleted him. When the mid-laner arrived, he died in the river.
But as long as they stayed away, nothing would happen.
Lan Ling Wang made it clearâthis territory was off-limits.
Leave, or die.
Yu Wanqiu had a landslide victory, out-earning even the richest enemy by 2,000 gold. Even if her positioning wasnât perfect, as long as a marksman stayed alive, they could deal damage.
By the end of the match, Yu Wanqiu had dealt 30% of the teamâs damage and earned MVP.
Yu Wanqiu smiled. âMarksman is pretty fun.â
Gaming really got the blood pumpingâit felt a bit like filming action scenes.
Another star added to her rank.
Jiang Lan grinned. âThereâs also the solo lane and jungleâtheyâre all fun. Yu-laoshi, what do you want to play next?â
The three pro players had essentially become glorified NPCs, but it wasnât a complete waste. For pro players, skill wasnât the only thing that matteredâmarketability was key to attracting sponsors.
Yu Wanqiu was the biggest traffic magnetâher superb acting skills and high national popularity made playing games with her more valuable than landing a hundred endorsements.
Thatâs why Zheng Rong was willing to play any role in the game.
Besides, Jiang Lan was quite skilled, especially among female players. Many guys found girls who were good at gaming particularly attractive.
Zheng Rong didnât have any personal thoughts about it, but he had to admit Jiang Lan was the type many people liked.
Girls probably liked her too.
Today, Jiang Lan played aggressive, high-damage heroes like Lancelot, Dian Wei, and the Monkey King, slicing through enemies like chopping vegetables. By a little past ten, Yu Wanqiu finally reached Diamond rank.
She also got her first taste of Draft Mode, where her go-to hero, Yao, was banned. Fortunately, Yu Wanqiu wasnât just a one-trick anymore.
Zheng Rong and the other two had training to do, so they said goodbye and logged off. Yu Wanqiu said, âLetâs chat a bit longer.â
The fans absolutely loved this. Yu Wanqiu had always seemed untouchable beforeâsomeone they adored but could never reach. Now, thanks to this variety show, they realized she wasnât cold or distant at all. In fact, she had a lot of endearing quirks.
She suddenly felt much more real to them.
ãWifey, I love you!ã
ãHope you and Jiang Lan keep feeding us sweet moments!ã
ãYes, we love watching you two interact!ã
ãYou really like Jiang Lan, donât you? Is this a mother-son bond in the making?ã
ã*The Deep Sea* was amazingâcanât wait for your next project!ã
Yu Wanqiu and Jiang Lan had a small but dedicated CP fanbase, though it paled in comparison to the massive "Irreplaceable" ship. Their fans called themselves "Lanzhou Noodle Pullers"âthese days, any two people could be shipped, especially if they were good-looking. Still, their fanbase only had about 20,000 members, who diligently checked in every day.
Meanwhile, the "Irreplaceable" supertopic had over six million followers.
Yu Wanqiu replied, âItâs alright. Iâll take a break before picking my next script. Iâll keep acting as long as Iâm able, and Iâll challenge myself with different roles. But Iâm not as energetic as I used to beâafter finishing a project, I need a long rest. Age catches up with you.â
She acknowledged aging but refused to surrender to it. Time had given her experience and depth, so she wouldnât deny its effects.
Everyone grows old, and every stage of life has roles that fit.
Jiang Lan listened quietly. She wanted to binge all of Yu Wanqiuâs moviesâshe wasnât sure if sheâd seen them before, but now she felt compelled to.
Meanwhile, Jiang Lanâs own stream chat was flooded with questions about her and Lu Yicheng.
ãAre you getting married after graduation?ã
ãWhenâs the next meetup? Poor things, this show turned you into a long-distance couple.ã
ãLet me dedicate *Kiss Goodbye* to you two first.ã
ãPretty sure Luâs been lurking in the stream this whole timeâletâs go easy on him. No overly spicy questions! (But did you use tongue when you kissed yesterday?)ã
ãDid you today?ã
ãWhat pet names do you call each other?ã
ãDid he punish you for blocking him?ã
ãDetails, pleaseâwhatâs too scandalous for us VIP fans to hear?ã
ãHow many kisses a day? Itâs been two weeks apartâwhatâs your usual frequency? Did Lu Yicheng keep a ledger? How are you making up for lost time? Is there interest?ã
Jiang Lanâs face burned. *What kind of people are these?!*
âThis is a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law variety show. Focus on whatâs relevantâlike Yu Wanqiuâs new movie. If youâre really bored, rewatch the show a few more times.â
The moment she finished speaking, a shower of special effects exploded on screen:
[*lyc sent 10 rockets to the streamer!*]
A golden message floated past:
ãlyc: Itâs almost 11. Time for our call.ã
Now there was no way Jiang Lan could leave. The fans demanded she take the call right there, spamming rockets and planesâ*as if Lu Yichengâs the only one who can throw money around?!* They could too.
Yu Wanqiu finally stepped in. âWeâre not professional streamers. Free gifts are more than enoughâno need to spend money.â
âItâs getting late. Weâll end the stream here. See you next time.â She shut off the live feed and turned to Jiang Lan. âGo on, then.â
Jiang Lan seriously wanted to strangle Lu Yicheng. She checked her phoneâhe *had* messaged her, but he *knew* she was live. He just *had* to do that.
She video-called him. Lu Yichengâs background showed streetlights as he walked, Bluetooth earbuds in, the camera bobbing with each step.
âHey, baby. Just got off work,â he said, smiling at her.
Jiang Lan: âThen focus on walking. We can talk later.â
Lu Yicheng: âNo. Iâll walk and talk. Iâm watching where Iâm going. This way, it feels like weâre clocking out together.â
*Who wants to âclock out togetherâ at 11 p.m.?*
Jiang Lan wasnât sure what to say. After a pause, she asked, âDid you finish that project?â
Lu Yicheng nodded. âYeah. Should get a bonus.â
Jiang Lan scoffed. âLike you need a bonus. Throwing rockets around like money grows on treesâtoo hot to handle, huh? Had to let the platform take half?â
Lu Yicheng grinned. âYou werenât checking your phone. If you think the platformâs cut is unfair, does that mean youâre already managing my wallet? Next, youâll be giving me an allowanceâ*âHereâs your daily subway money.â*â
Jiang Lanâs brain short-circuited. âWho said anything about managing your wallet?!â
âSomeoneâs protesting too much.â He didnât dare push further and changed the subject. âSaw the chat earlier? Some of those questions were pretty fun.â
Jiang Lan braced herself. âWhat questions?â
Lu Yicheng: âThe one about us being apart for two weeksâhow do we make up for lost time? Whatâs the interest rate?â
When Jiang Lan stayed silent, he continued, âHolding hands, hugs, kisses⦠Two weeksâ worth. Ten per day per category. How far in debt are you? How are you planning to repay?â
Jiang Lan sighed. âHow is it *my* debt? If anything, youââ
She caught herself. Lu Yicheng was *too* good at twisting her words. If she said *he* owed *her*, heâd probably jump at the chance to ârepayâ her.
Jiang Lan: âI donât owe you anything.â
Lu Yicheng chuckled. âYouâre such a brat.â