Lu Yicheng rarely played this game unless it was with Jiang Lanâhe only did so because she enjoyed it.
He didnât care about winning or losing, but Jiang Lan did, and there were other teammates involved. Lu Yicheng didnât want to keep dragging them down. âCanât you just talk properly? Why canât you play with me the same way you do with Teacher Yu?â
Jiang Lan raised an eyebrow. âIf Teacher Yu picks the hero Yao, will you pick Yao too?â
âIâll play whatever,â he replied.
Jiang Lan chuckled. âSure, sure. Next time, letâs just play casual mode. No need to worry about ruining the game for others.â
Lu Yicheng nodded. âIs your stomach still bothering you?â
Jiang Lan shook her head. âNot anymore.â
âRemember, no breakfast before the check-up tomorrow. Go to bed early, and no sneaking in games,â Lu Yicheng warned. âIf you canât sleep, just message me.â
How did he know she was planning to play games?
Fine, she wouldnât.
After hanging up, Jiang Lan set her phone aside and tried to sleep. She had a medical check-up the next day, though she wasnât sure what theyâd find.
What if sheâd actually injured something and needed surgery?
What if she never remembered?
What then?
Half-asleep, Jiang Lan mentioned the appointment to Yu Wanqiu the next morningâthough she didnât bring up the memory loss, just that her memory had been shaky and she wanted to get her brain checked.
Yu Wanqiu asked, âIs Lu Yicheng going with you?â
Jiang Lan nodded.
âWhich hospital?â
Jiang Lan recalled it was B City Peopleâs Hospital.
âZhang Linâs going for her prenatal check-up on Wednesday. Arenât you two worried about running into her?â Yu Wanqiu frowned. âDoes your family even know about this? What if the paparazzi catch you? Lu Yichengâs not thinking, and neither are you?â
Jiang Lan shook her head. Her mother occasionally called, but their conversations were brief. She was busy with work and probably didnât watch the show.
âDo your parents know youâre dating?â Yu Wanqiu pressed.
Jiang Lan wasnât entirely sure.
Her mother was a high school teacherâshe was probably great at spotting early relationships. Surely sheâd have noticed?
âThey know.â
Yu Wanqiu sighed. âText Lu Yicheng. Iâll take you.â
Jiang Lan blinked. âHuh?â
âTell Zhang Tian itâs a routine health check for your internship. How can you be so careless while filming?â
Jiang Lan realized Yu Wanqiu had a point. A check-up was far better than being photographed and accused of a shotgun wedding.
Lu Yicheng didnât objectâif anything, he felt better knowing Yu Wanqiu would be with her.
[Pig Raised by a Fairy: Lunch is on me afterward.]
He had project bonuses coming in, along with his salary at the end of the month. He could afford to treat them.
Yu Wanqiu scheduled a check-up for herself as well, so neither of them ate breakfast that morning.
Jiang Lan grinned. âAfter this, weâre getting jianbing! With fried dough sticks, no crispy skinâjust soft purple rice crepes. And a cup of soy milk. So good.â
There had to be a stall outside the hospital.
Yu Wanqiu nodded. âFine. Little Xu can grab it for us.â
The check-up covered a range of testsâblood sugar, lipids, ultrasoundâand Jiang Lan added a brain CT scan.
By the time they finished, it was past 10 a.m. Little Xu waited in the car with two steaming jianbing crepesâJiang Lanâs loaded with sausage, double eggs, light spice, and extra scallions, while Yu Wanqiuâs included cilantro.
Results would take a while, so the two ate in the car.
Yu Wanqiu had never tried street food like this before. The crepe was soft, the sauce spicy and fragrant, the freshly fried dough still slightly crisp, with pickled vegetables adding a tangy crunch.
Jiang Lan knew so many delicious things sheâd never experienced. Yu Wanqiu smiled and patted her shoulder. âDonât stress about the results. Youâre youngânothing to worry about.â
Jiang Lan forced a laugh. âRight. Medicineâs so advanced now.â Even if something was wrong, they could treat it.
â¦Unless the doctor said, *Eat, drink, and enjoy your remaining time.*
Yu Wanqiu scowled. âMust you say such things? Canât you hope for the best?â
âTeacher Yu, I was just joking.â
Yu Wanqiu turned to the window. âGo away.â
Sheâd even donated blood for this. Her luck had always been goodânothing bad would happen on her watch.
Half an hour later, Jiang Lan collected the results. Everything was normal.
Yu Wanqiu smirked. âSee? Told you.â
No blood clots, no abnormalities. Jiang Lan asked why sheâd forgotten parts of her past.
The doctor explained, âThe brain has a self-protection mechanism. If a memory feels harmful, the subconscious suppresses it.â
Jiang Lan texted Lu Yicheng: [Time to fulfill your promise. The doctor says Iâm fine.]
Lu Yicheng exhaled in relief. Forgotten or not, as long as she was healthy.
[Good. Iâll start chasing you all over again.]
Jiang Lan went to replyâonly to see a red exclamation mark.
?
[âIrreplaceableâ has enabled friend verification. You are not yet friends. Send a request to chat.]
She sent a friend request. [Whatâs this about?]
[Irreplaceable: Back then, we hadnât added each other yet.]
Could someone please schedule a brain scan for Lu Yicheng too?
Yu Wanqiuâs results were also clean, though old injuries would take time to heal.
They met Lu Yicheng at the barbecue place heâd booked. He sat across from them, barely speaking to Jiang Lan during the meal.
Last time, at the villa, heâd kept serving her food. They hadnât seen each other in daysâwhy was he acting like this now?
Yu Wanqiu frowned. âStill mad about last night?â
Jiang Lan shook her head. âTeacher Yu, itâs not that.â
Sheâd assumed âchasing her againâ meant doting on her, being attentive, showering her with care.
But Lu Yicheng had a different interpretationâhe seemed intent on recreating their past, down to the smallest detail.
Lu Yicheng shrugged. âHas nothing to do with last night. This is between Jiang Lan and me.â
Yu Wanqiu sighed. âMaybe you should book a check-up too.â
The âIrreplaceableâ fanbase had dwindled to just over 600,000.
A pinned post from three hours ago read:
[*Heartbreaking newsâIrreplaceable is officially over. Just two minutes ago, I checked their in-game profiles and found theyâve removed each other as partners. Jiang Lanâs profile now only lists a best friend. Two weeks, and itâs already done. Iâm shattered. Sorry, everyoneâIâm leaving this fandom. Off to stan âLanzhou Noodlesâ instead.*]
Attached was a screenshot of their in-game relationship statusâLu Yichengâs side empty, Jiang Lanâs showing only a female friend.
Last night, fans had celebrated Jiang Lan calling Yu Wanqiu âmother-in-law,â giddy as if sending off a bride. Today, their ship had sunk without warning.
[*No way. Jiang Lanâs still on the show!*]
[*Guess theyâll announce it after filming ends.*]
[*Told you dual-shipping was safer. At least Lanzhou Noodles wonât sink. You guys were too naive.*]
[*Need some Yu Wanqiu & Jiang Lan crumbs to heal my soulâ¦*]
[*This canât be real.*]
ãIsnât it supposed to be the only solution? Why is this happening?ã
ãI hope itâs just a fightã
The fanbase for the "Irreplaceable" ship has dwindled by more than half. No one wants to believe it, even though the showâs official Weibo still has behind-the-scenes clips of Lu Yicheng. But deep down, everyone knows what breaking off their couple relationship meansâan official breakup announcement is only a matter of time.
For the sake of the show, theyâll probably wait until filming ends before making it public.
Zhang Tian scrolled through the fan community daily and was startled when he saw this. Whatâs going on? How did it already end in a breakup? No one even said theyâd split up!
ãI work for the production team. Theyâre fine. They just unbonded their in-game relationshipâitâs not that serious, really.ã
ãThe last person who said that also claimed they went to Qinghua University. *lights a cigarette*ã
ãI really am part of the crew. Theyâre not broken up.ã
ãGirl, wake up and smell the roses.ã
Zhang Tian: ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
The show has contracts in place. For example, Shen Xingyao and the others canât get divorced before the program ends, and even divorcing afterward would negatively impact the show, resulting in hefty penalties per year.
Jiang Lan and Lu Yicheng arenât married, so thereâs no restriction on breaking up after filming. But the contract explicitly states they canât split during the showâs run.
Could it really be over? Zhang Tianâs heart skipped a beatâuntil he saw the camera feed. The two were on a video call. Normally, Jiang Lan would turn off the camera for these calls, but today, she didnât.
Jiang Lan didnât know how Lu Yicheng planned to win her back. Sheâd deleted him from WeChat but kept him on QQ. Sheâd considered removing him there too, but Lu Yicheng argued: âYou can always rebind a broken in-game relationship. But if you delete me as a friend, all our built-up intimacy points will be gone for good.â
That night, Lu Yicheng sent her a document via QQ:
[Advanced Mathematicsâstart with Chapter 1. Ask me if you donât understand.]
Jiang Lan replied: [Why do I have to study math? Iâve already gotten into university!]
[Different fields, different hurdles. I canât understand your majorâs coursework either.]
Jiang Lan was part of Qinghua Universityâs High-Level Art Troupe, majoring in Broadcasting and Hosting. Her art entrance exam had been in cello. All her classes were related to her major.
Jiang Lan protested: [But that doesnât mean I should study math! I was already bad at it.]
[Do you want me to pursue you again or not?]
Of course, she did. But university math was even harder than high school math, and sheâd long forgotten her high school lessons. Jumping straight into advanced calculus felt like scaling a mountain.
[If you do, then listen to me.]
Where they once video-called to chat, now they video-called for math tutoring. It had been years since Jiang Lan took the gaokao, and her math skills had rusted. Almost every problem required Lu Yichengâs help. He was an excellent teacher, but the truth remainedâshe just didnât get it.
Everything else might deceive you, but math never would. If you didnât understand it, you simply didnât.
Jiang Lan couldnât grasp it in one go but was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. âIs Professor Yu good at advanced math? Maybe I can ask her instead, and we can skip this partâ¦â
Lu Yicheng: âNo. You can only ask me. Break one rule, and our whole game is void.â
âProfessor Lu, how do I solve this? Whatâs LâHôpitalâs Rule?â
Zhang Tian returned to the fan community and posted:
[Believe me, sisters, theyâre NOT broken up. If they are, Iâll chop my head off and serve it to you as a drinking snack.]
The thread was so dead no one replied. Half an hour later, someone else posted:
[Guys, go binge the âLanzhou Lamianâ ship right nowâitâs disgustingly sweet! Lu Yicheng totally deserved that beating LOL. Professor Yu, hit him again! HAHAHAHA]
Zhang Tian: ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
He checked the trending list. The âIrreplaceableâ couple had trended many times before. With so many fans leaving, it was bound to happen again. But there were no breakup-related hashtagsâthe only one tied to Lu Yicheng read:
**Lu Yichengâs expert-level emotional manipulation...**
*41K likes*
[lyc: Planning to win her back all over again. [image]]
The photo showed their high school ID cards, with the student numbers blurred outâjust their faces.
A callback to where it all began.
[AAAAAAH JUST KILL ME ALREADY TO CELEBRATE YOUR LOVE!]