Mage Tank

Author: Cornman8700

Chapter Book 3 LAUNCH DAY

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Chapter List

Chapter 1: A Deadly Oak Tree
Chapter 2: Stats!
Chapter 3: New Friends!
Chapter 4: Unilateral Decision Making
Chapter 5: Attack of the Stickmen
Chapter 6: A Perfectly Ordinary Bridge
Chapter 7: Fear is the Mind-Killer
Chapter 8: Cash Crop
Chapter 9: Dog Pile
Chapter 10: Feelings
Chapter 11: Mandatory Sewer Level
Chapter 12: The Wise and Magnanimous Grotto
Chapter 13: Figuring Out How to: Not Die
Chapter 14: That's a Lot of Damage
Chapter 15: Delicious Chips With a Side of Suffering
Chapter 16: Fuuuuusion Ha!
Chapter 17: Are Severed Heads Loot?
Chapter 18: The Man Who Doesn't Exist
Chapter 19: Nobody Expects the Hiwardian Inquisition
Chapter 20: What? Your Skills are Evolving!
Chapter 21: The Re-Born Identity
Chapter 22: Are These Item Descriptions... Flirting With Me?
Chapter 23: Lies! Deception!
Chapter 24: Truth! Honesty!
Chapter 25: Hell Has an Open-Door Policy
Chapter 26: When in Rome...
Chapter 27: Set Loose Upon the City
Chapter 28: Dress to Impress
Chapter 29: New Exploit
Chapter 30: Training Arc
Chapter 31: Uninvited Guests
Chapter 32: Nobody Expects the Hiwardian Inquisition AGAIN!
Chapter 33: Lito the Bloodhound
Chapter 34: A Dozen Cutthroats and a Level One Delver
Chapter 35: An Entirely Inadequate Dungeon
Chapter 36: Any Frog in a Storm
Chapter 37: Umi-Dooby-Doo, Who Are You?
Chapter 38: Main Quest Progression
Chapter 39: The Sagacious Seinnador
Chapter 40: The Ultimate Attack Magic!
Chapter 41: Weapons, Armor, and Swagger
Chapter 42: Ashe, Ember, and Cole
Chapter 43: The Eye of Sam'lia
Chapter 44: We Can't Stop Here!
Chapter 45: This is Bat Country!
Chapter 46: The Subtle Art of Hammering
Chapter 47: I Can't Feel My Guilt When I'm With You
Chapter 48: Enter the Mana-Matrix
Chapter 49: Some Light Exercise
Chapter 50: Gracorvus
Chapter 51: LFG
Chapter 52: A Perfectly un-Ordinary Bridge
Chapter 53: The Third Layer
Chapter 54: Orexis
Chapter 55: God of Yearning
Chapter 56: Override Code: FAAFO
Chapter 57: S-Tier
Chapter 58: Player 5
Chapter 59: Short Rest
Chapter 60: Delve Core 9998
Chapter 61: The Wailing, The Moaning
Chapter 62: Shog'tuatha
Chapter 63: Heads Shoulders Knees & Toes
Chapter 64: Handsy
Chapter 65: Breaking Gear
Chapter 66: Gods and Ladders
Chapter 67: Fortune
Chapter 68: The Quick Way Down
Chapter 69: May I Borrow a Cup of Soul?
Chapter 70: The Inner, Inner Cage
Chapter 71: Cage Match, Round 1
Chapter 72: Cage Match, Round 2
Chapter 73: Cage Match, Round 3
Chapter 74: Through the Gift Shop
Chapter 75: Void Transaction
Chapter MT1 - Epilogue
Chapter 76: Vicious Mimicry
Chapter 77: Cadaverous Mimicry
Chapter 78: Mimic Mimicry
Chapter 79: Royal Mimicry
Chapter 80: Chatty Mimicry
Chapter 81: The One and Only Mimicry
Chapter 82: Tanking Mimicry
Chapter 83: Ded Mimicry
Chapter 84: Mandatory Tavern Scene
Chapter 85: Keystone Evolution
Chapter 86: The Why
Chapter 87: Tavio of Seqaria
Chapter 88: Don't PvP with a PvE Spec
Chapter 89: Don’t PvP in a Pocket Dimension Controlled by Your Opponent
Chapter 90: Fix My Build
Chapter 91: Homecoming
Chapter 92: Tonight We Dine in Hell
Chapter 93: Talking to (a) God
Chapter 94: System Phases
Chapter 95: The 'Hammer' is My...
Chapter 96: Patriarch
Chapter 97: Umi-Dooby-Doo, Ecchi Otaku?
Chapter 98: Spirit, Sea, and Lots of Cannons
Chapter 99: At Loggerheads
Chapter 100: Yaretzi!
Chapter 101: Three vs Sixteen
Chapter 102: One vs. One
Chapter 103: Four vs. One
Chapter 104: Thunderdome
Chapter 105: Geul's Embrace
Chapter 106: Cheer Up, You Got Levels!
Chapter 107: Ownership
Chapter 108: On Revelations
Chapter 109: Grotto Safari
Chapter 110: No Time For Sightseeing
Chapter 111: Camping
Chapter 112: Shouldn't Have Aimed for the Head
Chapter 113: That Won’t Stop Me Because I Can’t Read
Chapter 114: Symbiosis
Chapter 115: Vyxmeldo'a
Chapter 116: Sakra Manar
Chapter 117: Delayed Evolutions
Chapter 118: Architect
Chapter 119: Generations Past
Chapter 120: Damned if You Don't
Chapter 121: 'Confusing' Some Littans
Chapter 122: Reaching the Descent
Chapter 123: Beginning the Descent
Chapter 124: Dread Star
Chapter 125: Eldritch Doom and Scheduling!
Chapter 126: Crafts!
Chapter 127: Monster Battle
Chapter 128: Clockwork
Chapter 129: Clockwork II
Chapter 130: Kaleidoscope
Chapter 131: It’s too Big for Us to Handle
Chapter 132: Stacking DOTs
Chapter 133: Dumping (Not Just for Stats)
Chapter 134: Danger Close
Chapter 135: We are Arlo
Chapter 136: Entry Requirements Met
Chapter MT2 - Epilogue
Chapter 137: To the Moon!
Chapter 138: You Get an Evo, and You Get an Evo, and You Get an Evo!
Chapter 139: Becoming a C’thon in 1 Easy Step
Chapter 140: The Winding Path
Chapter 141: The Basilica
Chapter 142: The Cathedral
Chapter 143: Dimensionalism and You
Chapter 144: Two Places at Once
Chapter 145: System Addendum #3
Chapter 146: Anty Bodies
Chapter 147: A & N Exterminators
Chapter 148: The Four Bugwomen of the Apocalypse
Chapter 149: Death Sequence
Chapter 150: Diptera Fatalis
Chapter 151: Chips, Loot, & System Warnings
Chapter 152: Mystery of the Insectoid Society
Chapter 153: Lonely Langhrey
Chapter 154: Sharing (your stats) is Caring
Chapter 155: Splitting Souls
Chapter 156: Need Before Greed
Chapter 157: An Offer You Can't Refuse
Chapter 158: System Addendum #4 (Unrated Version)
Chapter 159: Arbitrage
Chapter 160: Dread Star II
Chapter 161: Brae’ach the Unifier, Part I
Chapter 162: Brae’ach the Unifier, Part II
Chapter 163: Phase Two
Chapter 164: Hickory-Smoked Skills
Chapter 165: The Good, The Bad, and The Arousing
Chapter 166: Escape
Chapter 166.5: Everyone Else's Skills and Evos
Chapter 167: Breakfast Invitations
Chapter 168: Pool Party Farewell
Chapter 169: Strategy Meeting, but Naked
Chapter 170: Reality Anchor
Chapter 171: Gold Standard Delving
Chapter 172: Littan Excellence
Chapter 173: Surprise Mimicry
Chapter 174: The Raaaaage Caaaaage!
Chapter 175: Planar or Spatial? The Subtle Nuance of Portal Magic
Chapter 176: Strategy Meeting, but Dressed
Chapter 177: Delicious in Delve
Chapter 178: Nottagator Rematch
Chapter 179: The Void King's Houseplant
Chapter 180: Skill Forge
Chapter 181: Project: Unavoidable Harm
Chapter 182: Home & Garden & Very Small Pants
Chapter 183: Showing Off ‘The Hammer’
Chapter 184: When To Hit Your Guests & Other Lessons on Etiquette
Chapter 185: Accidental Nation Building
Chapter 186: Royal Security
Chapter 187: The King
Chapter 188: Insider Knowledge
Chapter 189: Allies Close, Danger Closer
Chapter 190: Napkin Hunt
Chapter 191: Leon the Prosecutor
Chapter 192: Arlo Xor’Drel, Esquire: Ace Attorney
Chapter 193: Judgment
Chapter 194: When to Hit Your Guests, Part II
Chapter 195: The Chapter in Which the Combined Skills of Both Myself and My Bonded Familiar are Useless
Chapter 196: The Hippo, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
Chapter 197: What’re Ya Buyin’?
Chapter 198: What’re Ya Sellin’?
Chapter 199: Time to Meet Our Host
Chapter 200: Bro, Can You Even Bench the World’s Largest Land Mammal?
Chapter 201: Banana Sandwich
Chapter 202: Special Guest Star
Chapter 203: Is That a Skeleton in Your Closet, or a Divine Avatar Looking to Kill Us All?
Chapter 204: Unified Theory of Demanifestation
Chapter 205: Soundtrack
Chapter 206: No Avatar Flesh After Midnight
Chapter 207: Buffs, Cooldowns, Consumables. Burn Them All.
Chapter 208: Shared Fate
Chapter 209: The Plant Dimension
Chapter 210: System Call
Chapter 211: Chat Room
Chapter 212: Divine Cowboy
Chapter 213: Unworthy
Chapter 214: Lockdown
Chapter 215: God Wranglin'
Chapter 216: Intentional Nation Building
Chapter MTB3 - Epilogue
Chapter 217: Cognitive Biases
Chapter 218: Offer on the Table
Chapter 219: Implant or Eccentricity?
Chapter 220: Delving Through the Snow
Chapter 221: How Many Zombies in a Horde?
Chapter 222: 1,518
Chapter 223: Please Die
Chapter 224: Handling It
Chapter 225: Lich in a Ditch
Chapter 226: The Boss We Deserve
Chapter 227: Dimensional Magic 40
Chapter 228: The Best Option Comes First
Chapter 229: Change of Plans
Chapter 230: Working Out the Kinks
Chapter BOOK 1 HAS BEEN SUMMONED FORTH!
Chapter 231: Barely an Inconvenience
Chapter 232: Surgery Prep
Chapter 233: Gatekeeping
Chapter 234: Dreamscape Ritual
Chapter 235: Soul Carving
Chapter 236: System Addendum #8 pt 1
Chapter 237: System Addendum #8 pt 2
Chapter 238: Mind Control Builds Your Character (sheet)
Chapter 239: Godslayer
Chapter 240: Prison Princess
Chapter 241: Liquor and Stolen Goods
Chapter Art Commissions Week 2 Idea Submissions
Chapter 242: Batant IP Theft
Chapter 243: Glow Up
Chapter 244: Back Out in the Cold
Chapter 245: Dungeons and…
Chapter WEEK 3 ART COMMISSION SUBMISSIONS
Chapter 246: Dungeons and… (2)
Chapter 247: Dungeons and… (3)
Chapter 248: Durgeons and… (4)
Chapter 249: Durgeons and… (5)
Chapter 250: Durgeons and… (6)
Chapter 251: Durgons and… (7)
Chapter 252: Durgons and… (8)
Chapter 253: Durgons and… (9)
Chapter 254: Dargons and… (10)
Chapter 255: Dargons and... (11)
Chapter 256: Dargons and… (12)
Chapter 257: Dargons and… (13)
Chapter 258: DRAGONS!!1
Chapter 259: Her Golden Majesty
Chapter 260: DRAGONS!!2
Chapter 261: A Tale as Old as Hep
Chapter 262: The Last Generation
Chapter 263: Club Dragon
Chapter 264: Another Montage
Chapter 265: System Mafia (also, art comm #1)
Chapter 266: Fortitude 70
Chapter 267: Perfect Ego
Chapter 267.5: Full Party Character Sheets (and a special shout-out)
Chapter 268: Icebreakers
Chapter 269: The Not-So-Forbidden Forest
Chapter 270: Hammerhead Airlines
Chapter 271: Layover
Chapter 272: Viewpoints
Chapter 273: The Truth Revealed!
Chapter 274: No Dog in This Fight
Chapter 275: Fight or Flight
Chapter 276: Biiiiiirdmaaaaaaan!
Chapter BOOK 2 IS LIVE ON AMAZON KINDLE/KU
Chapter 277: Active Forgery
Chapter 278: Tray Tables Up, Buffs in the Full Upright Position
Chapter 279: Krimsim Skies
Chapter 280: We Need Backup
Chapter 281: Bullet Time
Chapter 282: Angry Angry Hippo
Chapter 283: Focused Fire
Chapter Choose Your Own Addendum idea submission
Chapter 284: Sumrann’s Champion
Chapter 285: Explosion!+
Chapter 286: True Sense (& Addendum Poll)
Chapter 287: Sumrann’s Harvest
Chapter MTB4 Ω 1
Chapter MTB4 Ω 2
Chapter MTB4 Ψ 1
Chapter MTB4 Ω 3
Chapter MTB5 Addendum: Shog 1
Chapter MTB5 Addendum: Shog 2
Chapter MTB5 Addendum: Shog 3
Chapter MTB5 Prologue (1)
Chapter MTB5 Prologue (2)
Chapter MTB5 Prologue (3)
Chapter MTB5 Prologue (4)
Chapter Art & Updates
Chapter 288: V for Vendetta (against trees, specifically)
Chapter 289: Heinous Amounts of Shielding
Chapter 291: Property Law 101
Chapter 292: Which Came First, the Kingdom or the King?
Chapter 293: Closettown
Chapter 294: Magical Limbs and Where to Find Them
Chapter 295: The Beating of His Hideous Heart
Chapter 296: Asking Politely
Chapter 297: In Which Teleportation Does Not Deal With the Cancer-Causing Soul Threads
Chapter 298: The Return of the Bling
Chapter 299: Fleeting Cheating
Chapter Book 3 LAUNCH DAY
Chapter 300: Cabinet Meeting 1
Chapter 301: Cabinet Meeting 2
Chapter 302: GUNS GUNS GUNS
Chapter 303: World Domination
Chapter 304: For the Eternal Glory of Closetland!
Chapter 305: Battle Mage Farmer
Chapter 306: Gifts That Keep on Giving
Chapter 307: Team Princess (Legally distinct from other princess groups)
Chapter 308: Vaulty-Tec
Chapter 309: Hiwardian Drift
Chapter 310: Blood and Steel
Chapter 311: Bloody Perfection
Chapter 312: Level Gaps
Chapter 313: Unexpected Nation Building
Chapter 314: Let Them Eat Pie
Chapter 315: Ayamari (1)
Chapter 316: The Who’s Who
Chapter 317: The Wise Man’s Ear (The Name of the End) The Avatarkiller Chronicles
Chapter 318: Ayamari (2)
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