Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

When the discussion was in full swing, the host made his entrance.
Decked out in a suit and shoes, Lu Xiaobu, with microphone in hand, bounced onto the stage.
Why do I say he was carrying it?!
Because the microphone was wired and had a stand, and Lu Xiaobu just carried the whole setup onto the stage like that.
It felt like he was carrying a Green Dragon Crescent Blade!
The audience burst into laughter.
"What’s Young Master Bu up to, coming on stage like this?!"
"Going to a feast with a blade alone?! Or is it dragging-the-blade Form?!"
"Who’s he planning to chop?!"
"Hahahaha, just look at that sly look in Lu Xiaobu’s eyes, I’m dying of laughter!"
"..."
"Bam!"
Lu Xiaobu set the microphone down in the middle of the stage and addressed the audience, "Don’t you all think my earlier action looked like I was about to chop someone?"
"Exactly!"
The crowd echoed in unison, bubbling with excitement.
So, Young Master Bu, you’re aware your actions look like slashing someone, eh!
"That’s right! I’m indeed here to chop someone, as for who it is! I won’t divulge the name, suffice to say, it’s a dumbass!"
Lu Xiaobu shrugged as he spoke.
"Psh."
The audience rolled their eyes, sensing a tease.
At that moment, the big screen behind Lu Xiaobu suddenly began to change.
The next second, the swollen and bruised face of a Korean appeared on the big screen!
This Korean was one of the ringleaders who caused trouble earlier!
Instantly!
"Pfft!"
"Hahahaha!"
"66666!"
"So, it’s this dumbass he’s chopping!"
"Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing!"
"Director 6666!"
"..."
They weren’t stupid, just as Lu Xiaobu finished speaking about chopping a dumbass, the director switched to a Korean’s face.
The funny part was the bruising on the Korean’s face, as if he had just been punched.
And then that Korean’s complexion immediately changed.
Damn it! What’s the meaning of this?!
Calling me out by name to berate me?!
Lu Xiaobu, don’t push people too far!
"What’s the laughter about?!"
Lu Xiaobu pretended to be astonished, then turned around and immediately ’flew into a rage’, "What kind of crappy director is this?!"
Hearing Lu Xiaobu’s words, the screen switched back.
"That’s better." Lu Xiaobu nodded, then turned back and continued, "Everyone, please don’t mind it! Like someone said, our director is not that great, so mistakes can happen! Don’t take it to heart!"
Although Xiaobu’s words seemed apologetic, his tone and expression clearly said — I’m scolding you right now!
"Let me correct that, I was talking about a dumbass." Lu Xiaobu stated seriously.
And then!
The big screen behind Lu Xiaobu once again shifted to the face of the Korean seen earlier.
The audience from the Heavenly Dynasty roared with laughter!
"Hahahaha! Legendary director! Legendary director!"
"Well done!"
"Good job!"
"That’s right, it’s these dumbasses."
"..."
"F**k!"
The faces of the people from Korea became even greener!
Damn it, could this be any more blatant?!
This is a straightforward personal attack.
"Huh?!"
Lu Xiaobu once again pretended to be stunned and then slowly turned his head.
But by this time, the audience’s eyes were no longer on Lu Xiaobu, but on the big screen behind him.
They had been captivated by this legendary director.
Sure enough!
As they had predicted.
Lu Xiaobu had barely turned his head when the director started to play tricks!
They all started to laugh too.
Because just as Lu Xiaobu turned his head, the image on the big screen started to move.
Lu Xiaobu was turning his head from left to right.
So!
Every inch Lu Xiaobu’s gaze moved back, the image of the Korean on the screen moved an inch to the right.
If Lu Xiaobu moved two inches, the image moved two inches.
Basically, not letting Lu Xiaobu see it.
"What’s so funny about that?! What are you all laughing at?!"
Lu Xiaobu, feigning ignorance, asked while turning his head back.
And at that moment, the image of the Korean reappeared on the big screen.
Do you know what that feels like?
It’s like a mischievous child playing guerrilla warfare with their parents.
If you enter my room, I’ll pick up my homework; once you leave, I’ll grab my game console.
It’s all about one thing—I want to play games!
In the director’s case, it’s—this dumbass, it’s that Korean!
"Ha ha ha ha! I’m sold! I’m honestly sold!"
"I’m speechless, only a director under Lu Xiaobu could pull this off!"
"He’s perfectly adopted Young Master Bu’s cheekiness!"
"Ha ha ha, good job! Yes, exactly, that dumbass is that guy!"
"I give you fifteen hundred out of a hundred, not afraid to make you conceited, the more conceited the better!"
"With such a director, I’m confident there’s absolutely no problem on the production side in this competition!"
"Exactly! Exactly!"
"..."
The happier the audience from the Heavenly Dynasty laughed, the uglier the Koreans’ faces got!
"This is a blatant personal attack!"
"I’m going to sue you, Lu Xiaobu!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you bastard!"
"We are irreconcilable enemies!"
"..."
The Koreans were grinding their teeth in anger.
Especially the Korean who had been constantly displayed on the screen, he was furious!
But as angry as he was, he could not make the slightest move!
Because, he was already embarrassed enough, and any action, like covering his face, bowing his head, or avoiding, would only double the embarrassment!
So right now, he was truly furious yet dared not speak!
"Hey! I really don’t know what you’re laughing at!"
Lu Xiaobu began to spout nonsense with a straight face: "Alright, let me formally introduce myself, I am the host of this contest, and my name is Lu Xiaobu."
"Considering we have quite a few people from Korea here in the venue, I especially chose a Korean name for myself, called ’Lu Baba’, so friends from Korea, you can call me that!"
The audience was puzzled when they first heard the Korean name Lu Xiaobu gave himself.
After all, Lu Xiaobu was a big nationalist, everyone knew that, even LoL didn’t have a Korean language version, why would he pick a Korean name for himself.
But then.
As soon as the name came out.
Everyone burst into laughter!
It’s so Lu Xiaobu, not even bothering to beat around the bush when insulting someone!
Directly telling the seated Koreans that he, Lu Xiaobu, is your father.
Pointing at your noses to scold you!
Asking you, can you accept it?!
The Koreans finally blew up!
Someone stood up and shouted: "Lu Xiaobu, you are inciting discord, this is malicious injury, you have to take responsibility!"
"Take responsibility?!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "What responsibility should I take? Don’t you Koreans love to say ’Oppa’? So, I named myself Lu Oppa-oppa, or for short, Lu Baba. What’s the problem?!"
"You!"
The brazen act by Lu Xiaobu made the Korean spit out a mouthful of old blood!
This is just too shameless!
"Oh, right, one more thing."
Lu Xiaobu looked at the Korean, a cold smirk appearing on his lips: "LoL is mine, I’m the one hosting this competition, plus it’s our Heavenly Dynasty’s national contest, and I’m the host as well!"
"So, if you want to watch, watch; if not, get lost!"