Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

All the professors were waiting for Lu Xiaobu to state his conditions.
"Nothing much, just that several universities should come together to organize a draft for me. I’m planning to build a harem; not too many, just 3000 beauties will do."
Lu Xiaobu stroked his chin and chuckled.
"Uh..."
The professors were all dumbfounded, looking at Principal Li, their eyes querying—was he serious?!
Are you an Emperor?
You want these top universities to hold a draft for you?!
Set up a harem for you?!
And just 3000 beauties will do?!
What are you trying to do?!
Also, come on, tell me, how did you manage to say "just do"?!
What do you think the singles will feel?!
Are you trying to make them go hand-in-hand and jump off a building?
Even Su Luoxue twitched at the corner of her mouth.
Although she was mentally prepared, she still got critically hit!
My goodness!
You get to pick from 3000 beauties, Young Master?
Aren’t the beauties by your side enough?
We few... ugh, not including me, aren’t they all top beauties one by one!
Mature ladies, lolitas, schoolgirls, aren’t they enough?
beauties?!
Even if you went through one a day, it would take you ten years!
"So, Xiaobu, what are you trying to do?"
Principal Li said with some trepidation: "Look, we are all serious universities! Prestigious universities, we don’t engage in that sort of thing."
Lu Xiaobu is great in every way, but when he’s crazy, he’s unbearable.
Imagine if this conversation got out, wouldn’t everyone be pointing to their backbones and cursing?!
"What are you thinking? I’m talking about organizing a huge cosplay."
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
"Phew!"
Everyone sighed in relief: "So it’s cosplay! I thought it was something else! Lu Xiaobu, you really can joke!"
Cosplay then cosplay, can’t you say it without scaring people to death?!
There’s the draft, the harem, then the 3000 beauties!
Making us proud university professors look like palace maids and eunuchs serving you!
Tsk, what a comparison!
"However, I want to cosplay as the Emperor, so it’s still a draft, yep, the women will be my harem, and the men will be guards!"
Lu Xiaobu laughed excitedly.
Just think about that scene; isn’t it thrilling?
Tell me, which man doesn’t dream of being an Emperor?
Even many girls must have that dream too!
Similarly, Lu Xiaobu does as well.
But while you can’t make it happen, Lu Xiaobu can take this opportunity to indulge a little!
Are you envious or what?!
"Uh..."
The professors were speechless!
How did they feel so awkward about this?
Going round and round, it really is a draft.
But after thinking it over, the professors still agreed.
After all, at the end of the day, it’s just a cosplay, no big deal.
Of course, they put forth a few conditions.
"But we will only assist in distributing the notice, whether they are willing or not, we can’t guarantee."
"Indeed, and we know you wouldn’t do that, but I still want to say, please do not force anyone."
"And there must also be safety assurances."
"..."
Lu Xiaobu readily agreed to everything; any problem that could be solved with money wasn’t a problem.
...
Initially, the professors thought that not many people would come!
However,
After the universities issued the notices...
The enthusiasm of the students vastly exceeded their expectations.
They had never imagined that Lu Xiaobu’s prestige among young people could be so high!
The number of people from each university willing to participate was over 60%!
What a staggering ratio that is!?
As for the males, they’re not mentioned since even if they’re willing, it depends on whether Lu Xiaobu is willing.
But the females, they actually took the initiative to send their photos to Lu Xiaobu, even revealing their bust, waist, and hip measurements as well as their height and weight!
My god, aren’t these your lifetime secrets?!
And you just revealed them?
...
So!
The draft, pfft, the cosplay selection began.
Lu Xiaobu sat in front of the computer, holding a cup of tea.
Zhang Meng, Li Jinyi to the left and right!
Four women stood behind Lu Xiaobu.
Liang Lan gently massaged his shoulders.
Su Luoxue rolled her eyes while fanning.
Hot Pepper was gritting her teeth as she fed Lu Xiaobu grapes.
Wu Qianmin pouted by the side, ready to operate the computer.
At first glance, if Lu Xiaobu donned a Dragon Cannon, he would truly resemble an Emperor.
Lu Xiaobu enjoyed the appropriate strength of Sister Lan’s shoulder massage, the refreshing breeze from Su Luoxue, and the grapes fed by Hot Pepper, and let out a comfortable hum!
There’s no greater enjoyment in life than this!
Principal Li stood to one side with twitching corners of his mouth.
What was this situation?
If Lu Xiaobu was like an Emperor, then what was he?
The Chief Eunuch standing beside the Emperor?!
How irritating!
But, he couldn’t leave; he had to take notes and communicate with the other schools!
"The selection begins."
Lu Xiaobu announced seriously.
Wu Qianmin pouted as she clicked to open the submissions from various schools for Lu Xiaobu.
"Hmm, not bad, eighty-three points, taken."
Lu Xiaobu nodded with satisfaction after looking at the photo.
"Alrighty!"
Principal Li took out a pen and paper to jot it down.
Damn it, now he felt even more like the Chief Eunuch, now only lacking the feather duster!
"Next."
Lu Xiaobu drank some tea and ate the grapes peeled by Hot Pepper.
Wu Qianmin opened the next submission.
"Hmm?" Lu Xiaobu frowned, "Seventy-five points, not great."
Then he scanned further down the submission.
Measurements: B83/W61/H89
"Okay, taken," Lu Xiaobu immediately broke into a grin, "Not bad, not bad! After all, you can add ten more points after turning off the lights!"
All four women felt an urge to strangle Lu Xiaobu.
Could you be more obvious?!
And turning off the lights!? What are you planning to do!?
When Principal Li heard this, he couldn’t help but take a stealthy peek.
He swore, he had no other thoughts; it was just a natural reaction!
Then!
"Oh!?"
Lu Xiaobu and his company uttered a meaningful sound!
"Cough cough cough!"
Principal Li’s old face blushed!
Damn, how could he not restrain himself?
If outsiders saw this, his good reputation would be ruined!
...
"Next!"
Lu Xiaobu spit out a mouthful of tea, "Pfft, Chief, this is a girl’s profile, why did you put a big man in here?"
"What big man?!" Principal Li said subconsciously, then suddenly panicked: "Xiaobu, who are you calling Chief?!"
What is this?
You’re really treating me as the Chief Eunuch now?!
Not cool!
"Cough cough cough, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue," Lu Xiaobu quickly waved his hands, "Now, answer my question first."
"Let me see, huh?"
Principal Li took a glance at the photo and was similarly stunned.
Then he carefully checked the gender and major and understood.
"Take a closer look, she’s from a sports academy, specializing in weightlifting!"
Principal Li didn’t know whether to laugh or cry!
"Fine, Chief, we’ll take her too, have her be an Imperial Guard!" Lu Xiaobu nodded.
"Fine then! Wait, how did I become the Chief again?!" Principal Li felt like cursing!
...
"Next!"
"Hisss, 90 points, but a bit lacking on top, no worries, considering comprehensively 85 points! Taken!"
...
"Next!"
"This one won’t do, only sixty points, wait, what? Numerous awards in the music major, good, taken, have her be a Court Musician!"
...
Principal Li watched Lu Xiaobu enjoying himself while giving orders, and couldn’t help but reveal an envious look.
Even he had dreamt of being an Emperor!
In the end, he didn’t become the Emperor, but he couldn’t escape the title of Chief Eunuch!
What was this all about!