âThat would be
,â Kerr declared excitedly.
From her position with her head lying in Ailaâs lap, the therion eagerly sat up with a grin on her face. However, as she moved, she took a detour and unexpectedly turned to latch her mouth onto the swell of Ailaâs left breast through her shirt. Aila yelped loudly and slapped Kerr away, who was after the initial bite, already moving back to her upright sitting position. Without even acknowledging the random act of lewdness she had just committed, Kerr addressed the group at large.
âI have twenty-seven new levels, thirty-five free unassigned attribute points, and thirteen empty skill slots to fill! Two or three other slots Iâd like to get filled, but thatâs for later. Iâve already read through my options, and I have the best ones lined up for review first, with the less awesome but still amazing options ready for discussion. Where do you all want to start? One, two, or class number three?â
Everyone in the room stared blankly at Kerr, wordless for a long pause. Glancing back and forth between them, the archer shrugged with her eyebrows raised.
âWhat?â
âSorry, I think weâre all just surprised that youâre actually prepared,â Jay responded dryly.
âOf course Iâm prepared!â Kerr made an attempt at an offended expression. âWhat did you think I was doing over here, diddling my bud? I was ready to go first from the beginning, just in case Aila wanted to be all coy and shit.â
âThat still doesnât sound much like you,â Aila remarked as she resumed writing in her journal, the entry now switched to Kerr. âPublic masturbation sounds far more in character.â
âItâs not public when everyone in the room has already had sex with me,â Kerr dismissed the accusation. âAnyway, you think this is my first hunt? Look here, rosy cheeks, Iâm not going to argue that you arenât smarter than me, because you are. But Iâve been doing this whole fighting and leveling thing for a lot longer than most of the people in this room while on my own. Of
Iâve already reviewed my skills and lined up the best options.â
When put that way, it did feel silly to assume Kerr had been just playing around while they were considering their own class options. The archer was an experienced mercenary who had travelled across the breadth of the empire all on her own and had gotten to a high level while doing so. The only one in the group who certainly had more experience was Severina, and even then, the two had grown through very different lives.
âI apologize,â Aila said with a crimson blush. âI didnât mean to imply you wereâ"
âYou can apologize to me later with that long tongue of yours,â Kerr hushed the redhead with a finger against her lips. âRight now, I want to get through these levels Iâve been sitting on. So! Which one first?â
Jadis shook the two of her heads that she could under current circumstances, not the least bit surprised that Kerr had somehow turned the situation into a promise of oral sex. Leaning her Jay self forward, which naturally caused Eir to press into her chest, she caught the gray maned womanâs attention.
âI say start with your current status sheet, so we have the baseline, just like the rest of us have done so far. Then we go from primary to tertiary. And before you say that itâs boring doing it that way, keep in mind that we donât need to get anyone confused tonight. Dâs nuts, I hate being the voice of reason on these things.â
âAlright,â Kerr sighed, though she clearly wasnât at all unhappy. âHere we go!â
âNo real changes other than the levels since I havenât applied anything yet, but thatâs about to change. Two of the passive skills I want to take for Nox Archer are attribute boosters.â
âAre you sure? What with all the increases youâre getting from meââ
âDonât take this the wrong way, you big, beautiful cock muffin, but we arenât all as lucky as you are with the awesome classes,â Kerr cut Jay off. âNox Archer is good, but it isnât great. The attribute skills Iâm being offered are better than taking a skill meant to keep my bow string dry in the rain or my arrow fletching from ripping. Those are the sort of utility skills that are nice, not needed.â
âAlright, fair enough,â Jay conceded as she motioned towards the horned woman. âTell us what you got.â
âThat first one is okay, but that second one is
good,â Bridget exclaimed once Kerr finished speaking. âThatâs forty-two points right there, with lots of potential to grow.â
âExactly,â Kerr pointed at the orc. âItâs no explosion of stats like our little shieldmaiden, but itâs a great option for Nox Archer. I think maybe⦠one out of every five Nox Archers get a skill like this offered to them if they make it to my level, only itâs usually for Dexterity instead of Strength. Could be more. But not much more.â
âOther clan classes probably get a similar version too, right?â Jay asked. âCome to think of it, there were all those therion mercenaries at the battle last night. Iâm sure they got a shit ton of levels, too. I wonder how many of them are getting their own clanâs version of this skill.â
âEh, I donât care,â Kerr dismissed the idle question. âMoving on to more important things. Namely, me and my new skills.â
Jay tilted her head to one side, eyes locked onto her loverâs face. Something about the way Kerr had casually brushed off the mention of the other therions sat wrong in her gut. Sheâd made the effort to seem uninterested, but Jadis knew Kerr and her quirks well. The topic had bothered her, and she was trying to move on while making it seem like she wasnât moving on.
Jadis almost spoke up to press the issue but quickly decided against it. They were there to discuss levels, not whatever problem Kerr had with those mercenaries, whoever they were. Sheâd bring it up with her lover later, in private, where hopefully she would be more inclined to talk freely.
In the meantime, Kerr had continued to expound upon the skills that had been made available to her to choose from for her primary class. Some options were clearly better than others, with one skill drawing quite a bit of laughter from everyone in the group when Kerr went over its description. A passive that would protect Kerrâs boobs from the bite of her bowstring was⦠nice in theory, but utterly useless so long as Kerr was wearing her armor. Though as an experienced archer, Kerr winced at the memory and retelling of a few times early on where her breasts had suffered the snap of a bow.
The other two skills she ended up taking were a lot more useful under most circumstances.
âAre you going to be hitting enemies across the city now?â Jay joked.
âEh, probably not,â Kerr shook her head. âThe longer the arrow flight, the more the wind fucks with the aim. But itâs a good setup skill for stuff I may get in the future, like increased accuracy at greater ranges, things like that. There were Heroes who could hit a flyâs puckered asshole from a mile away. I donât see why that couldnât be me, too.â
âAs a Slut Sniper, I have every confidence that youâll be pulling off even more impressive trick shots,â Dys grinned at Kerr. âProbably also involving asses and holes.â
âDamn straight,â Kerr grinned back with a laugh. âOh, there are some
fun skills I got for my slutty archery class! Kind of wordy, but thereâs this one thatââ
âFar Wilds Traveler
,â Aila interrupted Kerr before she could spoil the details on her new tertiary class skills. âIn order, remember?â
âUgh,â Kerr groaned and slumped petulantly. âFine. Iâm taking these three skills in my traveler class, no contest, here they are. Gah.â
âThere. Can I talk about my sexy skills now?â
âAh, I guessâ¦â Aila mumbled as she was writing down notes as quickly as she could. âWait. You donât want to have any discussion about the skill options? Alternatives to these?â
âPthh, no,â Kerr made a rude noise with her lips. âWild Wall Climber synergizes nicely with my enchanted boots. Sustenance Supplementation helps when Iâm out in the field for a long time, and does double duty helping me with my pregnancy. Iâm giving birth to
pups, keep
âFinally, thereâs Travelerâs Wealth of Health. Itâs obviously a great choice because we have the airships now. I go for a nice ride on a sunny afternoon, and I get an extra two hundred health points for the rest of the month. Itâs almost too easy. I could literally take a nap, have lunch, get my cock sucked by Sorcha, whatever I want for the ride, and I still get the free health. Itâs a sweet deal. Whatâs not to like?â
âHeyâ¦â Sorcha protested as she gave the archer an offended look.
âI mean, crudeness aside, thatâs a pretty good analysis,â Dys shrugged her shoulders while looking at Aila. âHonestly, that Wealth of Health skill sounds great.â
âThey do appear to be good choices,â Severina agreed, though her expression showed that she was still trying to process Kerrâs casual insertion of lewd language. âConsidering the amount of flying I do regularly, I would dearly love a skill that offered bonuses just for traveling long distances.â
âThe other options arenât worth consideration?â Aila asked dubiously.
âSmall boost to health and agility, a skill for running away from enemies faster, and a weird-ass skill that lets me pack better trail rations. I donât cook, so thatâs a big fat no. Can I
tell you about my new Slut Sniper skills? Please!â
âWellâ¦â Dys did her best to smother her growing grin. âWeâve been at this a while, now. We might need to take a break to stretch our legs, use the bathroomââ
Dysâ words were abruptly cut off by a large gray blob of righteous fury landing on her face that turned into Kerr. The enraged therion shoved Dys roughly to the ground with a surprising amount of strength, which on second thought was less surprising when Jadis remembered how high that particular attribute was for the wild woman by that point.
Growling like a hungry wolf, Kerr crawled over Dysâ form before firmly arranging herself so that she was facing the rest of the group while her butt was planted on the Nephilimâs face. With her ankles locked behind Dysâ neck, the archer had settled herself in an unmovable position that would keep Dysâ mouth smothered.
âNow, about my new skills,â Kerr announced with a dignified air.
âReady when you are,â Bridget mumbled while Aila flipped to a new blank page in her journal.
âAre you okay under there?â Sabina asked, leaning down to whisper in Dysâ ear.
The Nephilim-turned-seat cushion raised her hand in a thumbs-up gesture in response.
âOkay, just checking,â Sabina nodded before turning her attention back to the enchantment sketch she had been previously working on.
As she began to speak, Kerr reached out to Thea, who was now on her left thanks to her new seating arrangement, and began absently stroking the other womanâs head. Thea looked mildly confused by the change in seating as well as by being pet like a cat but made no objections and seemed to just roll with the new situation.
âI will give the bad news first,â Kerr spoke with solemnity. âOnly one of my six new Slut Sniper skills is actually lewd. A travesty, I know, but if the world was perfect, weâd all be sluts and there would be no need for a sniper.â
âUhâ¦â
âThe good news is,â Kerr pushed on before anyone could comment on her statement, âmy new sexy skill is not only lewd, but it involves everyone. The description is long, so pay attention. If I have to repeat myself, I will demand compensation.â
That was, indeed, quite a mouthful to digest. Once Kerr had finished speaking, everyone was quiet while they took time to process the implications of the new passive skill. The first to speak up was Jadis.
âMmph,â Dys said, her voice muffled by Kerrâs posterior. âMm, mmph hmph mmm.â
âYou can use your Jay self to talkâ¦â Aila rolled her eyes.
âNah, she can keep going as is,â Kerr grinned wickedly as she wiggled her hips back and forth. âGood vibrations.â
âSo, itâs an extra well of stamina that you can use for combat, but you canât regenerate until
combat,â Jay expressed her full thought so everyone could hear. âKind of similar to Bridgetâs Fuel for the Flame, but stamina instead of magic.â
âPutting aside the lewd aspects of that skill,â Severina commented, âthat is quite powerful. Especially since the amount goes up with your CLR.â
âWhy would you
to put aside the lewd aspects?â Kerr asked with genuine confusion.
From there, Aila, Severina, and Kerr began a spirited debate concerning the skill. Mostly, it was Aila and Severina talking about the potential uses of Bonded Slut Sniperâs Salacious Stamina Bank, while Kerr occasionally interjected some ribald commentary about how she was planning on using them to help power the skill up. There was no question between the three, or from anyone else for that matter, that it was a powerful skill that would serve Kerr well in battle.
âYou know, from the way youâve been talking, I get the feeling youâre pretty set on your remaining Slut Sniper skills as well,â Jay pointed out when the conversation between the three lulled. âWere the choices that clear cut?â
âFor the most part,â Kerr shrugged in a noncommittal way. âI know what I want, and these skills line up nicely. Iâll go over the less interesting ones for you, though. Second opinion and all that.â
Kerr proceeded to outline the skills that she had less interest in, which took a few minutes. Three of them were attribute boosters, good ones too, which Jadis was sure that under normal circumstances would be happily accepted by Kerr or most people in general. The fact that Kerr didnât want those increases told Jadis that she held the skills she had earmarked in far higher regard. The other three skills on offer were all passives as well. One offered increased accuracy against enemies damaged by Jadis, which Kerr considered to be a runner-up to her main choices, and the other two were more utilitarian skills that would help with stealth and avoiding drawing attention on the battlefield. Jadis was honestly very interested in having Kerr take those skill, but on a second thought, she remembered that Sorcha could always obscure the archer when needed, which was probably part of why Kerr didnât rank those two skill options as high priority.
Once Kerr started listing out the other five skills that she did want to take from her tertiary class, Jadis understood her reasoning for skipping the others.
âWow, the system just straight up gave you a shotâuh, explosion shot, huh?â
As she stumbled over her words, Jay glanced towards Sabina, who was still happily etching whatever enchantment idea had called for her attention. She was glad the inventor was distracted, since she had almost brought up shotguns in front of her. One thing Jadis had been careful to avoid when talking to Sabina about Earth technology was firearms. She had no illusions about Oros being any more peaceful than her old world; it patently wasnât. That said, she didnât want to be the one to introduce new forms of weaponry to the magical world, especially not when she didnât have a clue how magic would interact with technological means of mass destruction. A shotgun or a rifle wouldnât be that bad, but someone as smart as Sabina would take no time at all to figure out how to increase the size and reinvent cannons and artillery. Once that happened, the results would be⦠unpredictable.
As she glanced away from Sabina, Jayâs eyes traveled over Severina. The reminder of Earth brought to mind the fact that she hadnât yet had a conversation with her angelic lover concerning her origin. Sev still believed the lie that Jadis had poorly woven concerning her imaginary birthplace in Weigrun. She needed to come clean, as soon as possible, but it was a truth she was hesitant to share. Not because she didnât trust Severina, but because she knew that Sev would likely feel honor bound to inform Prince Kestil. Having the sneaky prince know about her reincarnation was
high on Jadisâ list of favorite ideas.
Those were thoughts for later, though, as Jadis needed to focus on her therion loverâs new skills and the discussion everyone was having about them.
ââconsidering how much stamina you go through with all your active skills, Sniperâs Repose makes good sense,â Aila was saying. âThe less stamina you waste elsewhere, the more youâll have for your empowered shots.â
âI agree,â Eir added onto the magisterâs thoughts. âCombined with Sorchaâs stamina enhancements, you should always be at full capacity going into a battle. However, the skill I am most interested in is Armor Sunder Shot. Would it truly cause physical damage to armor beyond the normal puncture hole? How would that look?â
âI dunno,â Kerr made a face while shrugging. âIâve never seen a skill like it before. Itâs not something any Nox Archer has ever had, at least that I know of.â
âI have seen that skill on melee combatants,â Severina said. âAt least, a skill with the same effect, if not the same name or range. In fact, I believe Rein, the Heroâs Lancer, has a skill that has a similar effect.â
âMight have to compare whoâs better at breaking armor sometime, then,â Kerr smirked at the thought. âI bet Iâd fuck that pretty elf boyâs whole day up.â
There were a few more comments after that concerning Kerrâs skill selection, but from everything Jadis could hear, it sounded like everyone was impressed and in agreement with her choices. Jadis almost tried making an argument that Kerr should consider switching out the Sniperâs Repose for one of the stealth skills she had passed over but decided against it. Far Wildâs Traveler had some focus on stealth and concealment; it was probably better to let that class handle those kinds of skills rather than waste the slots from Slut Sniper. In any case, Kerr was happy with her current selections, and Jadis saw nothing wrong with them.
âIf those are the skills youâre going with, then all thatâs left for you to do is distribute your free attributes,â Aila eventually pointed out. âHave you thought about which stat you want to be the lowest, so that Jadisâ new ritual can be applied to it?â
âI have,â Kerr answered primly. The dignity of her affectation was somewhat diminished by the fact that she was still sitting on top of Dysâ face while slowly rocking her hips back and forth, but small details like decorum never slowed her down before. âMy current lowest stat is Resilience at thirteen, but thatâs definitely not what I want the ritual to improve. Since I have thirty-five free points, I am going to put three points into Resilience so itâs bumped up to sixteen. That way, my Fortitude and Resilience will be tied for lowest at fifteen points each.â
âWâwhich of those two will you increase?â Thea asked curiously.
Grinning at the brunette, Kerr gently tapped the tip of Theaâs nose with a clawed finger.
âNeither! I want the boost to go to my vitality, but if we donât get it on the first try, Iâll just do the ritual with Jadis again. Iâm sure she wonât object.â
Kerr punctuated her statement by bouncing up and down a little, which drew some muffled noise from Dys below her.
âIâll save that one point and put it with the rest into Dexterity, where it will do me the most good.â
A fair plan, one which Jadis agreed with. She certainly didnât mind the prospect of doing the ritual more than once with Kerr. It was just one point, not a make or break resource at their level, but putting everything she had into the stats that mattered most to her was perfectly logical. Especially when the only potential penalty was more sex.
âAlright then, correct me if Iâm wrong, but I believe this should be your current status sheet,â Aila murmured as she finalized her notes in her journal.
âThatâs it,â Kerr confirmed. âIâm all done. Now, whoâs feeling hornââ
Kerrâs question was cut off by her words turning into a yelp as Dys sat up. The therion flailed, still holding onto Dysâ head with her legs, but her horned head was abruptly put into the Nephilimâs lap which caught her by surprise. Before she could recover, Dys exerted her own far greater strength and pried the archer from her face.
âHow about we take a five-minute break to stretch,â Dys suggested. âMy ritual over there is just about done now, anyway.â