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by Dan Fogg, Deborah Carney| 2012| 88 pages| 0.1375| other

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"Late in the text, Dan Fogg writes, "I love the power of the written word." That this is the truth is not debatable. Clearly Mr. Fogg had a love of language, as evidenced by the quality of the writing in Weirder Than Marshmallows." - Daniel Clark "Weirder Than Marshmallows is a fun read. You know all those things we all think in our heads, but never say out loud? This book says them for us. Grab a copy, sit back and have a few laughs." -Jim Kukral, Author of Attention! This Book Will Make You Money A thoroughly enjoyable book, Weirder Than Marshmallows is a funcollection of observations and stories that will make you laugh outloud. Dan's reflections are heartfelt and relatable, reminding us touse common sense when approaching life's challenges. -Amy Ely Ignorance, lack of common sense, and downright inhuman stupidity run rampant in this country and around the world. I watch people, and I hear stories, and they beg, beg, beg to be mocked and ridiculed. Weirder Than Marshmallows showcases tales of stupidity and ignorance in the hopes of making people laugh. Stories are divided into five categories. Do Not Stop on Tracks showcases warnings that should never have to be warned. En Masse contains stories of mass ignorance. Technology Sucks explores the hazards of the technological age. That's Just Freaky features Twilight Zone like tales of paranormality. Weird Stuff is stuff that is... well, weird All the stories in this book are true. That's what makes the concept attention grabbing. Anybody can make up strange stories, writers do it all the time. That's why people love Stephen King, his stories are downright weird. But these are real, they actually happened, to relatively normal human beings. There's no fiction here. Thirty milligrams sodium, twenty-three grams carbohydrates, less than one gram protein. The marshmallow. Don't look for it at your local health club. Don't include it as part of a diet. And don't eat more than a few at once, you'll just end up with a stomachache. The ingredients of a marshmallow are fairly simple. Corn syrup, sugar, dextrose, corn starch, water, gelatin, tetrasodium pyrophosphate, artificial and natural flavor, and blue 1. Most of those are self-explanatory. Corn syrup for flavor, sugar because that's what the marshmallow is, corn starch for shelf-life, water to puff the thing out, gelatin to hold it together. Nobody knows what the compounds are for, and nobody really cares. Because, come on, why would you care what you're putting in your mouth? The ingredient I have a question about is the blue 1. Food coloring. Blue food coloring. Now maybe I'm wrong about this, but marshmallows are white, aren't they? And white is achieved by a lack of color. So what color did those little puffs of sugar have to start out to require the addition of blue to neutralize it? Anyway, I could rant about marshmallows forever. You may not agree, and you don't have to; I think the things are weird. But this book isn't about marshmallows, despite the ramblings above. This book is about stories. Stories that are, like marshmallows, strange, mind boggling, but somehow appealing to the public at large. Hard to explain, impossible to ignore.

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Author:Dan Fogg, Deborah Carney
Publication Year:2012
ISBN:1475061609
Pages:88
Language:other
File Size:0.1375
Format:PDF
Price:FREE
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