Unwifeable: A Memoir

236 Pages·2018·1.54 MB·English

by  Mandy Stadtmiller

PRAISE FOR
Unwifeable
“Genius.”
—Artie Lange, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Fat to
Fish
“I loved reading Unwifeable. A fascinating kind of chaos with the realization of
addiction, and then recovery. What stood out to me most was Mandy
Stadtmiller’s optimism all the way through.”
—Fred Armisen, creator and star of Portlandia
“Brilliant.”
—Jon Ronson, New York Times bestselling author of So You’ve Been
Publicly Shamed
“So rewarding.”
—Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the
Sookie Stackhouse series
“There’s honest, and then there’s honest. This book is so honest it will blow you
away. With Unwifeable, Stadtmiller establishes herself as the Erica Jong of her
generation—with storytelling as addictive as Jay McInerney.”
—Colin Quinn, comedian and creator/star of The New York Story
“Not since Confessions of a Video Vixen has a memoir been so fraught with
insecurities and insurgence, humility and humor, degradation and, ultimately,
deliverance.
—Karrine Steffans, New York Times betselling author of Vindicated
“Spectacular.”
—Anna David, New York Times bestselling author of True Tales of
Lust and Love
“Unwifeable is a hilarious, unfiltered plunge; its laugh-out-loud candor will have
you rolling on the floor, then getting up and cheering for Mandy every step of
the way.”
—Jill Kargman, creator and star of Odd Mom Out
“I tip my hat to this absolute icon and queen of the night. Text Mandy for a
good time.”
—Babe Walker, New York Times bestselling author of Psychos: A
White Girl Problems Book
“Mandy Stadtmiller made me laugh hysterically, weep in recognition, and feel
like I did New York all wrong. A behind-the-veil look at what it’s really like to be
one of those girls-about-town that everybody is jealous of, Unwifeable is a
compulsively readable work of radical honesty and tremendous heart.”
—Rachel Shukert, writer for GLOW and author of Everything is
Going to Be Great
“Mandy Stadtmiller speaks the unspeakable in Unwifeable: All those things you
think, but never tell anyone. And all those things you do, and hope no one finds
out. Mandy lays it all out, and in the process, gets to the real issues of healing
and self-discovery.”
—Neil Strauss, nine-time New York Times bestselling author
“This book is exactly what I’d expect from Mandy—introspective, funny, and
excruciatingly honest. It feels like she wrote an unauthorized biography about
herself.”
—Jim Norton, New York Times bestselling author of I Hate Your
Guts
“Mandy Stadtmiller has written a rollicking and wildly honest tale that includes
lots of sex, vodka, Andy Dick, comedy, and self-doubt. The big disappointment
was that it ended and I had to go back to my life, which is a lot less interesting
than Mandy’s.”
—A. J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author of The Year of
Living Biblically
“A comic tour de force.”
—Molly Jong-Fast, author of The Social Climber’s Handbook
“Unwifeable is unflinching, unforgettable, and unputdownable. Also sexy,
searingly honest, and hilarious. I loved it.”
—Pamela Redmond Satran, author of Younger
“Unwifeable is fast-paced, by turns bubbly and light and wrenchingly sad. It is
an unusually honest and forthright catalogue of a life that has never been
ordinary. A story of painful choices, of the saving power of humor, and of real
love.”
—Sara Benincasa, author of Real Artists Have Day Jobs
“Wonderful, funny, heartbreaking, and redemptive.”
—Kimberly Rae Miller, New York Times bestselling author of
Coming Clean
“Equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking. It’s one of those books that you read
when you just want to feel like someone else GETS IT.”
—Abigail Breslin, Academy Award–nominated actress
“She’s brash, she’s sexy, and she’s scary real. Mandy’s optimism throughout her
gritty growth is insightful and enlightening. She makes you feel alive.”
—Sonja Morgan, entrepreneur and star of Real Housewives of New
York City
“Mandy Stadtmiller has managed to craft the rare combination of brutally raw
and honest with hilarious and relatable. The perfect book for all of us imperfect
women trying to figure out how the hell to make it.”
—Jo Piazza, bestselling author of The Knockoff
“Mandy Stadtmiller is so smart, insightful, and funny. Unwifeable will make you
want to become her best friend.”
—Megan Amram, author of Science . . . For Her!
“A sex-soaked, bare-knuckled, razor-blade-in-the-Big-Apple cri de coeur.”
—Jerry Stahl, author of Permanent Midnight
“In Unwifeable, sister-in-ink Mandy Stadtmiller lands her biggest scoop yet: the
hilarious yet deeply moving story of her life.”
—Mark Ebner, New York Times bestselling author of Hollywood,
Interrupted
“A book not afraid to name names and reveal all, with the author leading the
charge. A must for anyone brave enough to attempt a creative career in the big
city—or any city.”
—Mike Sacks, New York Times bestselling author of Poking a Dead
Frog
“Shot through with real pain and wisdom, Mandy Stadtmiller’s soul-baring story
of self-destruction and self-discovery is laugh-out-loud funny, brutally honest,
and utterly fearless—just like her.”
—Sam Lansky, author of The Gilded Razor
“Unflinchingly honest, raw, and relatable. You’re rooting for her the whole
way.”
—Lane Moore, author of How to be Alone
“A raw, harrowing, piercingly funny, binge-filled account of self-destruction and
self-discovery.”
—Warren Leight, Tony Award–winning playwright and former
showrunner for Law & Order: SVU
“A savagely personal memoir that pulls no punches when it comes to exposing
its author’s humanity. It’s as deeply intimate as it is extremely relatable. Mandy
Stadtmiller is a stunning writer, equally comedic and sobering.”
—Ira Madison III, columnist for The Daily Beast
“Mandy Stadtmiller details all that she has endured and then has the grace to
laugh it all off. It’s painfully hilarious.”
—Joi-Marie McKenzie, author of The Engagement Game
“Unflinching intelligence, lacerating wit, and an unexpectedly moving love
story.”
—John Fugelsang, host of Page Six TV
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For every person who was told they couldn’t
If you cannot—in the long run—tell everyone what you have been
doing, your doing has been worthless.
—Erwin Schrödinger