Things my girlfriend and I have argued about (online version)

163 Pages·2016·0.82 MB·English

by  Millington Mil

Annotation
This is an extremely funny online book, which talks about differences
between a man and a woman. The author also has a paper book with the same
title, but nothing in the book has ever appeared online, so they are completely
different.
Mil Millington
Margret
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Things my girlfriend and I have argued about
(online version)
Margret
from the German «M' Argr et» meaning 'to be dangerously insane'
Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate,
then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.
Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I
am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we're warming
up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes
each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the
social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole
field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and,
well, just try saying anything and walking away.
Examples? Okey-dokey. We have argued about:
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The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the
middle).
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Leaving the kitchen door open (three times a day that one, minimum).
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The best way to hang up washing.