The Book of Beasties: Your A-to-Z Guide to the Illuminating Wisdom of Spirit Animals

583 Pages·2018·58.2 MB·English

by  Sarah Bamford Seidelmann

For Alice and all the other elephants.
And for Ted Andrews (1952–2009), author of Animal Speak, the book that
introduced me (and countless other readers) to the idea that beasties might have
messages to share with us. I’m deeply grateful for the gifts you shared with your
writing. A’ho.
Here is my secret. It’s quite simple: One sees clearly only with the heart.
Anything essential is invisible to the eyes.
THE FOX
from The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint–Exupéry
CONTENTS
Introduction
Quick Start for the Irrepressible
Part 1: Working with Beasties
1. GETTING STARTED
2. GUEST BEASTIES
3. CORE BEASTIES
4. FURTHER EXPLORATION
Part 2: Beasties A to Z
Acknowledgments
Notes
Resources
Beastie Index
About the Author
Also by Sarah Bamford Seidelmann
About Sounds True
Copyright
Praise for The Book of Beasties

INTRODUCTION
BEASTIE (BĒSTĒ)
(1) any insect, reptile, bird, mammal, or mythical creature that exists or
has ever existed; (2) the spirit of any insect, reptile, bird, mammal, or
mythical creature that exists or has ever existed, including Ladybug,
Woolly Mammoth, and Dragon, to name a few; also known as an animal
totem or spirit animal.
Years ago, I fell madly in love with a taxidermied walrus. I couldn’t stop myself
from returning to the shop where he lived so I could stare at the grand
mysteriousness of him. I wondered, “Am I supposed to buy this walrus?” That
felt like a really inappropriate impulse because he cost several thousand dollars,
and I already wondered how I’d replace the income my family would lose if I
quit my job as a surgical pathologist. My husband and I are both physicians, and
we were also busy raising four kids (ages five to fourteen, at the time). I had the
sense that I was no longer meant to be working as a physician, and my desperate
aim was to figure out my feel-good vocation. But so far, I was just extremely
worried.
I took a sabbatical that summer from my medical practice. I was unaware I’d
been living a nature-starved, overcivilized life for a long time. As I started
spending more time outside, taking more walks and noticing what was
happening around me, I began to feel better. It seemed the more time I spent
outside, the better I felt. A few weeks later, I stumbled into the ancient idea that
the wild animals that cross our path might have messages for us.
The night I made this discovery, I must admit I was skeptical. Wild animals
can deliver helpful messages to you? How could a wild animal visit be of any
possible consequence to a person? But I was also excited and delighted at the
prospect. As a young kid, I was utterly obsessed with Mutual of Omaha’s Wild
Kingdom TV series (hosted by Marlin Perkins); I collected Beatrix Potter animal
figurines (Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle!); and I secretly fantasized in my under-the-bed
diary about becoming a veterinarian. Truth be told, I was a pretty anxious child,
terrified of actual animals (especially the neighbor’s dog), so that career choice
would have been disastrous. But the thrill of wild creatures had never left me.
Bond with Your Beastie Book
Before you begin reading, I encourage you to take the following strange
steps: give your Book of Beasties a big fat kiss, place it over your heart for
a few moments, pat it gently three times on its back, and silently and
sweetly ask it to become a steady source of personal inspiration and truth
for you and everyone you share it with.
I began to learn that if you feel muddled, exhausted, depressed,
overwhelmed, or need help of any kind, communicating with animal spirits can
help—a lot. I learned that this amazing new sort of communication wasn’t
limited to “living” creatures. There was an aliveness to everything—especially
in nature. During my training to become a physician, nobody mentioned the
ineffable and profoundly loving aspect of the Universe that the beasties can help
you connect with. My parents and other good people had tried to point me to it,
but I hadn’t been able to see. Lacking this critical knowledge, I had been
struggling mightily to live out my mission to relieve suffering in the world—to
be useful in the way I longed to be. But with a new willingness to explore the
unknown, I learned that if you want to truly be well, this transcendent way of
viewing the world is most vital.
Connecting with the taxidermied walrus and the spirit I sensed in him (even
in his stuffed and breathless state) felt deeply reassuring. In time, I discovered
that Walrus is a powerful beastie, offering strength, abundance, gregariousness,
deep diving, and a generous skosh of sensitivity. To this day, whenever I think
of that taxidermied walrus, a feeling of deep security washes over me, and I am
deeply grateful for the wisdom that Walrus, the animal spirit, shared with me. I
didn’t need to buy the taxidermied walrus; it turned out I could carry Walrus
with me everywhere. (Incidentally, the taxidermied walrus still hangs in that
shop in downtown Duluth. I suspect he’s whispering beneath his whiskers to
other unsuspecting shoppers as we speak.)
Once I started communicating with beasties, things began to feel much
better. During my “radical sabbatical,” many amazing things began to happen in
rapid sequence: I attracted a remarkable opportunity to travel to South Africa, I
realized I was yearning to step away from traditional medicine altogether, and I
found the resources to make all of that possible.
But the most important and best thing that happened that year was something
I will forever cherish: as I forged a sacred connection with beasties, I recovered
a deep sense of peace, joy, and belonging.
I began to have a deep knowing that love and support surrounded me. My
resistance to what I wanted decreased dramatically, and I began to recognize
beauty everywhere. I also experienced many moments of ecstatic joy. In my
early forties, it seemed like my whole life needed to fall apart a little so that I
could become more buoyant. And the beasties were the doorway to that
lightness.
That’s why I’m passionate about sharing the messages of beasties I’ve
received and teaching others how to discover theirs. Connecting with beasties
helped me, and I know it can help you too. Plus, it feels good!
Whether you are a skeptical new explorer of these spirited seas or a well-
traveled, savvy life pirate, it is my intention that this book and its large collection
of “Beastie Portraits” will shed light on their fantastic attributes and provide you
with delightful provisions to fortify you on your unique voyage.
Part I (chapters 1, 2, and 3) of the book will help you get started connecting
to beasties and introduce you to the two types of beastie visitors you’ll be
receiving: guest beasties and core beasties. Chapter 4 will take you on a deeper
dive once you have explored the basics. Part II is a compilation of Beastie
Portraits, which you can use like a field guide to help you discover more about
their possible significance in your life. This not a typical field guide to help you
identify beasties, but to help you identify with beasties. As you go through this
book, I invite you to ask yourself, “What might this beastie be saying if it were
trying to help me?”
And if, for any reason, you are struggling on your path right now, I invite
you to gently ask yourself another powerful question—one I learned to ask
myself often during my radical sabbatical—“How good are you willing to let it
get?”
And, as many wise ones like to say about this beautiful path, the world is
what you think it is. So if your experience of the world is currently unpleasant, I