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My name is Bishop, and I'm a Sarge-aholic!......................................................................................................................3
"Sarging a Songbird"..........................................................................................................................................................5
"Banging a Blabbering Babe!"...........................................................................................................................................8
BISHOP'S POSTS............................................................................................................................................................11
Subject: Passport Pleasure......................................................................................................................................11
Subject: Banging a Babe in Beijing........................................................................................................................31
Subject: Bishop's Bookstore Babe..........................................................................................................................38
Subject: OH MY GOD, BISH F$#%ED JENNY!!!...............................................................................................54
"Clean Up on Aisle 5"..................................................................................................................................................67
Subject: "Banging a Bored Housewife".......................................................................................................................71
"Making Michelle Moan".............................................................................................................................................76
Bishop's Success Stories Notes........................................................................................................................................83
Pages 1 - 4 "Sarging a Songbird".................................................................................................................................83
Pages 5 - 7 "Banging a Blabbering Babe"....................................................................................................................84
Pages 8 - 29 "Passport Pleasure"..................................................................................................................................84
Pages 29 - 36 "Banging a Babe in Beijing"..................................................................................................................87
Pages 37 -45 "Bishop's Bookstore Babe".....................................................................................................................91
Pages 45 - 53 "Bishop's Bookstore Babe (The Dinner)"..............................................................................................93
Pages 53 - 60 "OH MY GOD, BISH F$#%ED JENNY!!!".........................................................................................95
Pages 60 - 68 "OH MY GOD, BISH F$#°/oED JENNY!" ( The Loooong.................................................................97
Conclusion)..................................................................................................................................................................97
Pages 69 - 72 "Clean Up On Aisle 5"..........................................................................................................................98
Pages 73 - 76 "Banging a Bored Housewife"...............................................................................................................99
Pages 73 - 76 "Banging a Bored Housewife".............................................................................................................100
Pages 77 - 82 "Making Michelle Moan!"...................................................................................................................100
Pages 77 - 82 "Making Michelle Moan!"...................................................................................................................101
Bishop: From Dark Ages to Pink Abundance................................................................................................................102
The Bishop's Sarging Schedule......................................................................................................................................106
Bishop's Opinion of Women..........................................................................................................................................107
Dressing for the Hunt.....................................................................................................................................................111
Bishop's Phone Sarging Strategy....................................................................................................................................112
"To be, or to pretend to be, that is the question."...........................................................................................................115
"Is It 'Excuse me, forgive the interruption... ' or 'Forgive the interruption, but... '?"..................................................115
The "What Hypnosis Is" Pattern................................................................................................................................116
The Wonderful World of ANCHORING.......................................................................................................................117
Bishop's Bedroom..........................................................................................................................................................124
Patterns and Stories........................................................................................................................................................128
A Warm Fuzzy...........................................................................................................................................................128
The Rain of Desire.....................................................................................................................................................129
The Sapphire Flower..................................................................................................................................................130
"Pondering The Innermost Thoughts of a Butterfly" Story........................................................................................130
The Diamond Dragon.................................................................................................................................................132
The Whisper of Anticipation......................................................................................................................................133
The Lover's Dance......................................................................................................................................................133
The Lover's Dance 2: To The Garden Once More.....................................................................................................133
The "Center of Energy" Pattern..................................................................................................................................134
The Lovers Ring - MASTER'S OF A.S.S. Edition....................................................................................................135
The "Soul Jewelry" Pattern' The MASTERS OF A.S.S. Edition...............................................................................135
The Star of Bishop.....................................................................................................................................................137
The "Adventurer vs Explorer" Pattern.......................................................................................................................137
"Amazing Women" Pattern........................................................................................................................................138
The "Long Distance Relationship" Pattern.................................................................................................................138
The Iced Tea Pattern..................................................................................................................................................139
"New Technologies" Pattern......................................................................................................................................139
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The "Seduction Land" Pattern....................................................................................................................................139
The "Secrets" Pattern.................................................................................................................................................140
"Companionship vs Romance" Pattern......................................................................................................................140
The Mermaid and the Blowfish..................................................................................................................................141
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My name is Bishop, and I'm a Sarge-aholic!
Since you didn't buy this book to read about me, or to read that I actually DO
respect women, or that I think 42DD is as big as I like a woman's breasts, or
that my favorite part of foreplay is going down on a babe, or that I only take a
woman to dinner if she's independent enough to pay, I won't tell you about any
of that! Instead, I'll offer some suggestions on getting the most out of this
book! Here are some suggestions, use them or ignore them, it's completely up to
you!
1.) Read this entire book multiple times. Why? Because in these stories I am
giving you a MASSIVE amount of knowledge, ideas, and tools to use, and your mind
Just won't retain it all in a single reading. You'll be amazed how you're going
to find little nuggets of inspirational stuff that you missed the first time, or
even the third time you read the stories!
2.) If you have a tape recorder, or micro-recorder, have it close by, because
you never know when you'll get an idea from one of these stories (Writing it
down is too slow, so you might forget something. Besides, you'll want a recorder
to practice your tonality anyway)
3.) Don't try reading the entire book in one sitting! And take at least a 10 -
15 minute break between stories, so you can absorb the information.
4.) HAVE FUN? I didn't put together this book to make you feel like you were
in grade school again, I did it to inspire you! So don't just use what I share
in this book, allow it to inspire you to develop your own "get laid" patterns,
poems, and stories! Let's face it, if it you ain't having fun with Speed
Seduction, you're FS%#ING yourself!!!
Some pitfalls and pratfalls went into making this a book you are actually
holding in your hands, so I feel compelled to thank some people who were there
for me when a couple of little armageddons occurred, and some folks who were a
great , inspiration for me.
First, I would not be able to bring this to you if not for Ross Jeffries, who is
someone I trust and whom I'm fortunate enough to call my friend (And I neither
"trust" nor keep "friends" much)
Brother Riker was kind enough to gather some of the stories I seemed to have
misplaced, and for taking the time to be a doctor to my computer when it was
ready to give birth to this book, and complications arose.
Thanks to Yates Canipe, who on top of being a wonderful energy to be around, is
just as important for this book being available. Thanks, Yates, dinner's on me
when you're in town!
Thanks to Richard Brodie, who gave me the idea to gather my stories and publish
them. You get a free meal too, Richard, whenever you're in The L.A. area!
Thanks to Brother Rick, Mr. "Banged 5 Babes In One Night" himself! He is a freak
of seduction that has to be seen in person to truly appreciate! I just wish I
could get away with wearing the kind of shirts he does!!!
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Thanks to Rene Ross, one of the most intelligent women I have ever met! (And I
swear to God she always finds a front row parking space no matter what mall
we've gone to!!!) She has a way of seeing new angles I never considered, and is
truly the best friend I have ever known. Thank you "Imzadi."
Thanks to Tabby Jean Tigress, for allowing me, a lowly human, to breathe the
same air as she does. I thank her for all, her love and purring, and for
accepting my gifts of toys and shrimp.
And finally, I want to thank Merline Forrester, a diamond in a city full of cut
glass.
Of course I don't need to mention that I thank all the Brothers on the Speed
Seduction E-Mail List, for all the input and inspiration, so l won't mention it
after this mention of not mentioning it. Oh, hey. by the way, did I mention...
;-)
Enjoy this book, have fun with what you learn, and SARGE ON!
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"Sarging a Songbird"
My Brothers, here is a partial transcript from the latest success that I had.
She is a singer, so naturally I used that in my patterns. I started this
transcript at the point where she first revealed herself to be a singer, and
ended it where we both agreed on a "coffee break"
ME: "So, if I were to ask you what gives you the most fulfillment, what would
you reply?"
HER: "The most? Singing at the clubs I get booked at, without a shred of doubt!
That instant gratification of hearing their appreciation, for my singing, gives
me a rush, a legal high."
ME: "I imagine it's as if you have an incredible connection with the entire
audience. Here you are, feeling that rush, and as that feeling gets stronger,
inside, right now, you don't want to walk away from this. You know there's a
connection here." (1)
HER: "Exactly! It's like this high. I don't do drugs, but it's like a drug. It's
an addiction, a legal addiction. But I know that the only way I'm going to get
that high I'm looking for, is if I give the audience a great show. When I do
that, they reward me with their applause. So I look at it, like me and the
audience are giving each other a gift."
ME: "And isn't that an incredible gift to give? It's just like you're sharing a
private moment, with only them. I mean, in this moment, no one else exists, but
you, and whoever is right in front of you. And before you even let one single
note flow from your lips, before you allow your gift to be given, you just STOP,
and ask yourself, what would be the most rewarding feeling to have right now?
And as you allow that feeling to rise to the surface, feeling it get stronger,
and stronger, until finally, you can feel the most incredible connection, as you
look straight ahead, and give your gift to those who can really appreciate it."
(2)
HER: "Wow! That was beautiful. Please tell me you write songs! (she laughs)
ME (laughing): "If it will allow me to have even half the energy I can see
rushing through your eyes right now, I'll learn to write songs."
HER: "My eyes? That's a unique way of putting it, I like that. Most people
comment on me having a lot of energy in my smile or something."
ME: "Your smile is but a back up singer, to the spiritual song of your eyes."
HER (Smiling): "Ooh, say that again, I want to write that down." I touch her
arm, and repeat, "Your smile is but a back up singer, to the spiritual song of
your eyes." (3)
HER: "I like that. You must impress quite a few women with your words."
ME: "Only the ones who can fully appreciate, that my words rush out, based on
who is inspiring me."
HER: "I bet your girlfriend must love to hear your words."
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ME: "She used to. But then her. hearing started going, so I took her to the
doctor and had her put to sleep." (4)
She laughs.
ME (with mock sadness): "It broke Tiny heart, but I knew she wouldn't be in pain
anymore."
HER (still laughing): "You are so terrible!"
ME: "Did I mention she had cataracts too?"
HER (touching my arm and laughing): "Stop that."
ME: "Actually, I'm still looking for.that unique woman who can offer me the same
long term adventure, that I give."
HER: "Maybe your standards are too high, for them?"
ME: "Maybe. If it's one thing I've learned; living in L.A. all my life, it's
that beauty is common. I could walk outside my front door, and chances are a
beautiful woman would walk by within just a few minutes. So, for me, a woman has
to have more to offer me, than just her beauty. She has to have the ability to
allow that sense of adventure to come out. This world is filled with people who
are ("nearly interested in having an exciting adventure. But if you just do it,
and you find your own reasons for why this has to happen right now, the chances
of capturing my attention long term, increases dramatically." (5)
HER: "What kind of adventure are you talking about?"
ME: "That kind of adventure where you go deep inside yourself, and pull up all
those exciting feelings you had, when you were younger. Can you remember a time,
when you had a deep fascination about experiencing something new? And the more
you look at this, the more you convince yourself that this is an opportunity you
want to grab hold of, right now. Because you know you deserve this gift, so you
just go for it, without having to think about it." (6)
She didn't answer at first, and just looked at me with eyes that were now
getting very shiny. Then she let out a, "Mmm." And then said: "Yeah, I can think
of a few things."
ME (tapping my finger on her wrist): "Can you feel that to be the kind of
adventure you want to enjoy over and over. With me, that's the greatest gift you
can give yourself. (7)
HER: "Yeah. I'd like that."
ME (looking at my watch): "Oh, is it that time already? That sure flew by.
Listen, I have a previous engagement I need to go to. It's too bad we didn't
have the chance to talk longer. I found it very refreshing. Thank you for the
gift of your time." (8)
HER: "Yeah. I had a nice time."
ME (looking as though I was thinking): "Let's meet later, for coffee or
something. Is seven good for you, or would seven thirty' be better?"
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HER: "Oh, actually, tonight is bad. I have a gig tonight."
ME: "Oh, well. I guess the adventure ends here, huh?" (9)
HER: "Well, are you free tomorrow? We could meet sometime in the afternoon, like
one or so."
ME: "I might be able to manage that, sure. Is there a number where you feel
comfortable with me calling you?"
HER: "Oh, yeah. Do you have a pen?"•" `'
That was yesterday. Today I called her and we arranged to meet at one this
afternoon. The end result was a blowjob, as I fingered her, in the back seat of
her car, in the parking lot. (She said the risk of getting caught was a huge
rush for her) I'm going to a club she's singing at Friday, and I'll bet my copy
of Amazing SpiderMan # 121 that I bang her!
Bishop
The good news is, I got laid Friday night.
The great news is, it was the singer I mentioned.
The unexpected news is, a "YesterLAY" named Kristen. I bagged months ago, was
also at the fuckin' club!!!!
(And before you get excited, no, they didn't join forces and pull a threesome
with me)
What would you think the odds, would be of Kristen and the singer knowing each
other???? They fuckin' KNEW EACH OTHER!!!! This is the first time I've run into
this kind of situation, and was curious as to what may transpire.
Long story short, Kristen turned out to be engaged, to a pretty cool fitness
instructor, and she introduced me to him as. "A wonderful adventure I had."
(This dude could've broke my ass in three places, but apparently they have a
VERY tolerant relationship about each other's past. My ass thanks them, and
plans to go half's with me on a wedding gift for them)
And the greatest part is, all I had to do, pattern-wise, on "singer", was link
the high she had from singing on stage that night, to me! That was it! Kristen
had apparently told "singer" some good stuff, because I swear I ran ONE pattern,
anchored that feeling to me, and after the show, BOOM, she wanted to fuck on the
goddamn roof of the club. (For all you romantics out there, be warned, it was so
cold on that fuckin' roof, my dick couldn't stay hard!) This chick was bound and
determined to fuck in an odd, yet sexy, location. So we found seminal success at
a High School, in the football field. (Don't ask why, I damn sure didn't care to
know) (10)
Not as cock-hardening as my previous success stories, but perhaps this will
serve as a reminder that sometimes, two separate chicks, on two separate
occasions, who both know each other, might work in your favor at times.
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"Banging a Blabbering Babe!"
There was this HB named Janice (25. Blonde. Green eyes, 38D bra size I "came" to
learn) that I had been trying to bed off and on for weeks, but kept running into
obstacles. For starters, she seemed to be the one who wanted to dominate the
conversation, which made completing a pattern on her a tad difficult. Another
obstacle was that whenever I tried getting her to visualize, she claimed to not
be able to "see" the images in her mind. Long story short, I finally wised up
and let her ramble on, thus revealing to me her "key words" and values. And I
overcame the "I don't see images in my head" situation, by asking her a simple
question one time about a vacation she took. I asked her what the place looked
like from her Hotel balcony, and when she described it, in fine detail even, I
asked her how she remembered all that. She replied. "I was so captivated by it,
the image just ironed itself onto my mind."
Ah-HA! So if I could get her CAPTIVATED, I could get her to accept seeing images
in her mind. The following is what I used on her a few days ago to finally get
some success. It's not all verbatim, but most of it is, and it DID just happen
recently, so the main stuff if still fresh in my mind. I should mention that the
vast majority of the time I see her, is when she's outside having a cigarette (I
don't usually go for smokers, but you have to see the beautiful boobs on this
lusty lass) (1)
I started off with a little humor, and said to her as she was smoking, "Oh, I
see your smoke alarm went off."
A couple of minutes of fluff talk followed, some of which was about how tired
she was from the long shift she was working (she's a Nurse) and how she plans to
go to San Diego on her day off.
ME: "Really? Do you plan to visit Seaport Village while you're down there?"
HER: "I don't know, mainly I Just want to relax. Why, what's there?"
ME: "There are some shops all through there, but what I like about it, are the
spots where you can sit back and JUST RELAX YOUR MIND. I mean, have you ever
made yourself JUST STOP for a moment to enjoy the great things that are right in
front of you? (I pointed to myself at "right in front") Janice replied that she
had never had the time to do all that, and that she found it hard to relax for
very long periods of time. I asked her if she was able to relax on that
CAPTIVATING vacation she took, to which she replied, "Well, yeah, but that was
someplace far from around here, it was different." I probed, and discovered that
what she found most "captivating" about her vacation, was that she wasn't being
hit on all the time by guys who just wanted to be breast-fed. She talked herself
right into my web, because she revealed EXACTLY what a guy would have to do to
get her attention. The simplified list is: His first compliment to her is NOT a
compliment about her looks, but rather her "energy". He NOT offer to buy her a
drink, but would allow her to buy HIM one when she offered. He must be funny and
not take himself too
seriously. And instead of asking HER out, he has to let it be HER idea. (2)
JACKPOT!!!!
As soon as she finished, I threw in some humor by saying, "Yeah, that's pretty
much what I look for in a guy too." Naturally she laughed. Then I said to her,
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ME: "I bet you get a lot of compliments about your energy too, right? I mean,
how could they not notice it?"
HER (shrugging her shoulders): "They do sometimes, but mostly they must see my
energy in my chest, because that's where they keep staring."
ME: Your chest? I admit it's nice and all, but while their eyes are down there
I'm surprised they don't compliment you on that pretty charm on your necklace.
The beautiful blue is what color I imagine your energy must be." (3) (the charm
is of 2 seahorses that are holding a Tanzanite stone)
HER (with a look of pleased surprise) "I dated a guy, named Frank, who thought
the same thing about the color. Thank you."
ME: "I assumed that's why you bought it, for the matching color." Janice went on
for a few minutes about how it was a gift from a female friend when they and a
few other friends went to the islands of St. Martin. But that she had never
given her "energy" a color; so.. she didn't associate it that way until she met
Frank. They had dated for several weeks, but he traveled a lot, so the
relationship fizzled.
At this point, I didn't want to linger, so I said that I enjoyed our little
conversation, and that I had to get back to work.
An hour or so later, I ran into Janice down the hall. She looked very busy, but
said to me, "Can you hold here for a minute? I'll be right back." I decided to
wait, curious as to what she wanted. When she returned, she said, "You were
telling me about Seaport Village. What were you saying there was to do down
there?" This was a small breakthrough for me, because she had NEVER brought up
to me any of our past conversations.
She said that she had a couple of minutes, but then she had to get back to work.
I made the best of it, and said back her own key words. And the great thing was,
she shut up the whole time!!!
ME: "Well, the view from all around, is truly CAPTIVATING. There are boats in
the bay, that if you watch them long enough, it will make you JUST RELAX AND
STARE FASCINATED BY WHAT YOU SEE (I point to myself) There are sidewalk vendors
who spray paint truly amazing scenes on canvas, and I guarantee you'll NOTICE
SOME FEATURE THAT CAPTURES YOUR ATTENTION <- (pointing to myself) and makes you
smile, (she smiled when I said that) But the great thing about Seaport Village,
are not the many shops, or the relaxing areas for you to enjoy the view, but the
fact that you FEEL A ENERGY THAT EXCITES YOU and makes you FEEL VERY PLEASED
INSIDE. I find that when I'm there, and I ALLOW THOSE FEELINGS TO TAKE CHARGE,
it's like you can JUST STOP, and REMEMBER HOW GOOD YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW. WITH ME.
it's a place I enjoy over and over." (4)
Then I added with a grin, "But there might be a lot of guys there who'll be
hitting on you the entire time."
I nearly popped a boner right there when she said, "Well, if you don't mind
going with me, they'll leave me alone, right?"
I wanted to say, 'HELL YEAH! right then and there, but wanted to make sure
nothing went sour, so I anchored it by taking her hand and saying, "Can you feel
that as being the kind of time you'd enjoy?" She said, "Sure, we'll have fun." I
didn't say yes right then, but instead said, "I'm pretty sure I can make it, but
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let me double check my schedule, because I know I have plans around that time."
I found her later, and said, "Just as I thought, I can make it. Those other
plans are for the day after." I said that, so I had an out in case things didn't
quite work out that night.
Well, last night was the day we spent together, and it was BEAUTIFUL! I fired
off the anchor I set that one night in the hall, then recited my personal
version of the "Ajibawa Indian" story Ross gives in the tape series (I believe
it's the Advanced Seduction tape series) and anchored those feelings by griping
her left forearm, and running my thumb up and down. I'm excited to report that
we made hot, passionate, monkey love at an Embassy Suites right across the
street from Seaport Village. And I even tried out that pussy eating technique
Ross shared, it worked VERY well I must admit!
Pants off to Ross! Thanks for some excellent stuff, that got me the muff.
"That's my opinion, but you're welcome to it."
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