Table Of Contentspartans in the chunnin exams
by Kamakasie
Category: Halo, Naruto
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Characters: Naruto U.
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2011-10-19 10:25:32
Updated: 2012-07-09 16:08:14
Packaged: 2016-04-27 02:56:33
Rating: M
Chapters: 12
Words: 15,533
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Summary: just like the summary says exept that the spartans are my
friend and i with obitoforever as our A.I so read and reveiw rated M
for future swearing and sex jokes
1. Chapter 1
**HELLO HELLO AND HELLO THIS IS KAMAKASIE WITH ANOUTHER STORY I FELT
LIKE WRITING WITH MY FRIEND JAMES AND OBITO FOREVER**
***OBITO FOREVER WALKS IN HOLDING HAMMER* **
**OF: THAT AND I THREATENED TO USE THIS ON HIM**
**KK: ILL BE GOOD**
**OF: DAM STRAIGHT YOU WILL!**
**KK:WELL WITHOUT FURTHER ADU HERES THE STORY! **
Cameron and James were sitting on the couch playing their new
favourite game, Halo Reach; it had been a week since the game had
first come out so it was pretty exciting to be playing the
game.
"HEADSHOT!" yelled James as he, yet again, got the last kill for the
team Cameron turned to his friend and said
"how the hell do you do that?"
"skill my friend, skill" the other boy replied he ran his hand
through his light brown hair and smiled making his stubble and slight
side burns more prominent.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever" said the other boy his nearly full grown
sideburns sticking out. Both of the fifteen year old boys were
staying at Cameron's house for the night and they were pulling a halo
reach all-nighter on the Xbox 360. Cameron threw down his controller
and slipped onto his spot on the mattress he had dragged out of his
room. James flicked off the Xbox and slipped into his sleeping bag on
the couch.
Cameron pulled out his Naruto Manga and started reading it when James
said "imagine if chief or something where teleported to where-ever it
is naruto's from"
"the village hidden in the leaves you mean?" said Cameron correcting
him "but yeah I know what you mean it'd be cool"
"yeah" was all the other kid said as he fell asleep
Cameron put his Manga away and fell asleep thing of how cool it would
be to be a Spartan in Naruto.
"hey Cameron wake up" said a voice
"leave me alone" grumbled Cameron
"Cameron get up now!" said the voice insistently then he heard a
clang and a 'shields recharging'. Cameron bolted upright to see what
he never though he would see in his life. A real life Spartan!
"holy shit!" said Cameron
"yeah well look at yourself too!" said a voice from inside the
armour
"James?"
"The one and only!" said James posing in his armour he was wearing
his normal halo reach custom armour. He had the commander helmet on
with the Grenadier chest and Commander Shoulder pads.
Cameron looked down at his chest which had some mesh and a knife on
it, he looked at his right hand at the tac-pad now covering it he
brought up the option 'armour' on it and looked at what he was
wearing he had the ODST helmet with the full attachments and ODST
shoulders.
Cameron stood up and looked around where they were standing. They
were in a hanger of some sort Cameron looked around seeing an
assortment of different vehicles and a door labelled 'armoury'
Cameron's first instincts were 'guns, need big guns!' James stood
beside Cameron as he looked at the door. Cameron looked at the pad on
the front which said
'Password'
"Dammit" said Cameron and started randomly punching in numbers before
a note came up saying 'hint, normal password'
"Oh" was all Cameron said punching in the same password he used since
he was little
9
2
5
0
And miraculously the door opened for him, James turned to him and
said
"How'd you do that?"
"skill my friend, skill"
The doors hissed open and James rushed inside yelling
"Dibs on sniper!" and when Cameron went in behind his friend he had
already gotten the sniper rifle strapped to his back and was now
waiting with DMR in his hands
"ok you can have them" said Cameron and walked over to another rack
and pulled out a shotgun and a Spartan laser "and while your sniping
I'll be FIRIN MAH LAZOR!"
The two laughed for a bit till Cameron said
"so where are we?"
"well I checked the scanners but they kept saying 'unidentified
area"
"Hold on for a second have you even been outside?"
"Hell no, I don't wanna get jumped by Coveys or worse the
flood!"
"god for an awesome gamer you sure are a pussy"
"hey when I have unlimited spawns then we'll talk about
heroics"
"pussy"
"asshole"
The two glared from beneath their helmets then burst out
laughing.
"well let's see where we ended up" said James as he walked towards
the door
"wait I have a better idea" Cameron said sprinting off around a
corner, all james could hear was a low rumbling sound then Cameron
sped around the corner in the best vehicle in Halo
The gauss warthog. James ran over to the door controls and flipped
them on the doors started to rumble open. Cameron jumped out of the
driver's seat and ran into the armoury yelling
"we nearly forgot something!" he ran back in holding to Energy swords
in there 'off' mode James grabbed one and stuck it too his side and
said
"Okay, are we moving out now?"
"Hell yeah!"
The two of them entered the warthog as the doors finally raised all
the way. James yelled out
"Times up let's do this!" the two then yelled out in load
voices
"LEEEERROOOOOOY JJEEEENNKINS"
Cameron floored the gas pedal and the two sped out of the
hanger
James fired off a few rounds into the air and yelled
"DAKKA DAKKA!" they were suddenly stopped by a man wearing a mask and
an ANBU uniform, and by stopped I mean he stood in front of the
warthog and hoped it wouldn't crush him
"Halt!" the ANBU yelled "who are you?"
Cameron recognised the Uniform Immediately and notified James
"Their ANBU black ops! The Naruto verses elite
Ninja's"
"seriously?"
"yeah"
While the two of them were having their conversation the ANBU was
getting a little annoyed he threw a Kunai at James which bounced off.
he pointed the gauss cannon at the ANBU who was starting to feel very
nervous
"I was having a polite conversation you asshole"
"James let me handle this" Cameron said from behind the wheel "I am
sorry for the mistake but we are here for the Chunnin exams" he
prayed that the ANBU would believe him
"what village?" asked the ANBU
"the village hidden in the steel" said Cameron. James came on the
intercom
"_the village hidden in the steel?"_
"_hey best I could come up with"_
The ANBU looked at the two and said
"Well I have a few questions first" said the ANBU "first where is
your third teammate?"
"Right here" said a female voice and a hologram was projected out of
James' helmet camera of a teenage girl with numbers scrolling up and
down her body "my name's Shelly"
"_shelly-chan? That you as in obito forever!"_
"_yep this is the second time I was teleported here wait how do you
know me?"_
"_I'm Kamikasie!"_
"_Oh my god really!" _the A.I girl squealed before saying
"_so any idea why I'm a glowie person?"_
"_seems your an A.I"_
"_a what what now?"_
"_later"_
"right" the ANBU was saying, a little shaken up "and where is this
village hidden in the steel I have never heard of it"
"its relatively new" said Cameron "and as for where it is well its
hidden as per the name"
"we specialize in armour and new technologies" finished James
"and is that your symbol?" asked the ANBU pointing to the fire group
phoenix symbol on their shoulders (look it up on but for those to
lazy it's an outline of a phoenix on top of the outline of a circle
with drips on the bottom)
"yes" said Cameron quickly "the phoenix represents our rebirth from a
savage people to a unified village and the dripping circle is the
steel we forge"
"_Good save man"_ said James over the intercom
"_I know and now we get to be In the Chunnin exams!"_ Cameron said
with excitement
"Ok go on through" the ANBU said "just try not to hit anyone with
your carriage okay?"
"right" they both chorused
"and you guys better hurry the exams start tomorrow" the ANBU said
and jumped out of the way
"pedal to the metal?" asked Cameron
"yep" said James grinning
Cameron slammed his foot onto the gas and the warthog's wheels spun
as it drove towards the way Cameron assumed the village was.
"do you know where your going?" asked James worriedly he knew his
friend didn't have the best sense of direction
"I'm following a map" replied Cameron "how can I not? And failing
that there's a waypoint marker on the HUD, see?"
"well if your sure" said James "hey Cameron"
"yeah" do you reackon we have armour abilities?" James questioned
"I can answer that for you" said Shelly "you have most of the armour
abilities in built with the exception of the jet pack because as you
will see they are over here" and she put to waypoint markers on
jetpack under the two seats. Cameron was silent before he said
"I though you said you never played halo?"
"oh I don't" said shelly "and for some reason I know about all this
stuff its really cool, for instance did you know that James is
currently thinking about if having the hots for a hologram is weird
or not"
James went a bright red under his helmet
"wait so your in my head?"
"pretty much" said shelly "its pretty dirty in here"
"shut up….anyway how long till we're there?"
"half an hour unless you wanna use jetpacks" said Shelly
"oh cool, wanna enter the village in style then?" asked James
"you mean dynamic entry?" asked Cameron excitement in his
voice
"fine" said James "just pull over somewhere"
"what about thieves?" asked Cameron "they could take the car"
"they wont touch it" said Shelly "it'll put three thousand volts of
electricity through their bodies"
"no we can't try it James" Cameron said before James could speak he
pulled over and parked the car behind a tree and put a load of
branches and stuff so it would hide it, Cameron looked at his work
proudly before James said
"Shouldn't we have taken the jet packs BEFORE we covered it
up?"
"…..shut up" Cameron Replied
The two spent the next hour getting the gear out of the car and
re-covering it up
"How much fuel we got in the packs Sam" asked James testing it out a
little
"hm anomaly it seems the fuel won't run out" the A.I said
confused
"Unlimited jet packs? Sounds good to me" said James and took off
boosting Cameron followed suite and they were soon at the
village.
The two gaurds heard a strange whooshing noise before a metallic
voice called out one of Might guys favourite lines
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" two armoured beings dropped out of the sky and
landed on the pavement with a loud crack the two guards jumped back
in surprise before one of the two said
"oh hi my names James Bretag and that's Cameron Crook, we're here for
the Chunnin exams"
"uh" one of the guards replied "well go on through just don't cause
any trouble okay?"
"We won't" the two chorused together
As the two were walking away they rounded a corner to see a teenager
in a black jumpsuit and a girl with sandy blonde hair and a large fan
on her back the guy in the black jumpsuit had a weird package on his
back that was wrapped in bandages. The boy was currently holding a
small boy up. James was about to rush in and pound the guy when
Cameron had a better idea
"James go hit on the girl I'll get the kid" Cameron looked at his
Tac-Pad before pressing some buttons and going on the intercom and
saying
"Active camouflage ftw!"
James grinned under his helmet before taking it off and swaggered up
to the girl and said
"Hey good lookin, how you doin?" the girl blushed a bright red and
the guy holding the kid swivelled his head to look at the stranger
before saying
"Hey are you hitting on my sister!"
"Were you going to hurt the kid?" James replied staring down at the
guy
"_Huh seems I'm taller cause I'm in my Spartan suit"_ he mused to
himself
"What! No I was just talking to him!" the kid said angrily
"And I was 'just talking' to your sister" said James flatly before
they suddenly realised that the kid was floating in mid-air. Cameron,
who was still in camouflage, whispered into the kids ear
"listen just say what I say and you'll be fine" the kid nodded and
repeated what he said
"how dare you hurt the grandson of the third Hokage, Konohamaru
Sarutobi! You should be punished for your insolence!" all of a sudden
Cameron Flared his Shield's
"meet my guardian the invisible death!" the kid was put back on the
ground as Cameron activated his energy sword the air shimmered and
all everyone could see was a glowing sword.
"**WHO DARES ATTACK MY MASTER!" **Cameron said through a voice
changer **"I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND HANG YOU UPSIDE-DOWN
FROM A TREE WITHOUT YOUR SKIN!" **
"i-i-im sorry" said the boy backing off "I didn't know he was the
Hokage's Grandson!"
"**SO IF HE WASN'T YOU WOULD HAVE STILL DONE IT!" **said Cameron in
his changed voice
"Yes I mean no I mean…" he trailed off as he heard James laugh and
say
"Okay Cameron you can stop no I think emo kid in the trees wants to
talk to us"
"aw I was having fun!" said Cameron coming out of active camouflage
and disengaging his sword
Konohamaru was rolling on the floor laughing his ass off and even the
guys sister was giggling a little
"wait which Emo wants to talk to me?" Cameron asked "redhead or
duckbutt?"
"what?" asked James
"hairstyle" said Cameron "is he a redhead or does he have hair that
looks like a ducks rear end?"
"oh duck butt" James said
"sasuke" Shelly spat
Said boy jumped down from a tree as a blonde haired shinobi raced
around the corner.
"wow he's pretty dam short" said James while putting his helmet back
on
"James lets go" he said over the private intercom "sasuke's just
gonna want the armour and Naruto is gonna challenge us to a
fight"
"but I wanna see gaara" said shelly joining in the conversation
"you mean the emo dude that controls sand?" said James
"HE'S NOT EMO! He's just a little quite" said shelly sending a jolt
of electricity down James' body causing him to jump
"for such a pretty girl you sure have a temper" said James
"he tries to kill people to 'prove his existence'" said Cameron
"anyway that's not the point let's just go you'll meet gaara soon
enough we're entering the exams"
"It starts tomorrow so we need to find accommodations for the
duration of the exams" Cameron said in a serous manner
"you sounded so much less uptight on " grumbled Shelly but she
couldn't deny his logic in the matter.
**KAMAKASIE: WELL THAT WENT WELL**
**JAMES: I'LL SAY**
**OBITO FOREVER: HOW COME I BARELY MADE AN APPEARANCE!**
**KK: CAUSE I HAD TO ADD YOU IN RIGHT AT THE END **
**JAMES: SO WHOS THE CHICK I WAS TALKING TO?**
**OF: IS HE FOR SEROUS?**
**KK: SADLY YES HE ONLY PLAYS HALO ALL DAY AND MAKES LEGO
GUNS….**
**OF…..**
**JAMES:…SHUTUP**
2. Chapter 2
**YO HOW ARE MY FAVOURITE READERS? THIS IS THE SECOND CHAPTER OF MY
STORY OF MY FRIENDS AND I IN NARUTO **
**OBITOFOREVER: AM I GUNNA MAKE MORE OF AN APPEARANCE NOW!**
**KK: YES NOW YOU CAN NOW PUT DOWN THE GUN AND…**
**OF:AWW WHY *lowers overly large gun***
**KK: BECAUSE I CANT WRITE WITH IT POINTD AT MY FACE**
**OF: FINE *PUTS GUN AWAY* BETTER NOW?**
**KK: YES THANK YOU, LETS START THE STORY!**
Cameron and James walked into the two person apartment Cameron
complained about having to use money he had saved up on this. Shelly
had found out she could control James' armour as she was an A.I and
was now having fun with this new found skill
"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting
yourself!" she was saying while making James punch himself
"Why are you doing this!" he shouted between punches
"Cause you were thinking dirty thoughts!" she replied
Cameron was simply sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to
get the armour off so he could take a shower, he was having trouble
with the chest piece at the current moment and was now on the floor
trying to pry the armour off when shelly (still making James punch
himself) said
"You know there's a switch inside your suit for that"
Cameron stopped waging war on his armour for a moment before finding
the switch and flicking it
"hehe thanks" Cameron looked down and said "wow check it out, I'm
buff!" and turned around and showed the two James looked and said
"awesome" while Shelly got a secret nosebleed in her little 'hologram
body'
"well the exams are tomorrow" said James "so are you guys gonna tell
me what they include?"
"well first exam I a written test" said Cameron sitting up on the
couch while James sat next to him shelly made James put his helmet
face them so she could activate her hologram
"but the real reasoning behind it is information gathering" Shelly
said
"There are chunnins placed around the room and if you get caught
cheating then you and your team are disqualified" Cameron said then
smiled "I have a plan James" the two put their heads together and
started talking as shelly said
"Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to like this" she grumbled
and listened in
DAY OF THE EXAMS!
Cameron walked through the doors with James besides him and walked up
the stairs there was a small crowd gathered around a door with two
boys standing there stopping people getting in james turned to
Cameron and said
"that's not right this is the second floor yet that says 303"
"I know they put a genjutsu up just don't notify the less people we
have to fight the less the better"
Right on cue team seven walked around the corner and sasuke being the
'Elite Uchiha' he was had to show off and waltzed right up to them
and was about to tell them how foolish they were when an invisible
hand suddenly clamped over his mouth and before he could say anything
a wisper was heard
"dont even think about telling everyone, this was set up for a
reason!" the voice hissed "just tell your team and go don't bother
with this egotistical shit" he felt the pressure on his mouth go nd
turned to Naruto and Sakura and said
"they're using a genjutsu lets go before anyone else realises" the
two other temamates nodded and kept walking as the Spartan watched in
active camopflage
"why'd you help them?" said shelly to Cameron
"I wanted to skip the whole 'Naruto blows the cover' thing"
