Everyday Cards

25 Pages·2016·26.23 MB·English

2023 GREETING CARD CATALOG
Made in the USA Printed on Recycled Paper using Vegetable Based Inks
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9255. At our age, no nude is good 9253. Can you play the one Inside: Hope this year has you singing a happy tune! Have a
nude! Happy Birthday! about the squirrel that got away? great Birthday!

9252. Hope you have the pre- 9251. Getting older’s like that. 9249. Have an Appy Birthday!
scription for a very Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

9248. If you must know a Inside: HAPPY BIRD DAY! 9247. When using the self check
Pterodactyl bought you! out lane is exciting! Happy Birthday!

9245. We wouldn’t survive it a 9244. Hard to believe you’re a year 9242. Another year older but who
second time! Happy Birthday! older! Happy Birthday! can tell? Happy Birthday!
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9241. Quiet’s for the birds! Make 9239. Let’s review some texting Inside: Happy Birthday to YOU!
some noise and have a Happy abbreviations for seniors...
Birthday!

9238. Get something nice for 9237. Get back to nature on your 9235. Warm Wishes for a Happy
yourself! You’re worth it! birthday! Birthday!
Happy Birthday!

9234. KING QUEEN Inside: When it comes to birthdays there’s always room for one more. 9232. Happy Birthday to someone
SLEEPS WITH A DOG who still looks like a spring chicken!

9231. JUST OLD SCHOOL! 9230. Actually the cat couldn’t 9225. Go Wild! Happy Birthday!
give a shit. Enjoy your birthday!
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9223. Whatever we want to do! 9222. Another year older and Inside: ...can be put off indefinitely! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! you’re still fantastic, which proves
that healthy decent living...

9221. You’ll have to see me for 9220. Speak up! It’s your 9216. Hope you don’t need any
the kisses! Happy Birthday! birthday! help having a Happy Birthday!

9215. I don’t recall being Inside: May your inbox be overflowing with Happy Birthdays! 9214. Don’t let anyone bother you
consulted about this working- on your birthday!
from-home situation.

9213. It’s your birthday, tear it up! 9211. ...but we’re non-practicing! 9210. At least your I.Q. is still
Happy Birthday! bigger than your age!
Happy Birthday!
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9209. Have a Happy 9208. When you celebrate your Inside: Hope you have a stress-free day! Happy Birthday!
Laugh-filled Birthday! birthday, remember to mask up!

9205. Cheers, it’s your birthday! 9203. ...the last time I tried it, I 9201. I hope you find everything
felt ten years older the very next you’re searching for. Happy Birthday!
day. Happy Birthday!

9200. I wish she’d get her Inside: May all your wishes come true! Happy Birthday! 9199. ...best to take it outside
own bed. and drink it with your bestie!

9197. ...OR WAS THERE A REALLY 9196. Wake up! 9195. May your birthday be full
HOT GUY ON THE COVER OF AARP? and have a Happy Birthday! of surprises of all sizes!
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9194. ...because it’s time for anothe r 9193. I’m off to meet the girls Inside: Salon, Saloon! Tomato, Tomahto! Happy Birthday!
trip around the sun! Happy Birthday! at the salon.

9191. ...and a little botoxie! 9190. ...but at a much slower 9189. ...but I’ll miss you!
Happy Birthday! pace! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

9188. On your birthday, some Inside: BORN TO BE WiLD... Avoid those people at all costs and 9187. Hope your birthday is
people frown on inappropriate Have a happy birthday! totally unreal!
behavior.

9185. All eyes are on you. 9184. ...FROM YOUR 105-POUND 9183. ...everyone can be a great
Happy Birthday! FRIEND! singer. Happy Birthday!
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9182. Hope your birthday is full 9181. Here’s to not even sweating 9179. ...and then you realize that
of surprises! the small stuff! Happy birthday! you went to school with them.
Happy Birthday!

9178. But at our age 9177. Enjoy the ride! 9176. Here’s hoping you reach
It’s rhetorical! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! alcohol nirvana! Happy Birthday!

9175. GO WILD, IT’S YOUR 9537. Happy Birthday to someone 9505. There’s no one quite like you.
who’s fun to be around! Happy Birthday!
BIRTHDAY!

9174. ...always lifts you up when 9172. Hope you’re showered 9171. At our age, there’s no time
you’re down and points you in the with goodies on your birthday! to lose! Happy Birthday!
right direction. Happy Birthday!
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9170. ...or did the supermarket 9169. ...but maybe there’s a hole 9168. It’s officially time to start
start playing great music? in your bag! Happy Birthday! keeping hard candy in your purse!
Happy Birthday!

9167. Have gallons of fun on 9166. Warm wishes for a 9163. You look great in anything!
your birthday! happy birthday! Happy Birthday!

9162. Birthday celebrations Inside: You just need to start a little bit earlier. 9161. Have a birthday that is
are still fun! bursting with fun!

9160. Make your mark! 9158. On your birthday, Inside: Now that’s what I call resistance training! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! refuse to work out!
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9155. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 9152. ...scrunch in! 9151. IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT!
...especially yours! Happy Birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

9150. ...ditch the ice and have 9149. My view on political Inside: Less politics, more parties! Happy Birthday!
a happy birthday! parties?

9148. EAT LOCALS Inside: Big, happy, healthy birthday wishes! 9145. You’re officially in the
dark ages! Happy Birthday!

9144. Served generously with wine. 9143. One size fits all! 9142. Hope you’re showered
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! with delight on your birthday!
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