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THE EASTERN PROGRESS
Vol. 71/No. 30 26 pages
April 29,1993 Student publication of Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Ky. 40475 i The Eastern Progress, 1993
Faculty senate to examine grading policy
Board of Regents meeting
to focus on budget in May
By DeVone Holt mendations concerning mid-term de- "High-risk students like freshmen, will ask students at our school and
Asst. news editor ficiency reports. transfer students and students with other schools what they think of the
Lee-Riffe said there have been deficiency GPAs should at least ben- system and how has it worked for Progress staff report are expected out the day of the
Mid-term deficiency reports, stu- noted problems with the mid-term efit from the reports," she said. them." board meeting.
dent senate's grading system resolu- reports in the past like advisers and The senate will also hear a sugges- Burcham said she thinks the stu- The Board of Regents will meet "If the board approves (Presi-
tions and elections for faculty senate students receiving the deficiency re- tion to establish a committee to study dents working along with the faculty May 22 to discuss and approve the dent Funderburk's) recommended
and its ad hoc committees lop the ports late and advisers not being able the effects of a new grading system. will help students better understand university's operating budget for budget, contracts will be mailed
agendaof the next faculty senate meet- to contact students to inform them of Tom Myers, adviser for Student what is likely to happen. the next fiscal year. out on May 22," Clark said.
ing May 3. their deficiencies. Senate, will introduce a resolution "We would be there so they
Jim Clark, director of planning The Board of Regents meeting
English professor Nancy Lee-Riffe "Students usually know if they're concerning the grading system spon- wouldn' t do anything without the stu-
and budget, said the budget guide- was originally scheduled for April
said Russ En/.ie, associate vice presi- doing bad in class," she said. "But sored by student senator Jonda dents knowing what they are doing,"
lines were released Monday and 26, but was postponed because the
dent for academic affairs, made a sometimes they don't make it to their Burcham. Burcham said.
that the budget-setting process was university was waiting to see if any
motion at the March 1 meeting to advisers to find out" Burcham's resolutions is designed Nominations for senate chair, sec-
going according to schedule. further cuts would be made to the
discontinue the mid-term deficiency Lee-Riffe said these problems and to have students work side-by-side retary and standing committees will
"We are trying to get i t wrapped budget, Clark said
reports. similar ones may hinder the effective- with faculty members to review the be accepted at next week's meeting.
up to get it to the Board of Regents "That's later than usual ' >r
Lee-Riffe said she made a motion ness of the reports but are not serious effects of the plus and minus systems Allen Engle, faculty senator, has
so they have rime to get it thor- Eastern but not as late as it is for
to establish an ad hoc committee to enough to discontinue them. at other schools. already been nominated for senate
review the mid-term reports in attempt Taking into consideration the pos- She said the administration hasn't chair, but other names will be ac- oughly reviewed before the May some," Funderburk said.
to dispute Enzie's suggestion. sibility of the reports being elimi- proven that it has taken an in-depth cepted at the meeting. meeting," Clark said. "If we get to it by the end of
She said the committee, if ac- nated for all students, Lee-Riffe said look into the system, it just reports on The chair- and secretary-elected The issuance of faculty con- May, we still have 30 days until the
cepted, will be composed of advisers, she would like to see the reports sal- thenumber of schools who have imple- nominees will replace Joan McGill tracts has been delayed by the post- fiscal year begins. Some schools
the registrar and the director of advis- vaged for at least a few select stu- mented the system. and Charles Hay, respectively. May 3 ponement of the meeting, but they don't finish until June."
ing and testing and will make recom- dents. Burcham said, "The committee and serve a one-year term.
Courses unaffected
AND THEY'RE OFF'
by proposed mergers
■ NAT. GSS, HUM Wachtel said. social science into history in the Col-
Rumors regarding the availability lege of Social and Behavioral Sci-
class offerings
of courses in the departments of social ences, and dissolve natural science
remain Intact science, humanities and natural sci- into biology, chemistry and physics in
ence spread across campus after ad- the College of Natural and Mathemati-
By Joe Castle ministrators unveiled plans to assimi- cal Sciences.
Graphics editor late those departments into others in Donald Batch, dean of the College
their respective colleges, Wachtel said. of Natural and Mathematical Sciences,
Never fear, NAT is here. "I was told there was some misun- said the idea to assimilate the depart-
At least for the fall semester. derstanding and confusion among ad- ment of natural science into other de-
Proposals from three university visers about whether or not those partments in his college has devel-
deans to alter the structure of the courses would be offered," Wachtel oped over a period of time.
departments under them will not said. "There are a lot of rumors float- "It is something that has been
change any course offerings for the ing around about those courses being evolving for several years," Batch said.
fall semester, Elizabeth Wachtel, di- canceled, but to the best of my knowl- 'Times have changed, economic con-
rector of academic advising and test- edge nothing has been decided." ditions have changed."
ing, said. If approved, the proposals would Dan Robinette, dean of the Col-
"Whatever son of reorganization combine the departments of humani- lege of Arts and Humanities, said his
might take place, it won't affect those ties and foreign languages in the Col-
courses being offered for the fall," lege of Arts and Humanities, dissolve SEE MERGERS. PAGE AS
Undercover investigation
leads to nine indictments
By Mark White the purpose of the investigation, said in the investigation include Ricky A.
News editor Wynn Walker, assistant director of Powell, 33, McKee, who works as a
public safety. nighi manager at the university bowl-
Nine indictments have been re- Walker said the drug purchases ing lanes.
turned by the Madison County Grand were made on campus. Powell was arrested and charged
Jury on drug-related charges naming a Walker said the investigation be- with two counts of trafficking in mari-
university staff member and four stu- gan with public safety's intelligence juana within 1,000 yards of a school,
dents. Eight arrests have been made information about various people they a class D felony, and possession of
in the investigation. knew or thought were dealing drugs marijuana.
On Tuesday April 20, the grand and led to the hiring of an undercover According to the indictment,
jury returned seven felony indict- officer, Robinson. Powell sold marijuana to Robinson on
ments and two misdemeanor indict- Funding for the operation was paid Oct. 29,1992. and on Dec. 3, 1992.
ments on drug charges ranging from in pan by a federal grant. Both incidents occurred in a class-
possession of marijuana to trafficking "We anticipate a real probability room building.
cocaine. of more indictments when some other Powell was arrested on a warrant
The indictments stem from a one- people both at the local and federal on April 21,1993, and a search of his
year undercover investigation by pub- level provide some more information. vehicle uncovered a bag of marijuana, Progress photo by BOBBI JO SHIELDS
lic safely. The investigation was We don't know when or how long, but according to a police report. Thoroughbred Darien Deacon and jockey Cralg Perret race around the track Saturday at
headed by Sgt. Dan Ferguson and we anticipate there is some more Students David Kenneth Hicks, Churchill Downs In Louisville during the Derby trial run. Deacon placed second behind
Officer Joy Robinson. people," Walker said. favored horse Cherokee Run In the race. The trials prepare eligible horses for the Derby.
Robinson was hired last year for One of those arrested and charged SEE INDICTMENTS. PAGE A5
Derby offers tradition, excitement for many
INSIDE
Q Yeeehaw! Daredevil Progress
By Chryssa I. Zizos which only 11 horses have managed to pull staffers take the plunge off a
Sports co-editor THE RUN FOR THE ROSES off. The other two races include the Preakness rappelling tower, while another
and the Belmont Stakes.
This Saturday, the 119th running of the Saturday, May 1—Churchill Downs, Louisville The Derby's 119-year history showcase is student documents what it's like
Kentucky Derby, the jewel of American sports, filled with great horses like Secretariat, Derby to get "bunged up."
will be held at Churchill Downs in Louisville. Post time, first race: 11 30 a.m. champion in 1973, with the fastest time in See page B3
just Tah rea cKe,e nitt iusc ak yc hDaeprtbeyr iins tmheu chhis tmoroyr eo ft htahne Derby 119: About 5:30 p.m. hAilsytoshrye ba(1, :i5n9 )1 9a8n7d, aTnrdi pSleu nCdraoyw Sni lewnicnen, eirn. Accent B1
Admission: Grandstand, $20;
world. In fact, if you have the opportunity to 1989, are two others that suck in our minds as Activities B5
attend this famous event Saturday (whether Clubhouse, $30; Infield, $20. great horse legends. Arts B3
you are interested in horse racing or not), it A $5 discount is offered for Last year's winners, Lil' E. Tee and Pat Classifieds A4
will remain forever in your mind as one of the tickets purchased in advance at Day, surprised many as they beat the race
People poll A3
most memorable two minutes in your sports the Intramural Office in Begley favorite, Arazi.
history. Arazi's run brought more publicity to the Perspective A2&3
Parking: Private lots vary from $3
Jim McKay, sports announcer for ABC Derby than ever before. Lil' E. Tec was still Preview B2
Wide World of Sports said, "There is no other to $5 for all day. 10th after a half-mile but secured room to the People B4
sporting event I like to cover more than the Progress graphic by TIM BLUM outside for the remainder of the 1 1/4-mile Sports B6.7&8
Kentucky Derby." classic to take the victory.
The Derby is fun for everyone. Whether citement of the Kentucky Derby." said Will- arid yellows helpadd to the festive atmosphere While in Louisville, if you're interested in
HmiTim...According to the
you are a virgin to thoroughbred racing and to iam Reed, a sports columnist for Sports Illus- of the Derby. checking out the Derby Festival, an over-
the mint julep, one of the joysof the Derby, or trated. The road for the thoroughbreds to the abundance of activities exist for you to enjoy. Associated Press Stylebook, the
whether you are Churchill Downs most val- One can not help but to get excited as Kentucky Derby is not an easy one. The steamboat race, the country music spec- bible of print journalism, plural for
ued costumcr, you will enjoy this spectacular thousands of people around you sing "My Old For the past 118 years, the premier assign- tacular, the 38lh Derby Festival Pegasus Pa- 'syllabus' is 'syllabuses,' not syllabi.
event just the same. Kentucky Home." The vibrandy colored tu- ment for any top thoroughbred has been to rade and the Derby Eve Jam combine to make
"I have always been thrilled with the ex- lips that engulf the grounds with beautiful reds capture all three legs of the Triple Crown, this a most exciting week to be in Kentucky.
A2 -Perspective
The Eastern Progress Thursday, April 29, 1993
THE EASTERN PROGRESS Mow is ^
THAT'S TWELVE
'•DEAP UEGK* TODAY/
Susan Gayle Reed Tim Blum
Editor Managing editor
Stephen Lanham, David Nereis Jenny Howard, Christina Rankln
Staff artists Copy editors
Opinions expressed herein are those of student editors or other signed writers and do not necessarily
represent the views of the university. Student editors also decide the news and informational content.
Eastern Kentucky University is an equal opportunity. Affirmative Action employer. Any complaints arising
by reason of alleged discrimination should be directed in writing to the Affirmative Action Officer, Million House,
Eastern Kentucky University or 622-1258.
EDITORIALS
Dead week?
Students need adequate time to prepare for exams
/"^ ive us a break! to be the week before finals begin when it is
^-* As usual this year, classes end on the unwritten rule that no major exams are
Thursday, and finals begin the very next scheduled or projects are due.
morning. But no such luck at this university.
Any student who now has an 8 a.m. At least not this semester.
Tuesday/Thursday class and a Thursday And not only do we have no time to
night class, will find himself in class until prepare for our finals, but we also have
nearly 9 p.m. and will still be smacked in professors at this university who violate the
the face by an 8 a.m. final. theory of dead week by making assignments
If the student grabs a luxurious five that are due the last week of classes and
hours of sleep, this who also schedule tests during that time.
3>*ttVAi '<^S
leaves him with a whop- We have found that a
ping six hours of study number of students on Editor bids farewell after #91
time to prepare. AT A GLANCE campus have at least
Even if students one test, project or
don't have a Thursday □ The issue paper that is due
Fair warning: This is a Buddha you do it And we're jealous as hell.
night class , most still While the last class of the se- during the week before column. Susan Gayle Good luck (and congratulations!)
have day-time classes on finals. A Buddha column, for those who Angie, you are the party girl. Never
mester meets at 6 p.m. to- Reed
Thursday. night, the first final meets at 8 It is as if finals are are not familiar, is a phrase coined by forget our crazy Chicago weekend or
Carol Wright, one of the all-time great- the Sieve Miller band. Good luck at
And three Thurs- a.m. tomorrow. not enough for stu- Reed all
est journalism teachers who died two the CV&T.
day classes have finals □ Our opinion dents to stress out years ago. about it Chryssa, you've quickly become
scheduled for the next about. Some professors I can't remember exactly how she one of my favorite friends. I think
morning.This schedule Having only 11 hours between want to go that extra phrased it, but the gist of it was that a ing board when you've just learned to you're great, and I know everything
for finals is ridiculous. the last class period and the academic mile and Buddha column is when "you can't swim. I'm eager to jump, and yet, it's will work out for you. Honest. Send
see any farther than your own big hard to let go. me postcards from D.C.
first final exam is simply not
What we would require even more navel sucking out in front of you, and So, being sentimental, before I Darren, it's been crazy, and at
like to know is who is enough time to adequately from students before you pick out the lint that nobody else plunge, I'm going to stick with tradi- times, interesting. You still owe me
the genius who came up prepare. Students deserve at finals commence. on the face of this planet gives a hoot tion and use this space to say a few lunch. Or is it the other way around?
least one day in between. about but you." parting words to some of the people Anyway, try to get your ads done
with this plan? But even if no profes- Though I will not graduate until who have come to be my close-knit, if without crying too hard. (Wah!)
It would have sors gave any assign- December, this is my last column, my somewhat dysfunctional, family. To the rest of my awesome staff:
made much more sense to start finals on ments that were to be last issue, as editor of The Eastern Tim, my partner in crime. It's been Thank you for making this year as
Progress. a hell of a year. It's not always been editor something I can look back on
Monday, which would allow students to use due during finals week, students would still
When I hit Eastern as a little green smooth sailing, but in the end we with a smile. (At least most of the
Friday as a "dead day." need— and deserve— a day off between freshman from nowhere in 1989, I always come together to put out a time.)
This would give students three days their last classes and the start-up of final remember watching former editors "skoonchy" paper. You are a design I've saved my last goodbye and
to study and/or have a much needed rest exams. Jennifer Feldman and Jeff Newton at guru. I'll miss you. thank you for the woman who is prob-
The Big Desks and thinking I would Joe, we started out as an awesome ably cringing as she reads this because
before tackling the final exam period. We hope that next year administra-
never be able to do it. team. Now, you 're an awesome friend. she didn't want me to write this Bud-
It would also give faculty more time tors will consider the problems that begin- Now, four years and 91 issues I know the paper will continue to be dha column to begin with.
to make out the finals and would give them ning final examinations the day after classes later, it's done. And I can honestly say great. Have fun with it. (And be sure to Doc, if ever I become anything
a chance to catch their breath before tack- causes and will consider trying to arrange that I'm proud of the job we did, even make deadline every week!) like die reporter I want to be, it will be
though few of the phone calls and Mark (sasquatch), you put up with because of you. There's so much I'd
ling the process of figuring final grades. for at least one day between the last class letters I've had to deal with this year more schtick than anyone, not even like to say to you, but I'll sum it up in
Dead week, in theory, is supposed and the first final. were fan mail. getting mad when I used your face for only two words.
Secrecy But it isn't our job to make people tennis ball practice. Good luck next Thank you.
happy, or to sing the praises of East- year. And stay away from outhouses. Now, I'm finished. I look forward
em. It is our job to present a fair and Amy, my sister, you are an incred- to next semester when I will Anally
credible source of news to this univer- ible talent, and 1 admire the way you find out what it's like to become a real
All disciplinary decisions should be open records sity. And now, for me, that job is done. take die world by the tail. You're my college student with time to do die
The thought of leaving this paper best friend, and I love you. Knock 'em things like study, sleep, have a social
and moving on to who knows what out at die Herald-Leader. life and make real money.
On March 15, the sunshine broke performance, financial aid or scholastic makes my heart beat just a bit faster, Jerry, thank you for making sure I At least until that gets boring and
through to campus media at the University probation" records, not disciplinary records. both with joy and a certain amount of never had a moment's worry about die I come running back into this office,
of Georgia when the Georgia Supreme This should be outstanding news to reluctance. It's like standing on a div- Arts pages. We all still wonder how looking for something to write.
Court ruled that the university's disciplinary all university students. Only when the
LETTERS FROM OUR READERS
board hearings and records must now be secrecy shadowing disciplinary hearings is
open to the public and the press. cast aside can students judge clearly for
This decision is a great landmark to themselves how fairly the justice is dis-
We need more from card they will be received better and make proud 10 be) student senator.
all college students and media because it pensed on our campuses. I have read with tremendous en- a commission on each sale. If this It really makes me sick when
now calls into question Eastern has tradition- thusiasm articles dealing with all situ- service is citywide, the university can people start running at the mouth and
whether other universities, ally closed its disciplin- ations on campus. I do appreciate the use this to promote enrollment. all they havcis diarrhea. I'm referring
including Eastern, have AT A GLANCE ary hearings to the press. information and respect the degree of In this age of computers, this can to the letter in April lSlh Progress
your reporting. be done, and is on other campuses. from Kelly Davis, who came to the
the right to close disci- One example occurred As in all things, degrees of impor- If the card is citywide, everyone las! senate meeting and passed out
plinary meetings to the □ The issue this semester when a tance should be considered, and here wins. Help each student. Give us the trash about what we have not done!
opportunity to decide where to shop Kelly, you should have done your
public. This is the first The Georgia Supreme Progress reporter was is another: The Colonel Card. Why
and where not to. homework. Where were you all year?
time a state supreme court Court has ruled that uni- denied access to hearings can't I use this service off campus at I didn' t sec you at any other meeting!
restaurants and other places, like John Hall
has considered the issue versity disciplinary board against a fraternity and a Why did you pick our last meeting to
Kmart or Wal-Mart? Commonwealth Hall
of the public's right to rulings are open records. sorority that were being If 4,000 students deposited $500 pass out your lies? Why didn' t you say
access of campus judicial □ Our opinion charged with hazing, per year, that equals $2 million. Who Senate does a good job somcth i ng when you were introduced?
Your student senators have done a
gets die interest on this deposit? If I
decisions. This is a great victory for even though the frater- have a greater variety of shopping and My name is Kelli L. McGowan, lot this year. You don't see most of it
The case was filed nity students who were use of my card, I'm happy. and I'm a nontraditional/transfer/full- for two reasons. First, we can't put a
by UofG's student news- students and media. We being charged wanted If at the end of the semester EV- time student and mother of two chil- resolution though the senate and ex-
paper, The Red & Black, hope all campuses will the reporter present. L&lQhL QUITS TAKING dren. I am also a Girl Scout leader and pect it to be law. After we pass a
soon win this fight. CHECKS, how do I live? I would not trainer and involved in the Cub Scouts, resolution, it goes to the council on
after a university board Campus disciplinary be worried because I could purchase an active member of the Presbyterian student affairs. If they pass it or/and it
denied reporters access to boards carry a weighty items everywhere with my card. If Church, participating in the bell choir goes to committees or/and die Board
student court hearings involving hazing responsibility. We think this responsibility Eastern offers the service citywide. and the singing choir. I am also a (and Continued on next page
charges against fraternities. and fairness should be monitored to ensure
GUIDELINES FOR LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
The court found that open meetings that no misconduct or bias occurs. Having
laws applied to the judicial board because it the meetings open also lends more integrity
was a "governing body" and acted on behalf and credibility to the process. The Eastern Progress en- and must contain the author's Letters should be mailed to
of the state Board of Regents. We are extremely pleased and courages readers to write let- signature, address and telephone The Eastern Progress, 117
The school argued that the meetings excited at the Georgia Supreme Court's ters to the editor on topics of number. Carbon copies, photo- Donovan Annex, Eastern Ken-
interest to the university com- copies a'nd letters with illegible tucky University, Richmond, Ky.
and records should be kept closed because decision. Since open records laws in Ken- munity. signatures will not be accepted.
40478.
of the Buckley Amendment, a 1974 law that tucky and Georgia are fundamentally simi- Letters submitted for publi- Unsigned letters will not be ac-
cation should be typed and no cepted. The Progress reserves the
prohibits schools from releasing certain lar, we hope it is only a short matter of time PHONE: [phone] or
longer than 200 words. The right to reject any letter.
education records without that student's before the same goal of open records and Progress may condense letters The deadline for submitting a 6221882
consent. But the court found that the law meetings will be achieved at Eastern, as over 200 words. Letters should letter is noon Monday prior to FAX: [phone]
applies only to "individual student academic well as at other universities. be addressed to the newspaper Thursday's publication.
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The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 29,1993 A3
Another view
PEOPLE POLL
UPS & DOWNS
By Jennifer Barney
What do you hold as the most memorable event on campus this year?
"Different church
"Student social
Up to: Up to: Down to: workers held events. It was a.
tun and entertain-
events, like mix-
Late night WKQQ Pollution ers." ing atmosphere."
After Sunday' s gay rights
At last the fog has been The radio station has used
march, the capitol of our
lifted. NBC's new late- the month of April to find
nation was buried under
night court jester is Conan homes for some of the Madi-
what looked like tons of gar-
O'Brien. O'Brien, 30, is a son County Animal Shelter's
bage. This was only three
Harvard grad and a writer/ "Death Row Doggies." Many
days after Earth Day. How
producer for The Simpsons. pups have found homes over
soon we forget that the planet
He will replace David the airwaves. We hope QQ will
has rights, too.
Letterman this summer. continue this needed service.
Suggestions for Ups and Downs are welcome. To make a suggestion call 622-1872. Michael Spalding, 22, social work, Alfonso Moore, 21, physical
Lebanon. therapy, Louisville.
Put down this paper and learn
'Spring Fling." "Intramurals, like
softball."
An education is everything. experience as students.
I truly did not realize what that Tim Granted, not every course is
actually meant to me four years ago. Blum going to enthrall you and not every
I don't mean education strictly teacher will motivate you, but the
in the institutional sense of "that's educational process goes far beyond
A road less
the thing to do after high school," sitting in class taking notes.
but instead education as a well- traveled It's about life and all that
rounding tool that can truly enrich surrounds it.
your life and being. There's so much to learn from
Before I came to college, I and the way I see myself has getting away from the parent's nest
worked for a few years in the cable changed drastically. and seeing what the world has for
TV industry and soon realized that I I became more open-minded, you. Jazzma Poole, 21, health car* Keith Sears, 19, police administra-
would need an education if I was more appreciative of the people And yes, there's even a hidden administration, Chicago. tion, Manchester.
around me and, I hope, a little passion in living on a $3,000 a year
ever going to get the kind of job I
smarter. budget and attempting to eat more
would be satisfied with. And although the average Ramen noodles than any one human "Homecoming "Working at
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dead-end grind many struggle with what is gained in return is priceless. people. Get to know the world you Union."
So many students drudge live in. Try something new.
on a daily basis.
through their classes, mope, groan Try again something you thought
It was then I made my decision
to attend college. Although unsure of and complain, and only do enough you hated, and give it a second
to get by. I'm guilty of it myself chance.
what discipline I would pursue, I
knew I wanted an education. sometimes. And if you're reading this in
But we should be thankful for class right now — WAKE UP! —
Now, four years later, I can see
this educational opportunity and be and get with the program.
the significance of the time spent
anxious for the knowledge we're You may never get (his opportu-
here at Eastern.
My outlook on life and the world gaining, or could gain, from our nity again.
Emily Stacey, 21, business
LETTERS (CONTINUED) Lanell Collier, 21, computer
management, Williamstown.
Information systems, Cincinnati.
If you have ever found yourself in individually, I would like to thank the
Continued from previous page
conversations that feel revealing, you following campus organizations: EKU We pay
of Regents or/and President have probably found out that just as physical plant; athletic department
Funderburk. \ you begin to regret foolishly revealing and Coach Richard Erdman; Division
Dr. Myers, our faculty adviser, one of your most obscure thoughts or of Special Programs; Division of Pub-
works very hard for all of us. not just a personal milestone of self aware- lic Safety; Kappa Delta Tau, Chi
the senate. His door is open all the ness, someone else effortlessly comes Omega and Delta Zeta sororities, the
time, not just to senators. Try it and to the same conclusion you lost sleep ambassadors; Student Occupational
you will see. Thanks, "Doc." over. That happens to everyone, be- Therapy Association and the Student
Students need to be careful what cause all people share the obstacles of Nursing Association.
and who you listen to. Anyone is wel- being human, living and eventually From the community, thanks to
come at any senate meeting, and any- dying. The more you have in common McDonald's, Salenia Bowles, Scoltie
one can speak; we welcome it. We with anyone, the more likely that you Bullens, Al Brashcar, Art and Cheryl
have had lots of guests, and I believe have contemplated the same things. Latnos, Greg Brackney and the volun-
all felt welcome. If anyone has any Everyone reading this not only teers from the Richmond Armory,
questions as to what your senator has has the bond of humanity, but count- HHC 206 Engineers Battalion and the
done this year, stop by the office and less more similarities. The planet, the Madison County Rescue Squad.
ask to see the minutes from any or all country, the state, the town, the com- I also must thank Maribel Torres,
the meetings. munity, die school — things we are Chuck Adams, Erv and Paula Vanover,
All of your senators have done an living with all of the time. Then there Marty Martin, Steve Parsons, Harry
excellent job this year, and I was proud are smaller divisions — race, heri- Moberley, J.W. Collins, Rex Barker,
to be among them. This is mv re- tage, fields of study, a favorite color. Lynn Whayne, Dan McGibney and
sponse and mine alone. It does not The trend is to surround ourselves Michael Boisseau, among others.
come from the senate office, or reflect with the very smallest group and in These organizations and individu-
UKif view. doing so, I think we lose track of the als gave hours of their time and/or
larger bond of thehuman race. services to help those with mental
Kelli L. McGowan,
The point is, like it or not, we all disabilities fulfill a partof their dreams.
Richmond are united in life. I have found that the Thank you so much!
more you explore your bonds with all
More alike than different
people, the easier it becomes to deal Marty Wagner,
I had not intended to write this with living. That is why I have shared Special Olympics
letter, but for days my thoughts have
this with you, and in doing so, I have
been headed somewhere; and it be- created a new set of similarities be- Thanks for picking up
came necessary to communicate them
tween every reader.
and make room for new ideas. Also, a Richmond and Madison County
segment 1 watched on CBS' s "60 Min- Michael Reedy, owe a big "thank you" to Alpha Delta
utes" concerning racial relations at Richmond Pi, Chi Omega and the Kappa Alpha
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Thanks to volunteers
and direct my notions to, if not an up roadsides Saturday, April 24.
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Racial tension is not the focus of Olympic athletes, coaches and par- getting up tires, appliances, car parts
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I would like to discuss is unity — volunteers from the EKU and Rich- wet, cool morning and afternoon.
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The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 29,1993 A5
Campus news
End of year brings increase
CLAWING FOR SUCCESS
of book thefts on campus
By DeVone Holt ing his unfortunate experience in the against the lockers."
Asst. news editor campus bookstore April 22. Meed said the bookstore has taken
"I walked into the bookstore extra precautions to prevent the book
During the past week, seven inci- Thursday afternoon and put my books thefts during this time of the year. He
dents of stolen bookings were reported in the book drop. I went into the store said the textbook section of the store is
to the university's public safety de- for about 10 or IS minutes and upon roped off, extra security patrols the
partment. The sudden increase in sto- leaving the store, my book bag was store and the surveillance cameras are
len bookings is a direct result of the gone," Horn said. monitored more often.
the book buy-back period at area book- Erman Wirtz, textbook manager >yynn Walker, assistant director
stores, as the bags are stolen for their of the bookstore, said incidents like of public safety, said students should
contents — textbooks which the stores Horn's are expected because "it's just take extra precautions to prevent book
will buy back. that time of year." thefts. He said although students may
Roger Meed, director of the uni- Meed said students don't have to find the lockers in the bookstore an
versity bookstore, said, "It's not out of fall victim to the book thieves, but inconvenience, they should use them.
the ordinary that we have four to five they don't take necessary precautions "If you think about it, it's not as
books stolen a week for the two-week to prevent it big of an inconvenience as having
buy-back session." "There are lockers up there free of your books stolen," he said.
Although the bookstore has grown charge and if students would use them, He said if the lockers are full,
accustomed to reports of stolen it would prevent a lot of this. But they students should leave their bags with
bookings, Gregory Horn, a 24 year- just will not use them," Meed said. a friend or keep a close eye on it.
old commuter, was very new to the He said when students report their Walker advises commuters to
tradition. bookings stolen, a common reply to leave their bags in their cars or pack
"It was the first time I've ever had "where were your books when they their bags light if they plan to make a Progress photo by JAY ANGEL
anything stolen," Horn said, explain- were stolen?" is "It was leaning up trip to the bookstore.
The new Red Lobster restaurant, located off the By-Pass in front of the Richmond Mall,
Committee recommends 6
began accepting applications Monday to prepare for Its opening date slated for May 10.
for business dean opening MERGERS: Class offerings not affected
Continued from front page
thought to those who won't major in "I've got to offer courses for the
proposal has already been sent to Presi- it" MacLaren said. "In any other ar- same number of students," Batch said.
By Mark White business administration; Jim Kams, four applicants but submitted only
dent Funderburk once for review. rangement, we would not have the "The courses themselves could
News editor professor of economics; Carol Jor- Hilton and O'Connor's names to the "We reported the proposal to the teachers devoted to general educa- change, but the numbers will be the
dan, assistant professor of insurance; president. The search was reinstated
president," Robinetie said. "The presi- tion." same."
Six candidates are currently being and Alfred Patrick, professor of com- as Funderburk felt more recommen-
dent told us to come back to the de- Robinette said the proposal re- Once the proposal was approved,
considered by President Funderburk munication information systems and dations needed to be made, according partments and hear their recommen- garding humanities and foreign lan- faculty from the current department of
to fill the position of the dean of the former chair of administrative com- to members of the search committee. dations and criticisms and then go guages is proceeding, despite misgiv- natural science would be absorbed
College of Business. munication and services. Jordan and Patrick were rejected back to him." ings within each department. into other departments in the college.
Charles Falk, the former dean, Another candidate, Frank in the fall, but are being reconsidered. The bottom line is the students "Certainly any time you talk about Batch said."They will be reassigned
stepped down last August to take a O'Connor, withdrew his name from "Thecommittee I believejustchose will benefit," Batch said. "We could the realignment of departments, you based on their discipline and the best
position with a school in Chicago. consideration for the position. the ones they felt were acceptable and come out of this with new courses and have some apprehensions," Robinette fit with the new department,"
Those recommended by the search "He just fell it was the thing for to give those they felt were acceptable new lab experiments, so it will benefit said. "I've had discussions with for- MacLaren said that would be one
committee include Rita Davis, acting him to do," Russ Enzie, associate vice the opportunity to be considered," the students." eign languages and also humanities, of the few improvements he could see
dean of the College of Business and president, said. O'Connor and Enzie said of the decisions. However, department of natural and we've taken their reservations into as a result of the proposal.
chair of administrative communica- Hilton were both recommended by Funderburk said he hopes to have science chair Bruce MacLaren said he account and we're reporting them back "All those departments (biology,
tion and services; Jessica Frazier, chair the search committee last fall. The a decision made by the end of the can't see how the elimination of his to the president." chemistry and physics) would benefit
of accounting; Charles Hilton, chair of committee had originally considered semester. department would improve the col- However, Batch said the proposal because they would gain some excel-
lege overall. for natural science could change course lent professors," MacLaren said.
INDICTMENTS: 9 arrested for drugs on campus "There is the possibility that mon- offerings sometime in the future. MacLaren, who has been chair of
ies would be saved," MacLaren said, "If the proposal is approved, each natural science for 14 years, said he
Continued from front page "but I'm not persuaded the quality of of those courses will be evaluated by wasn't told of the plan to dissolve his
LSD. A former student, Kenneth Dale the Richmond Police Department. general education courses would re- a college faculty committee," Batch department until Jan. 1 and didn't see
24, Commonwealth Hall, and Eileen Phillips, 23, was arrested and charged Walker said one other indictment main the same." said. "We could go in to the commit- the actual proposal regarding his de-
M. Sheehan, 24, were also arrested with two counts of trafficking in co- was issued, but he would not reveal MacLaren said the restructuring tee with a BIO and an NAT course and partment until April 1.
and charged with trafficking mari- caine, according to an indictment the name or the charges because the would hurt general education because come out with a BIO or an NAT or "What we've been trying to do is
juana within 1,000 yards of a school. In addition, two Richmond resi- individual had not been arrested yet there would be no department devoted something completely different" just understand why the proposal was
Students Steven T.Blackburn, 19, dents, Anthony Martin and Pleaz G. Walker said other state and fed- to instructing nonscience majors in While the content of general edu- made," MacLaren said.
O'Donncll Hall, and Melissa Jean Tye, were also arrested and charged eral agencies were involved but would natural sciences. cation courses could change. Batch "All departments have lifetimes,"
Davidson, 19, Case Hall, were ar- with attempting to traffic cocaine in not comment further as the investiga- "Those of us in this department said the college will still offer the MacLaren said. "It could be that this
rested and charged with trafficking in connection with the investigation by tion is still ongoing. are committed to conveying scientific same approximate number of courses. department's lifetime has been spent."
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The graduation will take place at forcement program topic
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Of those graduating, there arc 1,009 The future of law enforcement and
The charge stemmed from a March One fairly unique feature of the
4 incident in which, according to po- bachelor's degree candidates, 143 as- how it relates to technology was the golf course is a secured liquor license
lice reports, Michael Godesa, 19, of sociate candidates, 143 master's can- topic of a program presented April 21 that will allow it to serve beer.
didates and seven specialist candidates. in the Stratton Building.
Commonwealth Hall, left several Weekday green fees are $6 for
More than 2,100 students are ex- The speakers for the presentation
messages on the alleged victim's an- nine holes and $ 10 for 18 holes through
swering machine which contained pected to participate in the ceremony, were Peter Manning of Michigan Stale most of the day. Lower rates are avail-
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Sports co-
Bl editor
Chryssa
Zizos quickly
became a pro
at rappelllng
with the help
Amy Etmans of instructors.
Accent editor Here she
demonstrates
the side
rappel.
Progress photos
by BOBBI JO
SHIELDS
Accent editor Amy Etmans rappels down the
ROTC Tower In the Intramural Fields.
Rappelling is a sport of trust
By Amy Etmans and Chryssa Nelson said to Zizos signaling to her that
Zizos si ic was ready to support her descent.
Zizos gave her partner, Amy
Standing on the edge of security Etmans, thumbs up and down she went
and thinking "Am I crazy for with a nervous look in her eye.
stepping off a perfectly good Cadet ChipPerry demonstrated the
platform?" techniques necessary for a successful
You lean back, shifting all your drop.
weight onto the trusting rope. Slowly There was nothing from keeping
you descend the wall as you kick out- you from falling to your death but a
ward releasing the rope that supports Swiss Seat rope that secured your body
your stance. to the rappelling rope. You want to trust
With your left hand you grasp the the rope, you want to trust your strength
rope, clinching onto it for security. and the man on deck below must also
Somehow you think it is going to keep be trusted. If you slip and are unable to
you from falling, but you realize to stop from falling, the man below can
rappel the best, you must use this hand stop you.
as a guide only. You realize what little strength you
Standing in a bowed position, your truly have. But the constant encourage-
right hand extends out and releases the ment from the instructors successfully
rope to enable you to drop the ground. guides you to complete the assignment
We felt like two rookies when we "You can do it," Staff Sgt. Register
wen t to the ROTC Rappelling Tower at said, coaching us down.
the Intramural Fields to join the cadets Free falling from 34 feet, seemed
and commanders in a military exercise. like 200 in the air. You were in control
After being briefed by Capt Carino it of your movements in what you thought
| all seemed apparently easy until mo- would bean ou-of-conool situation. Kick-
Inside ments later when we ing off the lower while compensating for
climbed the stairs, be- the next thrust in the wind, was the best Capt. Carino
■ Mardi Gras at ginning our adventure. moment of our experience. helps Zizos
"Chryssa On The military science department take the first
Dupree. See
Rappel," said Chryssa offers courses for freshman and sopho- step off the
PREVIEW, B2.
Zizos, signaling to the mores which delve into military ma- rappel tower.
man below that she was neuvers. These free elective beginning- Some claim
■ Summer ready to climb down. level classes incur no military obliga- this is the
movies will "Nelson On Be- tion but does insure learning adventur- hardest pan
.lay," Cadet April ous skills. of the task.
sizzle with
excitement. See
ARTS, B3. Writer dives for ultimate bungee challenge
■ Student
works on set of
By Chanin Miller another harness around them to keep them from into a less than perfect dive. I felt my stomach drop
"The Crow"
Contributing writer separating on my way down. exit of my body and pass me on the way down.
where Brandon
"OK." one of the operators said "Let'sget you Imagine trying to stay in a diving formation
HYDE PARK, CINCINNATI—
Lee was killed. in the cage." when your voluntary, as well as your involuntary
See PEOPLE, You could sec ilfromamilcaway. The ami reached into the clouds I didn't understand how they thought I was muscle control is somewhere below hanging out
like a skyscraper. As we got closer, the monstrous arm seemed
B4. going to get into the cage, considering that my with your stomach.
to grow.
ankles were fastened together with what felt like My breathing had become almost unnatural;
The first victim hopped into the cage, and a man pulled a rope across layer upon layer ol duck-tape. actually ithadcometoacompietehalt I figured 1 'd
■ Watch out the entrance.
Before I could tell them I had changed my shut mycyes on the way down. Nosuch luck. The
Riddick Bowe, "Noway! That guy is an idiot!" I said.
mind, I was in the cage proceeding upward. The forccof the fall kept my eyes wide open. It was like
Jamie Hail The dive came on cue without a moment's hesitation. The only thing man in the cage with me began giving me instruc- someone had putsupcrglueonmycyclidsiomakc
to break his fall was black asphalt
wants your tions, which seemed to go against everything I'd sure I didn't miss anything.
title.See The man dangled wildly from the rubber band, been taught as a child. From the ground the jumper appears to be
and the cage began to lower. Man and machine had "You'd better kx* down now," he said "Once falling in slow motion. But that wasn't my view-
ACTIVITIES, B5.
tangled with death one more time and had won. we get m uch higher, you won't want to look down." point during my descent The terror of plunging to
Jay.a friend of mine, motioned for me to come One thing I hadn't noticed from the ground was the Ciinh invaded my mind. I couldn't remember
■ Markus toward him. "Here you go," he said, as he handed a small rectangular blue tarp placed below the cage anything the operator had told mc.
Thomas, Jaree me a stack of papers. on the asphalt I could only hope the crowd below would tell
Goodin named "What's this?" I asked "A How-To Book?" Trying to make light of the situation, I looked mc what to do, like they had been telling the other
"No, it's a release form," he said. at the operator and said,' They put that tarp there to jumpers.
Athletes of the
The release form was the size of a condensed make me think I was diving into a pool, not into Suddenly a revelation came to mc. Fora brief
Year. See
version of "An American Tragedy" and about as concrete." second I could feel myself coming to a gradual
SPORTS, B6.
difficult to read but I still initialized each page. The operator laughed and continued (ogive me slop. 'This Ls it," I thought "Zero gravity."
Then I got to the page which read.. ."I, your instructions. He said something about diving again With that impressive deduction andasimulta-
signature, will not hold the company responsible at zero gravity. Panicked, I asked him, "How will ncous nxir from the crowd, I dove. I was ready for
Did you know?
for injury or DEATH." The last word of that I know when I've reached zero gravity?" it this time. My lifedidn't flash before my eyes like
sentence screamed off the final page of the form "Just relax," he said "You'll know." it did the first lime.
■ Today William "They really do expect me to sign my life I remember thinking: "Relax! 1 low can he tell That was it The ride was just about over. The
Randolph Hearst away." I said. me to relax! I'm getting ready to fall 170 feet with rubber band didn'tbreak and I was dangling upside
was bom in 1863 After I signed the last page on the form, Jay nothing but a mirage of water below mc! He is just down in the air likcastring of just-cooked spaghetti.
immediately snatched up the form and my $45.1 a bouncer for the bar and he's getting paid extra to The cage began to lower, and I started scream-
Hearst, an
remember thinking, "I'm an idiot I'm paying tell people lo relax!" ing, after I actually caught my breath, "Oh my
American money to flirt with death." The countdown began and my adrenalin started God! I did it'"
newspaper editor Having my fair share of second thoughts, I pumping. By the time I was in the ground operators'
reluctantly walked toward the chair. I stepped into "Do you think you could give mc a little push?" reach, the blood that normally flowed through my
and publisher,
the body harness and they pulled it up to my waist I asked. "I don't think my legs understand exactly body had come loacomplcie standstill in my head
died in 1951. Since I was jumping from my ankles, they put what they're supposed to do." At that point it really didn't matter which part
'Two! One!..." of my anatomy touched the hot asphalt, as long as
Next issue All of the sudden, my wobbling legs thrust mc something touched something solid.
The souvenir shin said it all too well, "Shut up
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The Eastern Progress Thursday, April 29,1993 Jerry Pennington, editor
Summer holds
ONE LAST SHOW
a variety of films
By Jason Owens said Richmond Mall Movies manager
Staff writer Dusty Ward.
"The Firm" is supposed to be this
The summer of 1989 may have summer's other big hit, besides "Ju-
been the Year of the Bat, but expect rassic Park."
1993 to be the Year of the Dinosaur A family favorite for decades is
for moviegoers. being re-released on July 2. Almost
This summer's most eagerly everyone has seen Walt Disney's
awaited movie, "Jurassic Park," is "Snow White" at least once, and now
scheduled for release on June 11 .amid a new generation can enjoy this clas-
the same amount of hype and mer- sic. This is a great first-date movie.
chandising as "Batman" a few years Action movie fans will get a
ago. double-barreled shot in the face when
The movie, directed by Steven two of the genre's most famous stars
Spielberg and starring Jeff Goldblum, explode into movie theaters in May
Laura Dcrn and scads of special-ef- and June.
fect dinosaurs, is based on Michael Sylvester Stallone will attempt to
Crichton's best-selling novel. slow his gradual decline since "Rocky
In this chilling story, scientists V" with his new movie "Cliffhanger,"
discover a way to bring dinosaurs back which opens on May 28.
by using their DNA to grow several Stallone plays the role of the leader
species. The dinosaurs are used in a of a mountain rescue team that at-
theme park until an accident releases tempts to rescue the victims of an
them upon a public not used to pro- alpine plane crash. The victims are
Graduating seniors of Eastern's art department have their tecting itself from the terrible lizards. actually criminals, so when Stallone's
work on display for one last exhibit In the Giles Gallery. It is an action-packed jump into a character leams that he has been set
"Seated Figure with Square" (above) Is a charcoal and gesso world where science has gone awry. up, the fireworks begin.
work by John Winkle. "Future's Past" Is a charcoal work by The movie promises to be deserving Arnold Schwarzenegger's newest
James Fowler. The exhibit will run through May 8. of the hype. offering, "The Last Action Hero." is
There are several other movies of due out on June 18 and seems to be a
note coming out this summer that will parody of the genre. Viewers can
please the palate of most cinema fa- expect car chases and lots of high-tech
natics. Action, lust and an old favorite firepower in this one.
all await the public's viewing. Rounding out the summer head-
Progress photos by BOBBI JO SHIELDS
On July 2, audiences can see an- liners arc Pauly Shore, who "wiezes"
other novel-turaed-movie starring his way into the title of the in-law from
'The Dark Half lacks a good scare Tom Cruise and Gene Hackman. It is Hell in "Son-In-Law" on July 2, and
John Grisham's "The Firm," about a Sharon Stone, who lends her steamy
law firm that has shady ties to the talent (and other assets) to "Sliver."
underworld. Stone's "Basic Instinct" groupies will
"You wouldn't believe the trailer. not want to miss this one, due out on
By Chad Williamson the whole two zine photo, complete with tombstone. the book, like Slark's southern accent (The producers) are letting Tom May 21. It appears to be a promising
Staff writer hours. ■ REVIEW The next morning, the grave where and the Julie Harris character Cruise's name carry it until it opens," pick.
Themoviebe- Stark was "buried" has been dug up "Reggie," but these are mostly forgiv-
"The Dark Half," the latest movie gins as a young "The Dark from within. able flaws. Give credit to George
Show choir a success
adaptation of a Stephen King novel, Thad Beaumont Half" Is Somewhere around here is where Romero, though, for a screenplay that
deals with a pretty heady idea, the (Timothy Hulton) playing at things should start picking up pace, remembers its roots.
duality of the human personality. begins to suffer Richmond but they never really do. The main But take one credit away for
Now keep in mind that this is from excruciating Mall Movies. problem is wilh Hulton, who portrays Romero's direction. Romero ("Night at Renfro Valley gig
Stephen King and not Sigmund Freud, headaches and both Beaumont and Stark. of the Living Dead," "Crecpshow") is
so don't stan thinking this is a deep, hears the constant sound of birds. Brain As Beaumont, Hulton is fine as an a one-trick pony.
psychological probing of the human surgery reveals a human eye in Thad's ordinary man in an extraordinary situ- This isn't an insult. What he docs, Progress staff report show has ever been done," Lawrence
mind. This is still a horror movie. brain, part of an unborn twin that Thad ation (as only King could come up he does well. said.
"The Dark Hair does contain- a absorbed while still a fetus. with). But Romero doesn' t have the mea- The First Annual High School The grand champions of the com-
razor-wielding maniac, several Fast forward 23 years with Thad But it is in Hulton as Stark that the sured pace and the psychological in- Show Choir Spectacular, held at petition, Chesterton (Ind.) High
swarms of sparrows (a la Hitchcock's Beaumont as a father, writer and En- movie loses what it needs most— sight needed to translate a Stephen School, performed at Brock Audito-
Renfro Valley Saturday, proved to be
"The Birds"), shots of dark, empty glish professor. As himself, Beaumont someone who can portray a socio- King book onto the screen. rium Saturday night as special guests
successful for both Eastern's music
hallways, a creepy dream sequence writes literary novels that critics love pathic killer. Hulton, a fine actor in What he gives us instead are small of the university's show choir.
department and Renfro Valley.
(complete with an ooze-dripping tur- and no one buys. Under the pseud- movies, such as "Ordinary People" shocks and minor frights until the cli- "The schools that navel the far-
The event was sponsored by
key and Elvis Presley's "Are You onym George Stark, he writes violent, and 'Taps," never has the psychotic max . There he does what he does best, thest tend to bring a lot of people with
Eastern's show choir and coordinated
Lonesome Tonight" in the back- trashy, best-selling crime novels. edge necessary to be Stark. a beautifully orchestrated scene of gore them; parents, family and friends.
by show choir director Rob Lawrence.
ground) and 11 dead bodies. When someone finds out his se- Otherwise, the movie plays fair to and blood. There was a nice size, enthusiastic
However, "The Dark Hair is short cret, Beaumont decides to go public its source material, slaying true to the It's a shame the 119 minutes be- "I'm really amazed at how crowd, both at Renfro Valley and at
of the one vital element to any good with the knowledge. He even sym- King novel. A few things are never forehand doesn't live up to that last smoothly it went at Renfro Valley Brock, which I would estimate about
horror movie— one decent scare in bolically "buries" Stark for a maga- fully explained that were explained in scene. since it was the first year this type of 400 people," Lawrence said.
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