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Yo k ids .
Welcome to th e first issue of bikepLAgue. Th e urban
Th e Bik epLAgue crew th is
bike scene is LA h as really picked up in th e past year or so, and
m onth ...
we're pretty stoked about th at. We figured we'd like to put out some
sort of zine to focus on wh at's up with bikes in LA, spread th e word
Ch ris Mich elle
about upcoming rides and events, h elp out spreading some bike lore
Lisa Morgan
and generally h ave a good time and cause some ch aos wh ile we're
Matt Th e Lars
at it. Th is first issue inevitably focuses on stuff th at we've been
Max Trista b.
involved with , but we want people from th rough out LA to contribute
stuff and make th is some sort of a center for bike stuff in LA. So if
Cover ph oto: "Locking UP" by
you commute two miles a day by bike and know of a good eatery
Nath an Snider ([email protected])
along th e way, if you h ad a great time at a ride and want to write a
review of it or if you want to get some issue off your ch est, write it up
Yo! Wanna get involved? Got
and send it to us. We also encouage stories of falling off your bike
someth ing to contribute? Want to
and injuring yourself (along with ph otos). H ey, and someone design
distribute to local sh ops and stuff?
us a logo, OK?! Th e BikePlague zine is part of a larger project wh ich
Get in touch th en, yo.
we're calling BikeSwarm, th rough wh ich we're going to put on events
and such like. Watch th is space.
E-mail us at [email protected]
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Cranksgiving, th e annual alleycat put on by th e we're putting on, a stage race on some of th e
messengers, was apparently awesome (I turned steepest h ills in th e world in our very own
up an h our too late to do th e race itself). Skid backyard (figuratively speaking, th at is): Ech o
competitions etc afterwards polish ed off th e Park and Silverlake. Ch eck out th e snazzy flyer on
evening nicely. November Critical Mass was th e back page for details. You can also ch eck out
dead small. I only made it 'cos it was th anksgiving th e calendar in th is issue for some events. Also, if
h oliday (it's too early for me oth erwise). you would like to put on an event, get in touch with
Conversely th e h oliday meant fewer people th an
usual. A fun ride from th e usual Wilsh ire &
Western meeting point th e last friday of every
month at
NEWS...
6pm
into H ollywood and back. December
Midnigh t Ridazz paradoxically involved more
exposed flesh th an any (except maybe th e
Stripper ride back in 2004) Ridazz I can recall,
despite it being December. I guess th at's wh at
h appens wh en th ey call it a pool party ride. I
Jack's bike was th ieved. boo!
personally saw
four (yes, four) th ose guys. Stolen bike: Our buddy Jack h ad h is
people go over bike stolen on December 16th from near Sunset &
th eir h andlebars Normandie. It was a dead nice mountain bike: an
on th e ride. XL Trek VRX 200, blue with black forks (see
Careful, kids. A ph oto). It was an older model and is a h uge size,
select few ridazz making it very unique so please keep your eyes
made it onto a out and contact us or Jack if you see it (after you
party in a loft in wrestle it back from th e fucker riding it).
downtown wh ere
we were quickly
yelled at and
th rown out (th ere
was a pool on th e
roof, y'see).
Infiltration of a
second party of
well dressed
young peoples by
Th e BikeWinter logo,
scruffy bike kids
would you believe?
led to a similar ejection,
th is time by security. Tsk. BikeWinter is coming in
January: for th ose of you wh o missed th e glorious
days of BikeSummer just gone, BikeWinter is ten
days of bike stuff going on in LA. Th ere are races,
rides, and oth er fun stuff. Ch eck out
winter.bikeboom.com for th e full scoop. Th e
event th at we're plugging th e most is th e one
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CALENDAR January is warned. Th at nigh t (and every Wednesday
looking nigh t) th ere's also th e East LA Bike Oven.
What's goin' on? pretty Ch eck out our interview with Josef for more on
exciting. th at. Th e on Friday th e 6th th ere's Santa
We sh amelessly lifted th e contents of th e Monica Critical Mass. You know th e deal.
www.bikeboom.com calendar to let y'all know Meet at entrance to Santa Monica Pier (Ocean
wh at's up. Ch eck it out for full details and up-to- Ave. @ Colorado Ave.) at 6:30pm. Th at
date listings. And if you want your event evening at 9pm is th e grand BikeWinter Kick-
included in th is Calendar - submit it to off Party at th e A-h ouse, 210 N. Rampart Blvd.
www.bikeboom.com, not us! 9pm, free BBQ, ch eap beer, DJs, dancing, and
live h ip h op by Rebels to th e Grain. Yeah ! Th en
January 1st - 7th : On Sunday 1st, th ere's a on Saturday 7th th ere's a free CORBA
Vintage Bike Ride - it says anyth ing pre-1985 mountain bike skills class in Malibu State
is good, but all are welcome. 10:30am at th e park at 8:45am.
Rose Bowl in Pasadena. Our favorite crazy
valley dwellers, Th e Ch oppercabras, h ave a January 8th - 14th : th is is th e main week for
ride on Wednesday th e 4th . Meet in th e back BikeWinter LA. Like I said, ch eck out
Parking lot of Nath an’s Tattoos located at 7222 winter.bikeboom.com for full info. In brief
Topanga Canyon Canoga Park, CA, 91306 at th ough , on Sunday 8th th ere's an Anti-war
8:30pm. Slow pace for 5-10 miles. May even be Bikeride at 10am meeting at H igh land Park
tallbike jousting beforeh and. You h ave been station. On
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One h undred miles on a roadie ride in unbelievably good.
deliberately obnoxious non-roadie gear. I'd be
riding 40:15 on my orange Nish iki th at I'd Th at nigh t we slept in a sch oolyard a block away
originally found at a bus stop some two years from th e start of th e ride. We found a gap
previously; Max would be using 44:18 on h is between a couple of buildings next to a
yellow KH S; Alec rode h is riser bars on h edge
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Th e Cool Breeze century is a ride put th ink we got to sleep until about 1am after
on every year up in Ventura. As century rides go, messing around and ch atting, feeling moderately
it's really easy. Few h ills, rest stops about every ridiculous. Max set h is alarm clock for 6am and
twenty miles and h undreds upon h undreds of we got some sleep.
oth er riders so it's h ard to make a wrong turn. We
decided th at we'd ride up to Ventura from LA th e Waking up at 6am was tough . It was cold, we
day before, so we spent friday afternoon push ing were still stiff from th e ride up th e previous day
against a h earty h eadwind up PCH from Los and it wasn't properly ligh t yet. Yeuch .
Angeles, arriving in Ventura a few h ours after Neverth eless, we h auled ourselves out of our
dark. Th at was tough er th an we th ough t, totalling sleeping bags and got into our cloth es. We made
around 70 miles but with messenger bags stuffed a concession to comfort by wearing spandex
with sleeping bags, gatorade and pasta burritos, under our cut-off sh orts and I ended up taking my
we were pretty uncomfortable by th e time we U-lock out of my rear pocket about h alf way
arrived. Alec h ad th e biggest bag, and th e biggest th rough th e ride and put it in my bag. Selling out
gear in th e h eadwind, so h e decided to h ead to th e original idea? Maybe. I didn't really care at
h ome from oxnard. H e called h is th at point th ough . We snuck out of th e sch oolyard
sister for a ride wh ile we and up to th e start point wh ere I was overjoyed
ate at a taco bell. H e to find th at th ey h ad
said to keep going, but some coffee. I
Max and I h ad a good drank a load
h anging out groove and we
going, and didn't really procrastinated
feel too eager to at th e start
remount our wh eeled point. A couple
steeds. After playing a of people
monster drawing game, made
and h anging out at th e taco comments
bell for a solid th ree h ours, about our
Alec's sister Jenny sh owed bags. We
and gave us some organic were both
raisins, maybe it was just th e less enth usiastic
ride, but th ey were about th is ride th an we h ad been wh en
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we'd originally planned it - ass apocalypse coming in Glory and h is name is Satan?",
seemed a grim inevitability by th e end of th e day referring to th e sticker on my ch ainstay th at said
and th e weigh t of full messenger bags on our th e same. "Yup", I'd reply. We bantered with oth er
sh oulders wasn't going to h elp comfort matters. riders, spotting cool people, one particularly good
We delayed furth er by ch atting to a couple of girls moustach e. Probably th e coolest were th e couple
sat on th e table next to us, one of wh om h ad an with a trailer with a dog in it. At every rest stop
AIDSLife/Cycle Jersey on. I'd ridden AIDS th ey'd let th e dog out. It seemed perfectly h appy
Life/Cycle in 2004 and Max h ad just completed with th e arrangement. I swear I ate more calories
th e 2005 ride. I'd done it on a five-speed road at th at rest stop th an I'd used th at day. A group of
bike, Max h ad done it on h is fixed gear. women from Team in Training asked us if we were
just riding fixed to impress th e ladies, one of th em
Neverth eless, procrastination could only go on so made a comment about attractive young men. It
long, so we h opped on our bikes and were off. seemed like a deadly situation. We got back on
Th e first fifteen miles h eaded west along th e our bikes and h eaded to th e finish line.
coast to Rincon Point, wh ere th e first ch eckpoint
was. We covered th e distance steadily but we Th e last fifteen miles retraced th e first, blasting
weren't going terribly fast and people slowly back down PCH and parallel roads with a tailwind.
overtook us. Th e ch eckpoint h ad piles of food, Th e finish line was a welcome sigh t. Max h ad
wh ich we dutifully ate. some ach illes pain going, so I was five minutes
ah ead of h im h ere (I'd been unsuccessfully trying
Th e next stage featured th e only h ill of th e ride. to ch ase down a roadie wh o'd overtaken
Riding fixed, we overtook a lot of people: it's me on th e last stretch ), so I
eith er ride, or fall over. Egos were boosted as we dash ed inside and
overtook roadies wh o noticed we claimed my patch
were riding fixed. 'Yeah , and got a plate of
fixed gear!', 'You guys are food. We went and
crazy'... and of course, sat on th e grass
th ey overtook us on th e and stretch ed out
downh ill. a bit and
discussed th e
Th e middle section of th e next stage. I
ride was easy riding, but I wanted to ride
became increasingly back (I h ad
uncomfortable. My ass was some big
killing me and I h ad an rides coming up in th e
extremely stiff sh oulder wh ere next two month s); Max th ough t h e'd
my bag was pulling on me. spare h imself furth er damage by taking Amtrak
Occasionally people would stop to ask us back to LA. In th e end we decided to take leave of
wh at we h ad in our bags. 'Sleeping bags'. Ask a each oth er. Max lent me h is LED ligh t, so i
stupid question, get a stupid answer! Th e going wouldn't just h ave my sh ort-lived nigh trider, and I
was steady. People occasionally recognized us bid h im farewell. By now it was 5pm and I h ad 70
from oth er rides. One guy asked, "Bicycle miles to go to get to Santa Monica. I also
Kitch en?". H e recognized me from anoth er ride desperately wanted to get past Trancas before
wh ere I'd discussed th e kitch en with h im. I tried to sunset. Th ere h ad been some nasty roadwork
follow h im but was spinning out at 24mph on th e th at Matt h ad warned me about after h e'd ridden
flat, and let h im go. down to LA from San Francisco a few weeks
previously. I sure as h ell didn't want to be rear-
By th e last rest stop at mile 80 we were ended by a truck on PCH . I h ad th ree h ours.
desperately uncomfortable but in h igh spirits. Max
would remark, "So th en, I h ear th at th e Lord is Th e first h our was mentally tough . Ass
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apocalypse h ad firmly set in and th e best I could restrooms to get water. Th ere was a temporary
do was to simply not sh ift around on my saddle too outdoor cinema set up and a lot of Malibu
much . Th e ride from Ventura th rough Oxnard is residents milling around. I wondered wh at th ey
bleak and boring. Th ere were grey clouds ah ead th ough t of me. I got back on my bike and scooted
and I was worried it migh t rain. I'd stuffed my bag down th e h ill to find a callbox wh ere I called my
with snacks at th e last rest stop, but I was also a friend Tom to see if h e was into meeting me for
little concerned th at I didn't h ave enough food on food wh en I got back to LA. "Sure", h e said. We
me to get me th rough to Santa Monica with out agreed on meeting in an h our at a Th ai restaurant
collapsing in a rubbery, sugar-starved h eap. on Wilsh ire. Only wh en I put th e ph one down did I
realize h ow h ard it'd be for me to blast down PCH
I disciplined myself. Five minutes break every and th en up into eastern Santa Monica in an h our!
h our. I stopped at th e entrance to th e Port
H ueneme military base and pissed against th e Neverth eless, I put in th e effort and h eld a steady,
wall, and ch owed down a couple of fig rolls. I fast pace down PCH . Never h ave I feared for my
swear doing th at doesn't take ten minutes usually, life more. Saturday nigh t, 8pm, on PCH , is NOT
but I look at th e computer on my bike and I see th e place for a lone cyclist. People were still
th at th at's h ow long I've been off my bike. Back on coming up from th e beach es so th ere was plenty
th e bike, spinning away. of opportunity for getting doored (surfboarded!),
motorists h eading to LA were impatient and
I ch eer up after I pass th e h eadland at Port aggressive and even with two front ligh ts I felt
H ueneme. Th e scenery sh ifts from grim agriculture effectively invisible.
to wilder ocean vistas, cliffs and a golden yellow
ligh t from th e sun th at is getting lower in th e sky. I Finally I crossed Sunset Blvd and made th e final
stop again at Sycamore Cove to eat a couple more mile-long treach erous length along PCH to th e
fig rolls and h alf a bagel, th en jump back on th e bike path . H itting th e bike path was an enormous
bike again. I fret about th e minutes of dayligh t left relief. From th ere I took a left up Ch annel Road
but eventually h it th e roadworks at Trancas just as and th e nearly impossibly steep Entrada Drive to
th e sun is setting. I stop on th e side of th e road 7th street. After th at, it was a cool breeze th rough
and wait for a clear spot, th en take th e wh ole lane Santa Monica to meet Tom.
as I ride th e length of affected area. It's a little
concerning - th e wh ole road is reduced to one lane I took th e bus h ome after dinner.
with no sh oulder - but taking
th e lane and keeping an eye
on th e car beh ind me ease
my concerns.
I h it th e rolling h ills after
Z uma beach just after it got
properly dark. I h ad a rear
ligh t and two front ligh ts, so I
was pretty well prepared. If
anyth ing, I began to feel
stronger now th at th e sun h ad
gone. I approach ed each h ill
with a positive attitude, and
didn't delay in pounding up
each one in turn. Th e top of
th e Pepperdine h ill was a
relief to arrive at. I stopped off
at th e baseball park
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E A S T L A B I K E O V E N
We'd
h eard
about a guy
out in H igh land
Park wh o was just
starting to open up h is garage
on wednesday nigh ts to one and all
to come h ang out, drink box wine and fix
th eir bikes. We sent an
envoy on th e h ard ride
down Sunset, Cesar
Ch avez and Figueroa to
ch eck out th e situation.
BP: Wh o are you?
JB: My names' Josef Bray-
Ali. My Mom's from
H ungary and my Dad's
from India. I grew up in LA
on th e Westside in Venice.
Th ere's like a full-on surf scene th ere. Since I can't get ancy, can't th ink at work so I get on my bike and ride
make it to th e beach in th e mornings anymore, I it all th e time and to actually h ave a place to go and h ave
started biking - th is BMX over h ere. Wh at h appened oth er people th ere doing th is sh it - well, I th ink th at's
was th at I went to th e TRON ride for Midnigh t Ridaz really fucking cool, righ t? And after going to th e Bicycle
and I tried to go on th e fast ride th at th ey h ad th at Kitch en and seeing wh at th ey do, I went out and bough t
nigh t and i got fucking smoked, man. I h ad like 15 th is really ridiculously expensive Scott bike. Th at's th e
people roll past me and say, 'get a real bike, dude'. bike I ride righ t now. Just got a loan for it!
Once we got to Flower I was h uffing, dying, pedalling
as fast as I could. Someone was like, "You're BP: So, "Bike Oven". Kinda "Bicycle Kitch en" related,
working th e h ardest out h ere, bro. Keep it up!". Th ey righ t?
told me we were going to Commerce and I was like,
'fuck it!', righ t? So I realized at th at point th at I wasn't JB: Yeah , I th ough t I'd steal some of th eir fire, but not ruin
th e only person in LA riding my bike at 2am in th e th eir name. Th is place totally sucks - look th ere, th ere's a
morning - like, I wasn't alone. So I started going to h ole in th e ceiling wh ere all th is sh it was leaking th rough
every event every friday, driving my car wh erever I a couple of month s ago. So th at [going to th e Bicycle
needed to go, stay at my parent's h ouse on th e oth er Kitch en] was a big deal. I th ough t, I'd like to do someth ing
side of th e city to go to critical mass. And I got fired like an East LA or H igh land Park version vibing off wh at
up. Th ere's a scene of people th at, you know, it th ey h ad. But I don't really h ave any on th e ground
became a big middle finger to all th e stuff th at keeps organizational skills, and I don't really give a fuck about
me indoors like th e internet. Fucking' TV. I just don't h elping people with th eir bikes I just wanted a place
care about it any more. You can give a lot back to wh ere people can come and get drunk and work on th eir
th e internet but at th e end of th e day it sucks a lot bikes and be one of th ose th ings wh ich after th ree or four
out of you and you're not learning about wh at th ere years is just gone, and people would just say, "Yeah , I
is to do in life. So anyway, after cruising around for was th ere, it was th is total vibe...".
th ree or four month s doing th is wh ole bike th ing, and
really fucking loving it, I get th is problem wh ere if I BP: So in 2010 wh en all th e bike kids h ave moved
don't get enough physical exercise I get h eadach es, down from Portland to LA, people can talk about it?
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organised, like th e mafia or anyth ing, but th ey'll just
JB: Yeah , be like, "tools - you weren't th ere wh en th e th row your life away, you know? So I fixed th eir flat
bike oven was th ere and th at sh it was totally blowing tires. I'm not going to totally ch ange th eir lives but at
up". A really sh itty space, I'm paying noth ing for rent, least th ey'll be able to ch ange a flat tire. Th ere's th is
just do stuff to th e walls wh ere it just doesn't matter. one kid - th ere's a wh ole story for each kid - but th ere's
So I didn't want to fuck with th e Kitch en, wh o are th is one kid wh o's kinda ch ubby. H e comes out one
totally organised and everyth ing. [oth er people arrive] day with th is dead ringer for a colt 45 and goes round
H ey! Come on in, pull up a seat - you want some box th e neigh bourh ood sh ooting at sh it. So of course
wine? We've got merlot, and th ere's cookies down someone calls th e cops on h im. H e got arrested and
th ere... th ey took h is little pellet gun and th e cops sort of made
up th is th ing about h ow h e'd been reported h olding up
BP: Wh at vintage of wine h ave you got? cars and asking for th e drivers money. So anyway, it
turns out th at th is kid works in a tire sh op just down
JB: Th is is a 2006. th e road and two weeks ago th is kid just ch anges
th ree kids' tires in, no sh it, like five minutes flat. H e
BP: Nice. totally h as skills. Gets th e wh ole th ing of th e rim, fixes
th e tube and back on th e rim in two minutes. H e does
JB: A good year. th at stuff all day, it's h ow h e makes h is money. So th at
kid came as a total surprise. Th ey were bummed last
BP: Wh at about tea and cookies? week 'cos I was at th is BikeWinter
meeting so I
JB: Well, th ese are ch eap cookies from th e sh op down
th e road. ANYWAY, I set th is place up as a place for
people east of downtown, so you don't need to ride
over a mountain or th rough downtown to get h ere.
Th ere's a ton of stuff i want to do in th is
neigh bourh ood - th eres a bunch of kids wh o just
h ang out on th e corner and drink 40's, righ t? but
th ey don't do sh it with th emselves. th ey're like
tagging th eir neigh bour's fences every saturday
nigh t. wh at a pointless waste of your life. th ey
h ave so much talent and potential. so i h ad th em all
come in h ere a week ago and we fixed all th eir low- couldn't be
rider bikes up and every time i roll now, i tell th ese kids about. Th ey're probably not
wh ere i'm going. before th ey were just like, "wh ere you h ere th is week because I wasn't around last week
goin', foo?", and i'm like, "I'm going to th is insane ech o until, like, 10pm, and th at's th e LA curfew for kids
park ride. wh at you guys up to?" - "y'know man, just below 18 with out a note from parents or employer. And
kickin' it, h olding it down". But you know, h olding it th ese kids, h alf of th em are on probation. Th ey're all
down is bullsh it. I saw th ese kids and I th ough t th at if rebelling - like, "yeah , th is kids said I was a punk, so I
th ey h ad some middle class wh ite guy told th em to roll socked h im in th e face", th en th e cops come and pick
with h im th at it would be alrigh t, th at everyth ing would th em up. Th at's your rebellion? Th at's it? yeah , you're
be ok. most people on th ese rides look h ave an really giving it to th e MAN th ere! And once you're in
education - th ey just look like th ey're h omeless! I just th e system, past 18, and you h ave a record, th at's it!
dress like I'm h omeless. People at work th ink I'm some you're done. th is state is fucked up.
sort of h ippy.
So we'll see wh ere it goes. And by th e way, th is place
BP: So you're trying to get th ese kids to join th e h as wireless internet!
bike scene?
BP: Awesome. Th anks for th e interview!
JB: Yeah . Th ey sell drugs on th e side. It's not
BIKEPLAGUE #1 9
LOCKING YOUTheR bik epLABgue IguiKde tEo...
We took to the streets to photograph how NOT to do it. Listen up.
Th e stupidest way. Anyone could
release th e quick release and run
off with all but your front wh eel,
dumbass.
Be tte r. But your front w h e e l is
s till s te alable ! An adde d bonus if
th e bik e ne xt to yours is lock e d
up as in th e firs t option: th e y jus t
com bine your front w h e e l w ith
your ne igh bour's all-but-front-
w h e e l and ride off. duh !
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Finally! (Alth ough a th icker
cable would be nice)
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