I Hate Myselfie

840 Pages·2015·14.49 MB·English

by  Shane Dawson

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This book is dedicated to
my hilarious and caring
mother. Thank you for

giving me so much

unconditional love and
fuck you for giving me

your fat arms and wonky

eye.

CONTENTS

About the Art

I Hate Myselfie: An Introduction
My Destinee
My High School Musical
Two First Kisses
The Original Catfish
Between
Hollywood
and
an

Abortion Clinic
Denny’s and Death

My Birthday Suit
Internet Famous
How to Survive a Horror Movie
The Mean Girl Got Fat
My Girl (SPACE) Friends
My Strange Addictions
YouTube Got Me Fired
Astral Projection
Just a Pretty Face
My Leg Twin
Shocktuber
Prom

Acknowledgments

ABOUT THE ART

I have a lot of really talented
fans. So I thought it would be
fun to ask some of them to
create pictures inspired by the
essays. I sent each of them an
excerpt and asked him or her to
draw whatever they felt like. As
you’ll see, the results are

sometimes amazing, sometimes
hilarious, and always
unflattering, considering I have
a VERY hard face to draw.

I HATE

MYSELFIE:

AN

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE ARTIST

Isabella Piccione is currently
a freshman in high school and
has had a passion for art for
as long as she can remember.
She lives in Connecticut, and
you can follow her on Twitter
at @stylesftdawson.

Hi. I’m Shane Dawson.
Some of you might know me
from
my
videos
on
the

internet. Some of you might
know me from the movie I
directed entitled Not Cool.
And some of you might know
me as the guy you saw on the
cover of this book who has an
incredibly punchable face. I’m
all of those things and more! I

also
have
an
incredibly

punchable body, but none of
you will ever get to see that.

For the record, I don’t

really hate myself, but I do
hate the way I portray myself
online. Hence, “myselfie.” See
what I did there? Online I’m
this
loud,
outrageous,

confident guy who acts like
nothing bothers him and he
has the whole world at his
fingertips. In reality, I’m a shy,