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Sidhe-Devil
Aaron Allston
This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any
resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.
Copyright © 2001 by Aaron Allston
All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form.
A Baen Books Original
Baen Publishing Enterprises
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ISBN: 0-671-31993-0
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Cover art by Patrick Turner
First printing, June 2001
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
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New York, NY 10020
Production by Windhaven Press, Auburn, NH
Printed in the United States of America
Acknowledgments
I extend my thanks to:
The Eagle-Eyes, my advance readers, who make sure that I dot my eyes and cross my teas: A.T.
Campbell, Kelly Frieders, Ruben Gamboa, Kali Hale, Steven S. Long, Beth Loubet, Matt Pinsonneault,
Susan Pinsonneault, Bob Quinlan, Roxanne Quinlan, Luray Richmond, Sean Summers, and Lori Wolf.
The folks who volunteered technical answers in person and on-line, including Tobias Budke, Beverly
Hale, Stefan Immel, Denis Loubet, Matt Pinsonneault, and Scott Ruggels. Any mistakes of detail that
remain do so in spite of their involvement.
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My agent, Russ Galen. His work lets me do more of the fun stuff.
HEAD OVER HEELS OVER WHEELS
With the last of his vehicle’s momentum, Zeb slewed around leftward, putting the car across two lanes.
He killed the engine and hopped out to stand on the driver’s-side running board. He drew his pistols and
aimed them across the roof at the oncoming car.
Muzzle flares erupted from its passenger side. He returned fire into the driver’s-side windshield,
emptying both pistols, hearing thumps and slams strike his own vehicle.
The oncoming car veered left and then right, as though the driver were indecisive about whether to pass
Zeb on the right or the left. Then the car leveled off and steered straight at Zeb, and he realized the driver
was probably already dead.
Zeb dove clear, hit the pavement with a bone-jarring thump, heard the shrieking collision as tons of metal
met violently. . . .
BAEN BOOKS byAaron Allston
Doc Sidhe
Sidhe-Devil
Chapter One
Pistol in hand, Doc ran through the deserted streets of the city of Neckerdam.
The skyscrapers around him looked like the misaligned, broken teeth of some long-dead giant, spikes of
black or gray or checkered white-and-green pointing accusingly at the sky.
At the stars. These weren’t the stars Doc knew, not the ones that belonged above the true Neckerdam.
That, and the fact that he had not seen one other living soul on the streets, told him he was dreaming.
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But was he experiencing a true dream or a sending-dream? The second kind could be meaningful . . .
and dangerous.
Ahead, on a street corner, he saw the wanted poster.
Above the text was a picture of Doc, but this was not the sort of picture normally posted on the walls of
the city jails. In it, Doc stood in a heroic pose, gun in hand, wearing explorer garb better suited to
exploration of the Dark Continent, his shirt ripped, his long snow-white hair flowing in a wind.
The words beneath the picture read, “Sought by the Crown, Doctor Desmond MaqqRee of the Sidhe
Foundation. Also hight Doc, also hight Doc Sidhe.”
There was something missing from the text. Doc shook his head; it was so hard to think in a dream.
Then he knew: There should be some specification of charges, some indication of the reward being
offered.
He looked up the street and now, where none had been before, his wanted poster was thickly plastered
on every wall and light pole.
He heard and felt a grinding from beneath the pavement only a few steps away. Two large bronze plates
set into the sidewalk clattered open and the elevator beneath them rose into view.
On it was a bed, a beautiful four-poster of ornately carved hardwood, draped in sheer bed-curtains,
with a lavender canopy above. And lounging on the pillows lay Ixyail del Valle, Doc’s lover.
She was a small woman, not just in comparison with Doc’s generous height, but by any human standard;
yet she was well and sleekly muscled like a panther in human form. Her features were delicate, the legacy
of royal ancestry from the Old World, but her mouth was broad and generous. Her skin was a light
brown, natural to her rather than the result of sunning. Her hair, flowing and glossily black, was far longer
than Doc remembered it, as long as the silken nightdress that came barely to her thighs.
She gave him a smile that was all invitation and crooked a finger to summon him.
He took a last look around. There was no sign of an enemy. He felt nothing that indicated this was a
sending-dream. He set his pistol down on the concrete and climbed in.
As he passed through the curtains his clothes disappeared. Ixyail seized him, pulling him atop her. This
time, she had no need of love-play; she was ready for him, clutching, clawing, her skin hot to the touch.
He tore her nightdress from her with a single yank and she drew him into her. She purred a true cat’s
purr and wrapped herself around him.
Too quickly, he spent. He held and kissed her, tried to form the words to soothe her, to appreciate her.
But the words wouldn’t come. He could see from her smile and her eyes that she’d understood his intent.
Yet there was something odd to her eyes, an expression he had never seen in them before, an anxious
expectation-she seemed to be asking a question he could not understand and could not answer.
She rolled over so that she was above and he beneath, and said, “I’ll return when you are ready again.”
She slid from atop him and vanished as she passed through the curtains.
Doc tried to follow but found that his wrists and ankles were bound by heavy bronze shackles that held
him, splayed, to the bed. He struggled but they were unyielding.
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He tried to wake up. But above him the canopy of the four-poster bed remained stubbornly in place.
He looked around, but still there was no one to be seen on the streets of this phantom Neckerdam. Even
his wanted posters were missing.
And he wondered if he were dead, gone to some place of afterlife punishment like the one the members
of the Carpenter Cult described.
That’s when the memory returned to him: the gunman emerging from behind the pillar, his rifle rising into
line, aiming at him, firing-
Zeb Watson wondered for the twelfth time where he’d seen the minister before. He also waited for
words he’d once been certain he would never hear.
“I now pronounce you husband and wife,” the minister said. He peered at the bride and groom over
metal-rimmed glasses and waited. “Oh. Youmay kiss the bride.”
Harris Greene, the groom, was a lean man, darkly handsome, with features best suited to a cheerful
rogue on a TV show; he was dressed in a tuxedo the green of late-summer oak leaves. He took his new
wife about the waist and drew her to him. The gesture was theatrical and dashing.
Gaby, the bride, Latina ancestry evident in her coloration and features, had a jaw that suggested
stubbornness and alert eyes that spoke of keen intelligence. She wore a wedding dress in a matching
green and a wreath of laurel leaves. She smiled at his display as she kissed him.
The crowd in the hotel ballroom applauded, the wedding party joining in.
The couple gave no sign that they were ready to break their clinch. The minister smiled as he stepped
around them and past Zeb. He was a young man with a wispy brown beard and mustache and open
features suggesting that stress, to him, was nothing but a word in the dictionary. He was dressed in the
same style of green tuxedo as the groom’s party. “Attention, please. As soon as we can pry Harris and
Gaby apart and get the members of the immediate families up here, we’ll start taking wedding pictures. If
you can sort of gather in the open spaces, the hotel staff will be able to drag the chairs up against those
two walls and get the buffet set up.”
Zeb ignored him and kept his attention on Harris and Gaby. They were different from the last time he’d
seen them. Six months ago, Harris had been an unsuc cessful professional kickboxer, his career spiraling
away to nothingness in New York. He and Gaby, a programming director for a UHF station, had been
together for a while but signs had not looked good between them. Then something had happened-a
neighbor had reported Gaby kidnapped, then she’d turned up again, then she and Harris had dropped
out of sight.
There had been little word from them after the reported kidnapping. Zeb had received a note from
Harris saying that all was well and that he’d explain later. The explanation had never come, but a
wedding invitation had, eventually. Now Harris and Gaby looked confident, healthy, as happy as Zeb
had ever seen them . . . and he still didn’t know why.
Not that Zeb minded a happy ending. He just wished he knew how they’d gotten there.
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At the back of the columned hall, in the last row of the seating devoted to the groom’s guests, Rudi
Bergmonk cupped his chin in his hand and decided that he needed a shave. On the other hand, he wasn’t
here to impress the wedding attendees with close-shaven elegance. He might have to shoot one of them,
in fact. He might have to shoot several of them.
He and his four brothers stood as the rest of the audience did. That cut off their view to the head of the
hall; the tallest of them was a head shorter than most of the men present. Rudi knew that this wasn’t the
only thing that set them apart, visually; the black suits they wore were badly fitted to their thick-chested,
short-legged builds, and all five, unlike the genuine wedding guests, wore gloves.
Albin, the oldest and the only one whose beard was completely gray, said, “I still don’t see him.”
Jorg, the biggest of them, mopped a handkerchief that was as floridly red as his hair over his sweaty
forehead. “Then he isn’t here.”
Albin fixed him with a look of contempt. “Have you even been looking among the crowd? He might be
employing a disguise.”
“Of course I have,” Jorg said, his voice rising in protest. “We all have. Right, boys? No sign of him.
Maybe he’ll come later.”
Albin still frowned. “I don’t like it. I’ve done research on their weddings . . . but they’re not doing it
right.”
Egon, the second oldest, though he still had some blond in his hair and beard, shrugged. His hands were
in his pockets; Rudi knew that one hand would be on a knife hilt even now. “Perhaps you did your
research wrong.”
“Shut up,” Albin said. “The part we’ve just seen, they’re supposed to do in a temple. Then they have
cameos taken. Then they have rice thrown at them as they leave the temple.”
Otmar, youngest of the brothers except for Rudi, young enough not to have any silver decorating the
brown in his beard, laughed-giggled, rather. “Messy.”
Albin took a deep breath, an effort, Rudi knew, to keep his temper in check. “Dry rice, you idiot. Then
they go to the hall where the food is-that’s the best place we could have taken them, on the trip from
temple to hall. But these cretins have cobbled together both parts of the ceremony. They do everything
wrong.” He looked around, directing his contempt against the other attendees instead of his brothers.
“They actually let duskers into the hall.” He gestured toward the head of the room, where, until the
audience had stood, they’d been able to see the tall black man standing beside the groom. “They’ve got
a dusker for the best man. I think the bride’s a dusker passing for dark.”
Rudi said, “That’s not our problem. The fact that they’re not doing things according to their own
traditions is. So we’ll have to improvise. Where do you want to do it?”
Albin curled a lip, still obviously distressed about the presence of the black man. “When they go to
change their garments, I think. We’ll follow them and catch them in their rooms, one by one or two by
two.”
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The bride, the groom, and their families collected at the front of the room to endure the photographer’s
instructions. Zeb was far enough to one side to be out of camera range but close enough to hear the
photographer’s victims talk.
The bride’s mother-small-boned, more than a trifle overweight, a frown seemingly a permanent feature
of her face-leaned in to whisper, “That Minister Jones, is he a real minister?”
“Yes, Mother.” Gaby kept her smile on for the camera.
“I think he’s an actor. I think I recognize him from a peanut butter commercial.”
“Heis an actor from a peanut butter commercial. He and Harris studied theater together in college. But
he’s also a minister. He founded his own church. Government-recognized and everything.”
“Well, it’s not right. You should have been married by a real priest. A Catholic priest.”
“Well, maybe we’ll do it again with a real priest next time.”
“How about next week?”
Minutes later, the families immortalized, the photographer maneuvered them away and had the wedding
party step in.
Zeb put on his photographic face. He knew his close-cropped beard and mustache gave him a
distinguished look, and his eyes were expressive-but only when he put on the right face. He had other
faces for other situations. There was his war-face, developed and polished for the boxing ring, his
I’m-not-to-be-messed-with face for walking certain neighborhoods in New York, his I’m-so-nice face
for persuading people he was no threat to them. He had a face for every occasion. He sometimes
wondered if any of them was his own.
While the photographer was changing cameras, Zeb leaned forward over Harris’s shoulder. “Sorry I
was so late.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Harris said. “You got here, you didn’t lose the ring, and in the original tradition
of the best man, you’re the most dangerous guy I know, so I had no worries that anyone would come
and steal Gaby away.”
The photographer said, “All right, bride only for a while.” Harris and Zeb obligingly moved to one side
and relaxed.
“We haven’t had a lot of time to talk,” Zeb said. He couldn’t keep a trace of suspicion from his voice.
“Months I don’t hear from you or Gaby, and then boom! You’re living in California, you’re getting
married, and you’re doing what?”
“Freelance consultants. We’re hotel reviewers and inspectors.”
“Meaning what, exactly?”
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“We’re on the road most of the year, going from hotel to hotel under assumed names. We just look
around, see how good the hotel staff is at doing its job, use all the hotel facilities we can without being
obvious, cause a weird problem or two to see how they deal with it, and file reports to the companies
that hire us. We might work for the corporation that owns the hotel, a corporation that owns rival hotels,
a chain of travel agencies, a credit-card issuer, that sort of thing.” Harris shrugged. “It’s good work that
pays well. And we like the travel.”
A crowd of well-wishers descended upon Harris, shaking his hand, clapping his back, and then moved
on to linger in a predatory fashion around the buffet table setup.
“Harris?” Zeb said.
“Yeah?”
“Where are the pictures?”
Harris gestured at the photographer, still posing Gaby and members of her family. “They won’t be ready
for weeks.”
“No, not those. You’ve been travelling the last few months from hotel to hotel. The last time you and
Gaby went anywhere, she came back with a lot of photographs. She was into photography and
journalism in school, right? I remember she likes taking pictures when she’s on vacation.”
“You don’t forget much.”
“So where are they?”
“Hell if I know. I told her I don’t like looking at pictures. She packs them away somewhere.”
“Bullshit.”
“What?”
“You heard me.”
Harris frowned, but not at Zeb’s remark. He watched someone toward one side of the hall. “Stay here a
second. There’s a guy I want to talk to.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
“No.” Harris broke away and moved into the crowd.
The short, stocky man moved behind one of the columns on the long wall where chairs were stacked.
Harris followed as closely as he dared. He peeked around the column, saw the man’s broad back, saw
over his shoulder as the man lit a pipe.
Harris moved out from behind the column and asked, “Pardon me, goodsir, what’s the bell?”
The stocky man turned, revealing his bulbous nose and bushy brown beard; he automatically reached
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into the pocket of his vest and fetched out a large pocket watch whose lid was ornately engraved with
the image of an apple tree. He opened it up. “Why, it’s-” Then, guilt dawning on his features, he looked
up.
He dropped the pipe, reached under his armpit. As he brushed his jacket lapel aside, Harris saw the gun
butt and shoulder holster beneath.
Harris hit him, a knuckle-punch to the solar plexus. He stepped in even closer, slammed his forearm into
the man’s head, driving it back into the column, and followed through with a knee to the man’s groin.
The stocky man let out a faint moan and slid, uncon scious, to the floor. The plaster of the column was
broken where his head had hit it.
Harris glanced around. With stacks of chairs all around them, no one appeared to have seen or heard
their exchange. He bent and dragged the bearded gunman behind several tall stacks of chairs, an
adequate place of concealment. Then he undid the man’s bow tie and tied his wrists behind his back.
And cursed. The man’s nose was a bloody mess, and so was the forearm of Harris’s jacket.
He drew off the jacket as he emerged from behind the chairs. And Zeb was right there, waiting for him.
“Dammit,” Harris said.
“Man, why are you acting so strange?”
Harris sighed, then grabbed Zeb’s tie and pulled him around to look behind the chairs. “That’s why.”
“What the hell happened to him?”
“I hit him.”
“Why? What is he to you?”
“He’s a fairy.”
Zeb pulled back and looked appalled. “Harris, that’s not like you at all. You’ve never been a
gay-basher.”
“No, no, no. He’s not gay. Or maybe he is. I don’t know. He’s a fairy.”
“You’ve lost me.”
“In other words, he’s someone from the fair world. Come on. We need to find out if there are more of
them.” He drew Zeb back around the column and into the crowd. “You see any guys about chest-high,
built like bowling balls, point ’em out to me.”
“So you can beat them up. Sure.”
The photographer called, “Husband, please stand beside the bride again.”
“Dammit! Zeb, give me your jacket.”
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Zeb watched Harris rejoin Gaby in front of the camera. Zeb could tell Harris’s smile was forced. It
looked genuine enough, but Zeb had known him long enough to distinguish between reality and acting
where Harris was concerned. Zeb returned to the man Harris had slugged.
He didn’t find an invitation among the man’s effects. But he did find the man’s gun. It was a strange
piece, brassy in color, large for a revolver.
Okay. So someone had crashed the wedding with a gun. Harris might be crazy, with all this talk offairies,
but he wasn’t paranoid. And he’d suggested there were more strange folk out there. Well, if there were
potential enemies in the crowd with firearms, Zeb didn’t intend to be unarmed. He wrapped the gun up
in Harris’s jacket and took it with him.
Zeb returned to the edges of the crowd and looked around. He immediately spotted men so like the one
Harris had slugged that they had to be relatives: short, squat, thick-chested, most of them bulbous-nosed
and bearded. They were wearing the worst off-the-rack suits Zeb had seen in a long while. All four stood
at the main doors leading into the hall, but as he watched, three departed-leaving the tallest one behind.
A guard, Zeb decided.
Harris took Gaby in his arms and kissed her. Kissed her long past the point the photographer said he
had the shot. Then he whispered, “There are fair folk here.”
Gaby held her smile. “I thought you were acting strangely.”
“Side by side, please,” the photographer said.
They obliged. Gaby asked, “Someone Doc sent to guard us, maybe?”
“Nah. Son of a bitch wouldn’t have drawn on me if he was guarding me. Is that another one? Over by
your mother. Short, nose like a squashed avocado?”
“No, that’s my uncle Ernesto.”
“What’s he doing out of jail?”
“Attending our wedding, silly. Wait, there’s one, at the doors out. Oh, damn.”
“What?”
“Zeb’s headed right for him.”
Zeb snagged a glass of champagne from a waiter’s tray and added a drunken sway to his walk as he
approached the door.Convince him you’re crippled, he told himself,and his guard will come down.
On his way through the door he bumped into the squat red-headed man and sloshed champagne all over
